Let's make up insults that aren't vulgar

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#1  Edited By jessej07

I'll start: 
 
"go put a booger in your bum."  
 
Yeah, take that, jerkstore!

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#2  Edited By Marcsman

Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? 
They ran out of you!!!!!
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#3  Edited By SumDeus
@Marcsman said:
" Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? They ran out of you!!!!! "
That's alright, you're their #1 Best Seller....ouch.
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#4  Edited By TheCreamFilling

Oh snap!

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#5  Edited By mutha3

Suck mah dick.

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#6  Edited By Jeust

"Your mother sucks a dwarven schnitzel!"

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#7  Edited By apoptosis61

put your middle finger ,in your ass , stripped it in there few second , then take it out and smell it

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#8  Edited By CL60
@SumDeus said:
" @Marcsman said:
" Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? They ran out of you!!!!! "
That's alright, you're their #1 Best Seller....ouch. "
Ooohhhh!
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#9  Edited By davidwitten22

This will end well.

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#10  Edited By Marcsman
@SumDeus said:
" @Marcsman said:
" Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? They ran out of you!!!!! "
That's alright, you're their #1 Best Seller....ouch. "

Only until Halloween season.   Then your monster face cookies ( you just press your ugly mug into some cookie dough) will take over my number one spot.
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Technically, using relatively inoffensive language as replacement for expletives is still vulgar. Just because you are saying butt instead of ass or poo instead of shit doesn't make it any less vulgar, because vulgar means unrefined, and it's just as unrefined to call someone a butthead as it is to call them a shiteater.

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#12  Edited By FakePlasticTree

You're the reason I'm pro choice. 

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#13  Edited By TheCreamFilling
@Marcsman said: 
Only until Halloween season.   Then your monster face cookies ( you just press your ugly mug into some cookie dough) will take over my number one spot. "
If you have to explain the joke, it's not funny. 
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#14  Edited By FluxWaveZ

What the foxtrot. 
 
Go foxtrot yourself.

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#15  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers
@TheCreamFilling said:
" @Marcsman said: 
Only until Halloween season.   Then your monster face cookies ( you just press your ugly mug into some cookie dough) will take over my number one spot. "
If you have to explain the joke, it's not funny.  "
That's what I told your mother when she explained you to me!
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#16  Edited By lolgreg

You're adopted.

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#17  Edited By OldGuy
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#18  Edited By Daveyo520

You are all dirty weasel monkeys!

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#19  Edited By JJWeatherman

"Shut the front door!" 
 
I like that one.

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#20  Edited By TheCreamFilling
@W0lfbl1tzers: I don't appreciate that, you know nothing of my mother. 
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inb4 lock

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#22  Edited By gosukiller

Basicly anything coming from Monty Python.
You son of a windowdresser!

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#23  Edited By marcusravenheart

Thinking Man's Insult. 
 

"I'm  looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet."  
   
Philosophical insult 
 
"  Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you working so hard to give us another?" 
 
Non Vulgar, but Mean Insult. 
  
"I  hear  that  when  you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much."
    
 
While i took my part in this post... know this. 
 
"I love you all like a fat chick loves chocolate cake." 
 
- Marc
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#25  Edited By Marcsman
@TheCreamFilling said:

" @W0lfbl1tzers: I don't appreciate that, you know nothing of my mother.  "


I fart in your general direction. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper.  Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time    
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#26  Edited By Yummylee

Where am I

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#27  Edited By jessej07

Hey... hey... psst... does your face hurt? 
 
 Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

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#28  Edited By ninjakiller

Your mother tried to get an abortion, AFTER you were born. 

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#29  Edited By Sanryd

Go  
  

  yourself.
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#30  Edited By landon

If brains were gas, you wouldn't have enough to power an ants motorcycle around the outside of a penny.

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#31  Edited By Marcsman
@Landon said:
"If brains were gas, you wouldn't have enough to power an ants motorcycle around the outside of a penny."

If brains were dynamite, you could not blow your nose.
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#32  Edited By danimal_furry

Talking to you is about as fun as sliding down a razor blade into a pool of vinegar.

