If the GB crew became homeless, and you could adopt only one of them, which one would you pick?

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#1  Edited By Knave


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#2  Edited By Lunar_Aura

Brad so he can break all my things cuz I'm a masochist

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#3  Edited By inkerman

Brad's my favourite, by I picked Vinny because I reckon he'd be such a great houseguest.

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#4  Edited By DelroyLindo

this is weird

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#5  Edited By JaredA
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this is weird

Embrace it.
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#6  Edited By Mcfart

Is this the Meat Dimension?

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#7  Edited By stonyman65

I'd say Jeff and myself have very similar personalities (irrational. opinionated, the maturity of a 15 year old...) so I picked Jeff.

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#8  Edited By benpicko

I've seen some weird things one these forums... This is now one of them.

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#9  Edited By Silver-Streak

This is exceedingly weird. Also there's no Drew Scanlon on the list, nor Alex Navarro, and they're definitely part of the GB Crew.

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#10  Edited By Dany

dude

what kind of question is that?

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#11  Edited By falserelic

Don't think I can afford to take care of a grown man.

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#12  Edited By BraveToaster

None of them.

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#13  Edited By Blackout62

Does Vinny have his bug-out-bag? If so he should be fine for like two weeks.

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#14  Edited By Morningstar

Patrick, he cant eat much.

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#15  Edited By BeachThunder

Is this a retro throw-back to the creepy topics of yore?

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Alright , Im gonna embrace the weirdness of this entire thread only because its 1 in the morning here.  I would pick Ryan because he seems like he would be able to take care of himself and he would probably need a lot of help because if he would have a homeless man's beard.  

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#17  Edited By ShadowConqueror

Vinny-motherfucking-Caravella.

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#18  Edited By Ghostiet

Vinny has a child, it's the moral thing to do.

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Anybody but Jeff really.

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#20  Edited By Knave

@iFail: Elaborate

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#21  Edited By Toxin066  Online

I'd say Drew because he seems like the tidiest of them all.

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@Knave said:

@iFail: Elaborate

Jeff strikes me as dangerously irresponsible. I don't think I'd be able to leave him in the house alone without returning to find a giant stack of pizza boxes and holes kicked into the drywall.

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#23  Edited By ChadMasterFlash

I would take Jeff. He better start looking for a job soon though.

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@iFail said:

@Knave said:

@iFail: Elaborate

Jeff strikes me as dangerously irresponsible. I don't think I'd be able to leave him in the house alone without returning to find a giant stack of pizza boxes and holes kicked into the drywall.

Well, Jeff knows what it's like to have a dirty room mate though and he'd probably keep it clean.

If I absolutely had to choose, I'd probably go with Patrick. I identify with him the most, probably because his articles always get me.

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#25  Edited By Troglet

Jeff, he'd be like having a cat.

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#26  Edited By Barrock

The fuck is with all the weird threads lately?

Vinny.

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#27  Edited By cap123

Vinny, he has a baby to look after.

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#28  Edited By Mcfart

@Morningstar said:

Patrick, he cant eat much.

His stomach's a portal to the Meat Dimension.

(not giving up)

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So ... while we're being completely irrational with the question, why not pick two of them and then coerce them to do a Live Endurance Run?

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#30  Edited By impartialgecko

Brad. Dude is a proper gentleman.

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#31  Edited By DystopiaX

GB threads just get weirder and weirder.

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#32  Edited By Sambambo

It's got to be Brad.

He'd cause the least disruption in day to day life it seems.

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#33  Edited By tinautomaton

I would adopt all of them.

And then I would groom them to fight eachother IN THE THUNDERDOME.

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#34  Edited By Sploder

Patrick. I don't have much space in my house so I could just put him in a cupboard and feed him cheesestrings and some vitamins. And if I wanted to take him out for a walk I could carry him in my guitar case, so he's a pretty efficient choice for me.
 
edit: And I could also claim child benefit because he looks like he's 15.

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#35  Edited By ShaggE

I think the real, pressing concern is this: If the GB crew ever swap souls with farm animals while visiting Kansas to solve a crime, and Vinny eats all of the evidence, what lawyer would you hire to get Goat Vinny out of a crime scene tampering charge?

Think on THAT, sirs and madams.

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#36  Edited By Sploder
@ShaggE said:

I think the real, pressing concern is this: If the GB crew ever swap souls with farm animals while visiting Kansas to solve a crime, and Vinny eats all of the evidence, what lawyer would you hire to get Goat Vinny out of a crime scene tampering charge?

Think on THAT, sirs and madams.

Snoop Lion. How is this even something that requires thinking about?
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#37  Edited By ShaggE

@Sploder said:

@ShaggE said:

I think the real, pressing concern is this: If the GB crew ever swap souls with farm animals while visiting Kansas to solve a crime, and Vinny eats all of the evidence, what lawyer would you hire to get Goat Vinny out of a crime scene tampering charge?

Think on THAT, sirs and madams.

Snoop Lion. How is this even something that requires thinking about?

Of course! Snoop Lion!

I... I need to go make an entirely unrelated phone call...

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#38  Edited By CptBedlam

Seriously, these "pick your GB member" threads are getting old and need to stop.

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#39  Edited By Willza92

Vinny is obviously the right answer. He has a wife and kid and it would be cruel to leave all of them out in the cold. Also, we would have so much fucking fun.

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#40  Edited By Mayu_Zane

I'll take Vinny.

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#41  Edited By fattony12000

Drew.

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#43  Edited By SexyToad

Jeff.

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#44  Edited By Hailinel

These topics never cease to be really damn creepy and weird.

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#45  Edited By Witzig

Jeff for sure!!!

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#46  Edited By Phatmac

Why does everyone forget the best guy on the Giantbomb staff? DAVE SNIDER!

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#47  Edited By ervonymous

I think my cat ears would look great on Jeff.

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#48  Edited By Arbie

Last night I had a dream that I was hanging out with the GB folk and I lived with Jeff. So, Jeff it is because he was fun to live with!

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#49  Edited By Sayishere

Patrick so i can live in his hair for an eternity.

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#50  Edited By sickVisionz

Jeff would complain. Ryan would complain. Patrick would be annoying. Brad would be fine but he isn't funny. Vinny would be fine and he is funny.

I vote Vinny.