If you could choose your last words, what would they be?

For me
"If it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog"

Mother fucker.

Well shit.

I tried.

It's done.

That's what she said.

"It's a trap!"

Duke came out

"Some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate up-hill."

So... people CAN die from sex overload. 

"See, this is the kind of thing I was talking about."

I did it for the bitches.

"The secret is...in...the....pancake...."    Just to keep who ever was around guessing.

I wish I would have invented a time machine that way I could go back in time and be the guy who invented the AMERICA  UCK YA song :D

"Bury me...at Makeout Creek..."

Vaginaboob.

I... was supposed... to live... FOREVER!!!1!

SNAAAAAKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!

 
 Anya...

...ITS A GIANT WOOOOOOOORRRRRRM

I love you

Fuck you, Fuck your family, Fuck your Dog, Fuck your religion, Fuck your car, Fuck the cab driver that you called in college, fuck your teachers, fuck your teeth.

Cremate my hard drive.

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - Pancho Villa, 1878-1923

I know it's too late now .... but I boned your mother. 

I regret everything.

What?! No! You used... the other...

DAMN YOU DIETRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!!!

Poop......Shit....penis......*dead*

Trans........ transfa.......transfarring........ is a really......stupid.......word..... *dead*

Don't touch my porn.

...fish fuck in it.

I'm banking on getting shot, so I can glance at my bloody clothing and steal a Woody Allen line - "So, does this come out with dry cleaning, or is it like gravy?"

"Avenge me, avenge my death..."

Achievement unlocked!

Well shit.

"Cryptic metaphor!"

"Don't look in my tax folder."

"Like tears in the rain"

"Who fucking farted" 
 
  

"Sumo Headbutt!"

"Guess what"

Wait for a "What?"

And then, pass away.

"FUCK YOU OLD MAN" - My future grandchildren

"Bang!"

"Sure! Lets put tequila in the beer bong!"

"Blskowiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicz!"

Thank fucking God.

If I'm not around someone I care about when I die, I will attempt to remain silent. Words are wasted too often.

If I am around someone I care about, I'll ask them to remember me with music. Memories fade, music is forever.

Reading other posts, I think I'm taking this thread way too seriously.

"Fuck Bruce Willis."