I have the solution to all your problems

Screw your cheap, poorly constructed, unreliable Japanese soup cans, this is where the shit is at.

Okay, first off, it uses fucking GRAVITY, that's SCIENCE.

I don't know about you, but that's pretty impressive. Last time I checked, science is fucking hard. I don't know a whole lot about how science works, but I do know it can send shit into space. Can you send shit into space? NO.

Secondly, it's VIRTUALLY INDESTRUCTIBLE.

VIRTUALLY

WHAT.

IT'S FUCKING MAGICAL.

Well shit.

God DAMN!

I thought these were for children.

I was mistaken.

MIND BLOWN!!!

" Well shit. "

" God DAMN! "

Don't just buy one. Buy two for the price of one.

P.S. The gyro bowl is actually pretty old technology. I remember seeing the basic technology being used in the 18th century to keep a compass and flame upright whilst in a ship or carriage when movements could knock them over.

" @Abyssfull said:

" Well shit. "

@Kyreo said:

" God DAMN! "

That is whack "

Works perfect..till somthing gets sticky. 

You had me at science.

Shit son I gotta get me one of those. 

Tested.com... GET ON IT!

" @Abyssfull said:

" @Abyssfull said:

" Well shit. "

@Kyreo said:

" God DAMN! "

That is whack "

DAMN son! "

Magic is IN the middle!

I had previously seen the commercial for this.  But somehow I missed how incredibly incredible it was.

My grandpa had basically the same kind of thing on his dashboard that was basically a cup-holder. And that was when I was a kid, so like, twenty years ago.

If only Billy Mays could've gotten his hands on this. . .

" @Abyssfull said:

" @Kyreo said:

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" @Abyssfull said:

" Well shit. "

@Kyreo said:

" God DAMN! "

That is whack "

DAMN son! "

We would make for some awesome Token Black Guys.
  

   We'd just have to stick to our own movies of course!... and be black. "

Probably should have stayed out of the conversation though. Be more careful next time. "

" @Kyreo said:

" @Abyssfull said:

" @Abyssfull said:

" Well shit. "

@Kyreo said:

" God DAMN! "

That is whack "

DAMN son! "

We would make for some awesome Token Black Guys.
  

   We'd just have to stick to our own movies of course!... and be black. "

Hahaha, normally this'd be spam but your write-up is too funny. 

" @Abyssfull said:

" @Kyreo said:

" @Abyssfull said:

" @Abyssfull said:

" Well shit. "

@Kyreo said:

" God DAMN! "

That is whack "

DAMN son! "

We would make for some awesome Token Black Guys.
  

   We'd just have to stick to our own movies of course!... and be black. "

I think that last part would be very difficult for the both of us. "

Gyro Bowls? How do they work?

I must have one.

The little girl should have screamed, "the proof is in the pudding, bitches".

Cave Johnson here. I see you have your hands on our new Gyro Bowl. Well enjoy that miracle of Science because it sure as hell took enough people’s lives to create it. Turns out death by space-time isn't a crime, so, every cloud. By the way, if your Temporal Gravity Displacement Unit, I mean Gyro Bowl, accidently forms a Black Hole in its centre and destroys your local solar or binary star system please let one of our lab guys know before it turns you inside out. It's not supposed to do that.  Cave out.

Kids need to learn that spilling is bad. Now how am I ever gonna be able to beat the hell out of my child for spilling shit if he never spills anything? He'll be in high school going on a date and he'll spill his pasta all over his date. OOPS! Guess he should've learned how to not spill shit!

It always ticks me off when a product I actually have potential interest in (as a gift for my sister, who has a two year old and another on the way) has such an incredibly annoying and stupid commercial.

Don't do drugs kids.

You bet your ass Cave Johnson got this designed.

...What happens when you shake it?

Why would you need a lid for something that NEVER FUCKING SPILLS?

I'm so glad you showed me this.

Everything about this thread is great.

:O Where has this been all my life.

" Everything about this thread is great. "

I feel mislead by your thread title.

Amazing. Kids will still just shove their hands into the bowl, grab whatever is in it, and then throw it everywhere, though.

"I remember seeing the basic technology being used in the 18th century. "

I bet Will can make this thing spill, get on it tested!

" @FourWude said:

"I remember seeing the basic technology being used in the 18th century. "

... "

I am 9000 years old.

Prove me wrong.

" @nintendoeats said:

" @FourWude said:

"I remember seeing the basic technology being used in the 18th century. "

... "

I am 9000 years old.

Prove me wrong.

"

" I bet Will can make this thing spill, get on it tested! "

" @FourWude said:

" @nintendoeats said:

" @FourWude said:

"I remember seeing the basic technology being used in the 18th century. "

... "

I am 9000 years old.

Prove me wrong.

"

Did it have the same great advertisement as now though? "

So I was doing some research and I found this little nugget on the official Gyrobowl website.

I feel like my son could still spill this thing. We have sippy cups for him and he just bangs them on the ground until the rubber stoppers inside come loose. This thing would be a challenge, but I have faith in him.

I read this entire post in the voice of Cave Johnson.