If you could choose your last words, what would they be?

Poop

"RESURRECT MEEEEE!!!!"

Kozan Ichikyo, died February 12, 1360, at 77

Empty-handed I entered the world

Barefoot I leave it.

My coming, my going --

Two simple happenings

That got entangled.

   

HEARD THERE WAS A CULTURAL FESTIVAL GOING ON HERE OR WHAT???????
 
edit: shit wrong thread

''Strap it on.''

"Ballz."

日本語で.

Always been a fan of the phrase "Fuck me" so yea...would probably say that.

"GG"

"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead."

"...Pop Tarts?"

"The horror... the horror...".

Hell... It's about time.

"...Pop Tarts?"

You came for the king.... and you did not miss

I'LL BE BACK.

"God bless and goddamn."

'Fuck you, Water Temple'

'For the record, these are definately my last words.'

"Don't let anyone fuck my corpse"

Have a drink on me.

penis

  
probably just swear my tits off 
thats also a quote 

"Ouch."
 
or
 
"You should see the other guy."

I'm gonna tell God on you, and you can't stop me!

"Don't take me....to a black doctor."

"...if I'm lying, may God strike me dead!"
Now I just need to figure out what comes before that.

"there is another *insert last name here*" 

jesus christ

Tim McConnell 
1989-2013 
RIDER MEET HORSE 
HORSE MEET RIDER

"Tell them to bury me with a snorkel going down to my casket!!!!"

"This is how it should be."

"I'm coming Billy Mays!"

Next

"Told you I was sick!"

@Cramsy said:

"GG"

That's a really good one. I think I might just steal that as my answer.

Rosebud..

"I never thought I would live 739 years, travel to other stars and get the damned flying cars they promised me back on the year 2,000 but I still say we should have replaced the fast food cashiers with robots when we had the chance. oh well nothing is perfect"

The last name of whoever I was alone with last.

"UNDERWOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

"Fuck it, I'm out" or "Don't skip the tutorial!"

Not sure about mine but my friend's grandfather had a heart attack while watching a boston red sox game (his favorite team), and they lost. His final words were "Fuckin Red Sox". It's also the epitaph on his gravestone.

"Fuck the police."

"Hi."

Respawning in 3...2...1...

@RageExpressive said:

'For the record, these are definately my last words.'

After you died the people around your dead body looked around and said, "Did he just say definitely wrong?".

I don't usually care too much about things like that but the joke just came to me.

Kaput.

@Crocio: You win. Yours is easily the best.