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@OldGuy: 
Thou venomed pox-marked strumpet!
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#34  Edited By chstupid

You're the poster boy for abortions.
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#35  Edited By sjschmidt93

Go fuck yourself, asshole!
 
...Did I do it right?

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#36  Edited By lovecreep

you silly butter monkey
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#37  Edited By TheGreatGuero

There's one I was trying to get to catch on a couple years ago.
 My friend was telling me that a certain game was too easy on it's normal difficulty. My response was:
 
Oh yeah? Well your mom's easy on normal!
 
 EPIC!

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#38  Edited By Organicalistic_

  Thou crusty half-faced whore-master!

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#39  Edited By SumDeus
@Fragstoff said:
" @SumDeus said:
" @Marcsman said:
" Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? They ran out of you!!!!! "
That's alright, you're their #1 Best Seller....ouch. "
.... well I slept with your wife!!!! "
....well so did I !!!!!
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#40  Edited By Red12b
@Meltbrain said:
" Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! "
Are you disrespecting the house of cooper! 
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#41  Edited By Red12b

 Did ya' just pitch up from Mars?    

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#42  Edited By ashogo
@Fragstoff said:
" @SumDeus said:
" @Fragstoff said:
" @SumDeus said:
" @Marcsman said:
" Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? They ran out of you!!!!! "
That's alright, you're their #1 Best Seller....ouch. "
.... well I slept with your wife!!!! "
....well so did I !!!!! "
incorrect response "
haha, what??
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#43  Edited By Bones8677

When being constantly pestered by another user, say this, "For the last time, your mom left here at 9 this morning, stop bothering me!"

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#44  Edited By SumDeus
@Fragstoff said:
" @SumDeus said:
" @Fragstoff said:
" @SumDeus said:
" @Marcsman said:
" Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? They ran out of you!!!!! "
That's alright, you're their #1 Best Seller....ouch. "
.... well I slept with your wife!!!! "
....well so did I !!!!! "
incorrect response "
I didn't know there was a correct response.
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#45  Edited By SumDeus
@Fragstoff said:
" @SumDeus said:
" @Fragstoff said:
" @SumDeus said:
" @Fragstoff said:
" @SumDeus said:
" @Marcsman said:
" Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? They ran out of you!!!!! "
That's alright, you're their #1 Best Seller....ouch. "
.... well I slept with your wife!!!! "
....well so did I !!!!! "
incorrect response "
I didn't know there was a correct response. "
its from Seinfeld "
I only knew part of the dialogue for some reason...ok...carry on thread.
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#46  Edited By Kazzurak
@SumDeus said:
" @Fragstoff said:
" @SumDeus said:
" @Fragstoff said:
" @SumDeus said:
" @Fragstoff said:
" @SumDeus said:
" @Marcsman said:
" Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? They ran out of you!!!!! "
That's alright, you're their #1 Best Seller....ouch. "
.... well I slept with your wife!!!! "
....well so did I !!!!! "
incorrect response "
I didn't know there was a correct response. "
its from Seinfeld "
I only knew part of the dialogue for some reason...ok...carry on thread. "
The correct response would be: 
"His wife is in a coma"
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#47  Edited By OldGuy

It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those legs moving.

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#48  Edited By SumDeus
@Kazzurak said:
" @SumDeus said:
" @Fragstoff said:
" @SumDeus said:
" @Fragstoff said:
" @SumDeus said:
" @Fragstoff said:
" @SumDeus said:
" @Marcsman said:
" Speaking of jerkstores. The local one just called in, and you know what? They ran out of you!!!!! "
That's alright, you're their #1 Best Seller....ouch. "
.... well I slept with your wife!!!! "
....well so did I !!!!! "
incorrect response "
I didn't know there was a correct response. "
its from Seinfeld "
I only knew part of the dialogue for some reason...ok...carry on thread. "
The correct response would be: "His wife is in a coma" "
Oh wow, I've seen that episode...damn short term memory.
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#49  Edited By OldGuy

Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?

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#50  Edited By zeforgotten

"And you look and sound like Leigh Alexander