How long can cats play dead for?

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#1  Edited By MC_Izawa

My cat is a silly-willy, he's so cute!  Lately, though, he has been falling down alot, and sometimes he flops around on the ground.  I've made some videos and put them on YouTube, but HE KEEPS DOING IT!  It's like he can't help himself.  Today, after doing one of his crazy-crazies (as I like to call the flopping) he started to play dead.  This was at about 1:30PM CST, and it's now 6:00.  How long do cats play dead for?
Also, on an unrelated note, does anyone know where I can get an old-fashioned thermomator?  The one I had in my backyard broke.  I think a loose dog or something got ahold of it, because I found it shattered on the ground and all the mercury was gone.  I feel sorry for that pet's owner!

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#3  Edited By AgentJ
MC_Izawa said:
"My cat is a silly-willy, he's so cute!  Lately, though, he has been falling down alot, and sometimes he flops around on the ground.  I've made some videos and put them on YouTube, but HE KEEPS DOING IT!  It's like he can't help himself.  Today, after doing one of his crazy-crazies (as I like to call the flopping) he started to play dead.  This was at about 1:30PM CST, and it's now 6:00.  How long do cats play dead for?Also, on an unrelated note, does anyone know where I can get an old-fashioned thermomator?  The one I had in my backyard broke.  I think a loose dog or something got ahold of it, because I found it shattered on the ground and all the mercury was gone.  I feel sorry for that pet's owner!"
hrm, you should show us these videos of your cat
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#4  Edited By MC_Izawa

YouTube took them down due to a terms of use violation.  All the comments I got while they were up were about animal cruelty and that my cat is sick, but I only feed him the canned food I get at the grocery store.  Plus, I wuv him so much that I would never hurt him!

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#5  Edited By dethfish

Lol

Just the title to this topic made me laugh.

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#6  Edited By RandomHero666

4 and a half hours is a long time for a cat to be playing dead
Maybe its... Dead?

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#7  Edited By SikhCuz

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#8  Edited By ninjakiller

BAD

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#10  Edited By fr0br0

Maybe it's, you know... SLEEPING?

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#11  Edited By Optiow

That is pretty cool, you should put him a circus or something.

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#12  Edited By mrfizzy

ummm yeah... maybe you could have a look at your cat for us... check he is still breathing. coz if hes not thats probs not a good sign. But seriously, id take him to the vet, it doesn't sound like normal cat behaviour. 

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Maybe he's sleeping, but

He might be dead.
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#15  Edited By VWGTI
mrfizzy said:
"ummm yeah... maybe you could have a look at your cat for us... check he is still breathing. coz if hes not thats probs not a good sign. But seriously, id take him to the vet, it doesn't sound like normal cat behaviour. "

I think this man is on to something...
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#16  Edited By MC_Izawa
Meltbrain said:
"Guys, why are you answering this guy seriously? Anyone with half a friggin' brain would take their pet to the vets LONG before coming to a WEBSITE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES."
Why would I take him to the vet?  He's not sick, just doing a trick.
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#17  Edited By JonathanMoore

This is the best conversation ever.

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Meltbrain said:
"Guys, why are you answering this guy seriously? Anyone with half a friggin' brain would take their pet to the vets LONG before coming to a WEBSITE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES."
Yeah that's a great point 
VIDEO GAMES !
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I'm sure there are websites about cats/pets like GB is for video games.

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#23  Edited By dethfish

It's a website

About CATS?

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#24  Edited By fr0br0
Meltbrain said:
"addictedtopinescent said:
"I'm sure there are websites about cats/pets like GB is for video games."
It's a website... about Dead Cats! GiantCorpse.com"
OH GOD! I just went to that website and... UGHHHHHH!
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#26  Edited By CL60

Stop making these goddamn stupid ass topics my god, you are not even funny in the slightest.

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#27  Edited By TheMustacheHero

YOUR CAT IS DEAD PLEASE PROCEED TO FLUSH DOWN THE TOILET AND PURCHASE NEW CAT!

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TheMustacheHero said:
"YOUR CAT IS DEAD PLEASE PROCEED TO FLUSH DOWN THE TOILET AND PURCHASE NEW CAT!"
Purchasing 2 cats would be better, so they make other cats and so on, then you can make a buisness out of it.
your cat died for a good cause.
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#29  Edited By dr_nefarious

wow...he must be pretty good.

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#30  Edited By RetroIce4

Flopping. I lul'd. He's flopping all right. DAYUUUMMM!

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MC_Izawa said:
"My cat is a silly-willy, he's so cute!  Lately, though, he has been falling down alot, and sometimes he flops around on the ground.  I've made some videos and put them on YouTube, but HE KEEPS DOING IT!  It's like he can't help himself.  Today, after doing one of his crazy-crazies (as I like to call the flopping) he started to play dead.  This was at about 1:30PM CST, and it's now 6:00.  How long do cats play dead for?Also, on an unrelated note, does anyone know where I can get an old-fashioned thermomator?  The one I had in my backyard broke.  I think a loose dog or something got ahold of it, because I found it shattered on the ground and all the mercury was gone.  I feel sorry for that pet's owner!"
Of all your posts this one was the only one to make me laugh out loud just by reading the topic.
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#32  Edited By toowalrus
MC_Izawa said:
"Today, after doing one of his crazy-crazies (as I like to call the flopping) he started to play dead."
That actually made me laugh, good forum post...
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#33  Edited By Scooper

Your cat is dead.

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#34  Edited By Hausdog

you're cats just doin a mating dance
he learned it from me after that amazing nite i spent w/ him
ima do him again now that hes doin it again
hes such a slut :P

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#35  Edited By teh_destroyer

I am just going to take a wild guess and say that he is dead.

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#36  Edited By deathfury

Billy Mays here with cats! They're flippin' and floppin! Don't want em squishin' or squashin!

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#37  Edited By dr_nefarious
deathfury said:
"Billy Mays here with cats! They're flippin' and floppin! Don't want em squishin' or squashin!"
I LOL'd