Jeff Gerstmann VS Ivy

Jeff because he also turned out to be my dad, right? Obviously my dad would beat a pair of balloons

Oh great, Giant Bomb fan fiction...

Eh... that was an interesting read.

"Jeff because he also turned out to be my dad, right? Obviously my dad would beat a pair of balloons"

omg.. I.. there's so many things wrong with... I just can't... *walks away*

ElBlaze, I appreciate the fact that you like to write and I want to encourage you to keep doing so...but these Giant Bomb fan fictions are a little on the creepy side.

ElBlaze, YOU would win.

We get it people you like jeff no more topics about him please or blog about him all day

I bet Jeff is pretty weirded out by these threads...

"ElBlaze, I appreciate the fact that you like to write and I want to encourage you to keep doing so...but these Giant Bomb fan fictions are a little on the creepy side."

Thats cool..........

You make some weird ass posts, ElBlaze.

"I bet Jeff is pretty weirded out by these threads..."

"ElBlaze, I appreciate the fact that you like to write and I want to encourage you to keep doing so...but these Giant Bomb fan fictions are a little on the creepy side."

hahahaha I rofled on an epic scale! XD hahaha

First off this wasn't suppose to be serious, it was suppose to be funny you know make you guys laugh, I guess you guys don't have a sense of humor as long as its normal right like the lucha deer thats giant bomb mascot, or what about that hamberger forum thats pretty normal right ?

"Oh great, Giant Bomb fan fiction..."

"Oh great, Giant Bomb fan fiction..."

AND THEN JEFF WAS A ZOMBIE!!!!

Jeff a zombie ?

"Milkman said:

"Oh great, Giant Bomb fan fiction..."

Is your Avatar Jet Set Radio? (Or JSRF)"

For this fight, Giant Bombers everywhere would win.

I think that jeff would totally kick Ivy's out of proportions boobs with the help of the lucha-deers help!

I knew something was odd about Jeff! He was a zombie all along, eh? That dirty trickster.

Really, really, strange.

Haha, boobies...

Maybe Ivy's boobs could win.

"You make some weird ass posts, ElBlaze."

You need to put a "Falcon Punch" some where in this.

"You need to put a "Falcon Punch" some where in this."

I'm sorry but that font annoyed me

"I'm sorry but that font annoyed me"

"I'm sorry but that font annoyed me"

Stewie Griffin would probably discuss the details as follows:

There were boobs to the left of me, and boobs to the right. I was surrounded.  I had to suck my way to freedom...or die!

"Stewie Griffin would probably discuss the details as follows:

There were boobs to the left of me, and boobs to the right. I was surrounded.  I had to suck my way to freedom...or die!"

This thread is weird, i don't get it :S

"This thread is weird, i don't get it :S"

Jeff goes for his finisher:  BREAST AUGMENTATION PRE-OP!

"Bloviator said:

"Jeff goes for his finisher:  BREAST AUGMENTATION PRE-OP!"

How do you do that? Can you map me the controls please."

That story was amazing. Good work, sir.

Of course I'm being sarcastic, but you still should be proud of yourself. On second thought, maybe not.

Just trying to make a funny story base on a funny moment.

Pie>half life>Jeff>all.

Jeff would lose becouse ivy´s boobs would still be fighting even if you kock her out. Man those things have a life of there own.

"In a video review of Soul Cailbur 4 Jeff Gerstmann admits to something that he kept hidden for many years by saying  "I like boobs !" then Jeff talk about how Ivy boobs do not look right and look desprate, then Ivy catches wind of the video review and becomes outrage by Jeff remarks and  Ivy says "everbodys love my boobs this man is crazy I'll kill him !"she shows up at the giant bomb headquaters and confronts Jeff and says "Jeff Gerstmann you are a fool for not likeing my boobs I will kill you !" Jeff says "your the fool you disfigure bitch !" Ivy swing her sword at Jeff and he dodges out of the way gets close to Ivy and says "I like pro wrestling" and closeline Ivy then Jeff picks her up and try to do his ultimate move the bear hug, but with the size of Ivy boobs Jeff couldn't Ivy says "ha ha ha its no good againts me" then knees Jeff in the groin she takes another swing at Jeff and dodges out of the way and then the swords hit Vinny and fall to ground Jeff in shock "Vinny ! " Jeff says and run torwards Vinny and puts his arm around Vinnys head and shakes him and says "Vinny Vinny ! are you all right !?" Vinny opens his eyes looks towards Jeff and says "I'll live ouch ! say when your fighting Ivy touch her boob for me......urgh" Vinny pasts out from the pain then Jeff stands with fire in his eyes looking towards Ivy and says "NOBODY MESS WITH VINNY !" Jeff Gerstmann VS Ivy who will win ?
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We need a dedicated forum for Jeff Gerstmann x Ivy fan fiction.

Jeff would win because he would pop her boobs with a needle.

Jeff would take out a pin and pop those balloons.