It's been revealed that my girlfriend likes inverted controls! AHHHHH!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!

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#1  Edited By DoctorWelch


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#2  Edited By owl_of_minerva

It means your girlfriend is more OG than you. Inverted controls = old-school.

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#3  Edited By MikkaQ

Touch her... Analog stick?

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#4  Edited By Sander

It means she has more potential to be a pilot than you do.

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#5  Edited By laserbolts

Slap dat ass!

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#6  Edited By AndrewB

I played with inverted controls until I realized it wasn't the norm. Then I switched. It clicked amazingly quickly.

But slap dat ass is clearly the way to go.

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#7  Edited By groin

Put a ring on it.

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#8  Edited By Morningstar

Marry her.

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#9  Edited By fox01313

Burn the witch, or just constantly point out who insane it is to do such a thing in anything other than flight arcade/sim games.

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#10  Edited By Sooty

Invert her controls. If you know what I mean.

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#11  Edited By renmckormack

@Morningstar said:

Marry her.

and then convert to inverted controls as well you savage.

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#12  Edited By jozzy

I can't think of a poll about girlfriends where I wouldn't pick the "Slap dat ass" option.

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#13  Edited By hockeymask27

Run for it. She's clearly nuts.

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#14  Edited By Guided_By_Tigers

Use inverted controls too.

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#15  Edited By AckbarTheGreat

Push the bitch down a hill and run.

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Cherish your days with her until that inevitable morning when one of you wakes up, looks at the other, and thinks to themselves "What the fuck am I doing with you?"

Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight.

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#17  Edited By ShaggE

@MikkaQ said:

Touch her... Analog stick?

Touch her shoulder buttons.

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#18  Edited By jacksukeru

Make it seem like you have died.

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#19  Edited By dekkadekkadekka

Tie a noose around her neck and hang her from the floor.

INVERT THIS!

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#20  Edited By smitty86

I chose D, but I want you to imagine that I'm giving you a slight nod to let you know which way i meant for "slap dat ass" to be implemented.

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#21  Edited By JonSmith

Really liking how the 'Kill her' and 'Accept her' are dead even.

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Open kiss her on the mouth while humming the opening score to 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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#23  Edited By AssInAss

Dude, inverted all the way. Makes more sense in my brain. How else would I have been into flight games?

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#24  Edited By hugh_jazz

Sounds like a keeper.

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#25  Edited By Pazy

If we kill all the inverted people now then there will be none left in the next generation, purge the society!

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#26  Edited By VisariLoyalist

you haz female attention?! ZOMG i must comment on this thread

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#27  Edited By Vodun

You need to separate the head from the body, it is the only way to truly kill it.

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#28  Edited By Ravenlight

Fake your death.

Obviously.

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#29  Edited By Gargantuan

You don't deserve her.
 
 Inverted forever!

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#30  Edited By BabyChooChoo

D then A, then before you finish A, do D again

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#31  Edited By Zelyre

Pretend your head is an analog stick.

Push your head forward to look up.

Shit, what are your feet doing there? Why did someone carpet the ceiling?

Want to lean back and relax in your chair? Just... push your body forward. You'll be relaxed in no time!

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#32  Edited By Meowayne

Nice stealth brag thread, man.

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#33  Edited By SpartanAmbrose

@Gargantuan said:

You don't deserve her. Inverted forever!
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#34  Edited By Bollard

D, always D.

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#35  Edited By AlexanderSheen

@ShaggE said:

@MikkaQ said:

Touch her... Analog stick?

Touch her shoulder buttons.

Dammit! I wanted to post "Touch her shoulder". I guess I'm late to the party.

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#36  Edited By BlackLagoon

You need to hold an intervention, make her understand the damage she's doing to both herself and those around her. Show her a game with inverted horizontal controls, maybe it will give her a perspective on her madness. Just remember to emphasize that you want her to get well, and that you will be there with her every step of the process.

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#37  Edited By egg

If people weren't allowed to invert the controls, this would never have been a problem.

TAKE AWAY CONTROL OPTIONS IN GAMES!

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#38  Edited By xyzygy

When I used to use inverted controls as a kid I was better at multiplayer shooters. Now I'm definitely not as good.

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#39  Edited By jking47

The freak of nature must die.

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#40  Edited By DonutFever

Always D.

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#41  Edited By dudeglove

Look her dead in the eye and fap.

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#42  Edited By ch3burashka

E. Quit being a dumbass and making shitty threads.

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#43  Edited By SSully

I picked kill her before i saw slap dat ass. You should slap dat ass instead.

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#44  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@Zelyre said:

Pretend your head is an analog stick.

Push your head forward to look up.

Shit, what are your feet doing there? Why did someone carpet the ceiling?

You're fucking followed.
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#45  Edited By DoctorWelch

@BlackLagoon: She wanted the horizontal inverted too :O

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#46  Edited By DoctorWelch

@CH3BURASHKA said:

E. Quit being a dumbass and making shitty threads.

Someone's a little butt hurt about joke threads.

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#47  Edited By Rerejo28

C, then B, then A, all while doing D.

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#48  Edited By SeriouslyNow
@MikkaQ said:
Touch her... Analog stick?
He'll just get confused and touch the off button.
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#49  Edited By ShaggE

@CH3BURASHKA said:

E. Quit being a dumbass and making shitty threads.

Why you mad, though?

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#50  Edited By MooseyMcMan

@Morningstar said:

Marry her.

Only the best invert controls. Vinny does.