internet memes u think of in rl?

"Dude.... :/"

"nonono said:

"maybe you did cuz u almost got yourself drowned in her fat the last time you had....sex? more like tramboline"

I love the tramboline!  Living up to its name, it's like a cross between a trombone & a trampoline.  She would use her fat rolls as sort of a slingshot (think of a water balloon launcher) to fire a fully extended trombone right into my ass."

"and then you'll be farting music notes!

now heres a thing i wanna see when we hook up"

"nonono said:

"....sex? more like tramboline"

Tramboline: The Trampoline For The Modern Idiot."

"Black_Rose said:

"Dude.... :/"

Do you want $5 or not?"

"nonono said:

"and then you'll be farting music notes!

now heres a thing i wanna see when we hook up"

Not really, I'm having trouble puckering my asshole enough to create different notes."

"Yes i do, but how much gayness do i have to take before it happens?"

"try your girlfriends' ass, it'll be so big it would actually fart a whole beethoven piece"

"

This thread is getting too gay for me. I'm out.

"

"BiggerBomb said:

"

This thread is getting too gay for me. I'm out.

"

You forgot "Of the closet.""

"try your girlfriends' ass"

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"BiggerBomb said:

"

This thread is getting too gay for me. I'm out.

"

You forgot "Of the closet.""

That's funny, I don't like assplug jokes so I must use them. Good one, Biff. Hit or miss? Miss."

"Black_Rose said:

"Yes i do, but how much gayness do i have to take before it happens?"

What do you mean "have to take"?  Are you getting in on this action?"

"nonono said:

"try your girlfriends' ass, it'll be so big it would actually fart a whole beethoven piece"

Don't you know how brass instruments work?  Her large asshole would completely defeat the purpose.  It's all about vibrational control of a small opening."

"Do not involve me in your gay fantasies please"

"you can put on on your dick hole too"

"Black_Rose said:

"Do not involve me in your gay fantasies please"

You can't control another person's fantasy. You're not a Wizard."

"BiffMcBlumpkin s

"brass? you mean bass

ROFL


just stick to the trombone. you can put on on your dick hole too, but you'll only pee music that way."

"nonono said:

"brass? you mean bass

ROFL


just stick to the trombone. you can put on on your dick hole too, but you'll only pee music that way."

I find your sheer lack of knowledge of how musical instruments function to be both disgusting and offensive."

"nonono said:

"brass? you mean bass

ROFL


just stick to the trombone. you can put on on your dick hole too, but you'll only pee music that way."

I find your sheer lack of knowledge of how musical instruments function to be both disgusting and offensive."

"nonono said:

"Vaxadrin said:

"nonono said:

"try your girlfriends' ass, it'll be so big it would actually fart a whole beethoven piece"

Don't you know how brass instruments work?  Her large asshole would completely defeat the purpose.  It's all about vibrational control of a small opening."

brass? you mean bass

ROFL


just stick to the trombone. you can put on on your dick hole too, but you'll only pee music that way."

Don't make fun of typos when you said sum fantasies. It wasn't even a fucking typo, he meant brass. That's what trombones are made of, dumbass."

"Do not involve me in your gay fantasies please"

Dick Pudding. Private Eye.

"i find the fact you exist both disgusting and offensivewhackmypinata"

"Dick Pudding. Private Eye."

Where are the mods?

"nonono said:

"i find the fact you exist both disgusting and offensivewhackmypinata"

Christ, you sound like my mother."

"Vaxadrin said:

"nonono said:

"brass? you mean bass

ROFL


just stick to the trombone. you can put on on your dick hole too, but you'll only pee music that way."

I find your sheer lack of knowledge of how musical instruments function to be both disgusting and offensive."

Yeah mate, he meant brass. Lol."

"Only because she's crazy enough to finish everything she says with whackmypinata."

"Dick disappointment."

"Where are the mods?"

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"Only because she's crazy enough to finish everything she says with whackmypinata."

I find it endearing.  It's only really a problem on Cinco de Mayo."

"

This wouldn't happen to be one guy with a alt account, at least I hope not. You just don't see people argue like this anymore.

"

"Vaxadrin said:

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"Only because she's crazy enough to finish everything she says with whackmypinata."

I find it endearing.  It's only really a problem on Cinco de Mayo."

Or on Halloween when dressing as a pinata."

"krazychris said:

"

This wouldn't happen to be one guy with a alt account, at least I hope not. You just don't see people argue like this anymore.

"

yea i share some accounts with my friends i have around 10 got a PROBLEM?

sides i dont give a shit if i get banned, he asked for this"

"in your ass, along with the fat girlfriend, the chocloate syrup cum, the trombone, the brass and bass and the pack of idiots talking about dick morphings"

"nonono said:

"krazychris said:

"

This wouldn't happen to be one guy with a alt account, at least I hope not. You just don't see people argue like this anymore.

"

yea i share some accounts with my friends i have around 10 got a PROBLEM?

sides i dont give a shit if i get banned, he asked for this"

By telling you your topic wasn't good and had no discussion value through a humorous picture? I think you asked for that."

"was good alright, until he typed that message with his sorry non-existent penis"

"Commando said:

"Where are the mods?"

in your ass"

"nonono said:

"was good alright, until he typed that message with his sorry non-existent penis"

Cut me some slack, you have no idea how hard it is to type with something that doesn't exist. :("

nonono why don't you just give in to Vax and Biff's sexyness

"I SERIOUSLY doubt the mods are in his ass."

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"I SERIOUSLY doubt the mods are in his ass."

I dunno, I think this thread proves the moderation here is pretty shitty.

"

I have wrote on offish work docs LOL ......an OMFG an they get passed ..lols

I work with many younger guys an they say lol instead of laughing , its more a sarcastic lol

You just took this thread in a completely inappropriate and uncalled for direction, Biff!  >:(

"I have wrote on offish work docs LOL ......an OMFG an they get passed ..lols

I work with many younger guys an they say lol instead of laughing , its more a sarcastic lol"

Vaxadrin said:

"You just took this thread in a completely inappropriate and uncalled for direction, Biff!  >:("