If someone offered you a giraffe OR a six pack of Pepsi, which offer would you choose?

Dude, are you high?

How would the giraffe be prepared? I'm pretty peckish.

You could sell that giraffe to some guys in Chinatown that I know and you'd get like 50-60 bucks for it, you could buy a lot of Pepsi with that

Having a giraffe would probably be kind of difficult, but what the heck, why not? I just hope he won't chew on the power lines.

" How would the giraffe be prepared? I'm pretty peckish. "

wtf am i gonna do with a giraffe? give me my pepsi now

" @MurderByDeath said:

" How would the giraffe be prepared? I'm pretty peckish. "

It would be a live giraffe of course! "

" wtf am i gonna do with a giraffe? give me my pepsi now "

Who needs the bus when you can ride a Giraffe!

The giraffe because I can sell it and buy some Pepsi with it.

I would command the giraffe to eat my enemies.

" I would command the giraffe to eat my enemies. "

" @MurderByDeath said:

" How would the giraffe be prepared? I'm pretty peckish. "

It would be a live giraffe of course! "

Surprised by my restraint in picking the Pepsi.

A giraffe duder. It's the only answer. 
 
I'd only accept the six pack if it came with a coupon for a free blowjob from any girl I want.

I'd take the Pepsi, but actually, you could sell the giraffe to the Zoo for a lot of money... like $10,000 lol.

pepsi, i don't have any use for the giraffe. 
 
i love to drink pepsi.

Soda is always better.

Lol this is stupid... -_-

I do like Pepsi but I gave up drinking fizzy drinks a while ago so I guess I would choose the giraffe even though its not very practical. I could ride it to work.

What if they were offering The Giraffes?  Because I'd probably take that. 
 
Hell, I'd probably take a regular giraffe, too.

A giraffe is worth around $25,000
A 6-pack of pepsi is worth $2.69 around here
 
1 giraffe =  9293 pesi 6 packs or 55762 pepsis
 
It's simple math

if it was coka cola we might be getting somewhere but its pepsi. Ergo Giraffe.

I had an aunt and uncle that kept a giraffe in their barn for like six months or so. I was young so I can't remember exactly why, but it had something to do with them taking care of it while some carnival or some shit was touring up north in colder climates.
 
Answer: Pepsi. I don't have a fucking barn. But I chose the sky option because non-sequitors rock.

" A giraffe is worth around $25,000A 6-pack of pepsi is worth $2.69 around here  1 giraffe =  9293 pesi 6 packs or 55762 pepsis  It's simple math "

" @ThatFrood said:

" A giraffe is worth around $25,000A 6-pack of pepsi is worth $2.69 around here  1 giraffe =  9293 pesi 6 packs or 55762 pepsis  It's simple math "

You can end  in jail for selling exotic species "

I would do it for regular pepsi, not diet though.

" In Texas, you are allowed private ownership. "

Dude, I'll take the giraffe that way I can ride it to the store to get pepsi. Giraffes have the right of way ya know.     

" I would do it for regular pepsi, not diet though. "

I'd take the giraffe. Not because I want it, but because it's likely either going to be worth more, or because I can hand it in at a zoo and ask if I can have free stuff. Before going to the drinks shop and grabbing Pepsis.