It's been revealed that my girlfriend likes inverted controls! AHHHHH!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!

It means your girlfriend is more OG than you. Inverted controls = old-school.

Touch her... Analog stick?

It means she has more potential to be a pilot than you do.

Slap dat ass!

I played with inverted controls until I realized it wasn't the norm. Then I switched. It clicked amazingly quickly.

But slap dat ass is clearly the way to go.

Put a ring on it.

Marry her.

Burn the witch, or just constantly point out who insane it is to do such a thing in anything other than flight arcade/sim games.

Invert her controls. If you know what I mean.

@Morningstar said:

Marry her.

and then convert to inverted controls as well you savage.

I can't think of a poll about girlfriends where I wouldn't pick the "Slap dat ass" option.

Run for it. She's clearly nuts.

Use inverted controls too.

Push the bitch down a hill and run.

Cherish your days with her until that inevitable morning when one of you wakes up, looks at the other, and thinks to themselves "What the fuck am I doing with you?"

Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight.

@MikkaQ said:

Touch her... Analog stick?

Touch her shoulder buttons.

Make it seem like you have died.

Tie a noose around her neck and hang her from the floor.

INVERT THIS!

I chose D, but I want you to imagine that I'm giving you a slight nod to let you know which way i meant for "slap dat ass" to be implemented.

Really liking how the 'Kill her' and 'Accept her' are dead even.

Open kiss her on the mouth while humming the opening score to 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Dude, inverted all the way. Makes more sense in my brain. How else would I have been into flight games?

Sounds like a keeper.

If we kill all the inverted people now then there will be none left in the next generation, purge the society!

you haz female attention?! ZOMG i must comment on this thread

You need to separate the head from the body, it is the only way to truly kill it.

Fake your death.

Obviously.

You don't deserve her.
 
 Inverted forever!

D then A, then before you finish A, do D again

Pretend your head is an analog stick.

Push your head forward to look up.

Shit, what are your feet doing there? Why did someone carpet the ceiling?

Want to lean back and relax in your chair? Just... push your body forward. You'll be relaxed in no time!

Nice stealth brag thread, man.

@Gargantuan said:

You don't deserve her. Inverted forever!

D, always D.

@ShaggE said:

@MikkaQ said:

Touch her... Analog stick?

Touch her shoulder buttons.

Dammit! I wanted to post "Touch her shoulder". I guess I'm late to the party.

You need to hold an intervention, make her understand the damage she's doing to both herself and those around her. Show her a game with inverted horizontal controls, maybe it will give her a perspective on her madness. Just remember to emphasize that you want her to get well, and that you will be there with her every step of the process.

If people weren't allowed to invert the controls, this would never have been a problem.

TAKE AWAY CONTROL OPTIONS IN GAMES!

When I used to use inverted controls as a kid I was better at multiplayer shooters. Now I'm definitely not as good.

The freak of nature must die.

Always D.

E. Quit being a dumbass and making shitty threads.

I picked kill her before i saw slap dat ass. You should slap dat ass instead.

Pretend your head is an analog stick.

Push your head forward to look up.

Shit, what are your feet doing there? Why did someone carpet the ceiling?

@BlackLagoon: She wanted the horizontal inverted too :O

@CH3BURASHKA said:

E. Quit being a dumbass and making shitty threads.

Someone's a little butt hurt about joke threads.

C, then B, then A, all while doing D.

Touch her... Analog stick?

@CH3BURASHKA said:

E. Quit being a dumbass and making shitty threads.

Why you mad, though?

@Morningstar said:

Marry her.

Only the best invert controls. Vinny does.