I'll start:
"go put a booger in your bum."
Yeah, take that, jerkstore!
Let's make up insults that aren't vulgar
put your middle finger ,in your ass , stripped it in there few second , then take it out and smell it
" @Marcsman said:" Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? They ran out of you!!!!! "That's alright, you're their #1 Best Seller....ouch. "
Only until Halloween season. Then your monster face cookies ( you just press your ugly mug into some cookie dough) will take over my number one spot.
Technically, using relatively inoffensive language as replacement for expletives is still vulgar. Just because you are saying butt instead of ass or poo instead of shit doesn't make it any less vulgar, because vulgar means unrefined, and it's just as unrefined to call someone a butthead as it is to call them a shiteater.
Only until Halloween season. Then your monster face cookies ( you just press your ugly mug into some cookie dough) will take over my number one spot. "If you have to explain the joke, it's not funny.
" @Marcsman said:That's what I told your mother when she explained you to me!Only until Halloween season. Then your monster face cookies ( you just press your ugly mug into some cookie dough) will take over my number one spot. "If you have to explain the joke, it's not funny. "
Thou crusty base-court incontinent varlet!
We don't need a thread when we have the Shakespeare Insults Generator!
Thinking Man's Insult.
"I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet."
Philosophical insult
" Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you working so hard to give us another?"
Non Vulgar, but Mean Insult.
"I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much."
While i took my part in this post... know this.
"I love you all like a fat chick loves chocolate cake."
- Marc
There's one I was trying to get to catch on a couple years ago.
My friend was telling me that a certain game was too easy on it's normal difficulty. My response was:
Oh yeah? Well your mom's easy on normal!
EPIC!
" @SumDeus said:haha, what??" @Fragstoff said:incorrect response "" @SumDeus said:....well so did I !!!!! "" @Marcsman said:.... well I slept with your wife!!!! "" Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? They ran out of you!!!!! "That's alright, you're their #1 Best Seller....ouch. "
" @SumDeus said:I didn't know there was a correct response." @Fragstoff said:incorrect response "" @SumDeus said:....well so did I !!!!! "" @Marcsman said:.... well I slept with your wife!!!! "" Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? They ran out of you!!!!! "That's alright, you're their #1 Best Seller....ouch. "
" @SumDeus said:I only knew part of the dialogue for some reason...ok...carry on thread." @Fragstoff said:its from Seinfeld "" @SumDeus said:I didn't know there was a correct response. "" @Fragstoff said:incorrect response "" @SumDeus said:....well so did I !!!!! "" @Marcsman said:.... well I slept with your wife!!!! "" Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? They ran out of you!!!!! "That's alright, you're their #1 Best Seller....ouch. "
" @Fragstoff said:The correct response would be:" @SumDeus said:I only knew part of the dialogue for some reason...ok...carry on thread. "" @Fragstoff said:its from Seinfeld "" @SumDeus said:I didn't know there was a correct response. "" @Fragstoff said:incorrect response "" @SumDeus said:....well so did I !!!!! "" @Marcsman said:.... well I slept with your wife!!!! "" Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? They ran out of you!!!!! "That's alright, you're their #1 Best Seller....ouch. "
"His wife is in a coma"
" @SumDeus said:Oh wow, I've seen that episode...damn short term memory." @Fragstoff said:The correct response would be: "His wife is in a coma" "" @SumDeus said:I only knew part of the dialogue for some reason...ok...carry on thread. "" @Fragstoff said:its from Seinfeld "" @SumDeus said:I didn't know there was a correct response. "" @Fragstoff said:incorrect response "" @SumDeus said:....well so did I !!!!! "" @Marcsman said:.... well I slept with your wife!!!! "" Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? They ran out of you!!!!! "That's alright, you're their #1 Best Seller....ouch. "
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