My Brother forced me to try Huckleberries

E3 week had it's ups and downs. Well here's one thing i'm pissed about

@sparky_buzzsaw spent E3 week with me and it was a whole hell of a lot of fun, but at one point he told me, "I bought some beers." Well I was instantly excited to drink them so I ran to the fridge and ripped the door off the hinges only to find this.

HUCKLEBERRY BEER! SHIT! I mean, i drank it. But here's a piece of the story you need to know. When my bro bought this, the lady at the till looked at him weird, and asked, "Where are you from?" He said, "Montana..." There is about a 4 hour gap from this conversation to when he met up with me. I need help. This is a state cover up and I'm not sure if my brother is really my brother anymore.

Please. Help me. Sparky has been acting weird. He never liked things like crossword puzzles and stitching. Now that's all he does while he looks out the window muttering, "Rain is comin" and RAIN NEVER COMES!

DAMNIT! DAMN YOU HUCKLEBERRIES!

Follow the huckleberries...

@themanwithnoplan: I don't feel safe disclosing this information but me and some friends went to a made in montana store. They sampled some huckleberry chocolates and I chose not to.

I had to run to pay a bill and came back and when I did they were all sitting on the floor chanting some weird chant and eating paper that had been through a shredder.

There is weird shit going on in montana and I think they are using huckleberries to coordinate it.

I'm posting this free of mind and not under any influence. If you hear about me jumping from a hot air balloon with no parachute that is not me.

That's the huckleberries

@upperdecker: Stay safe duder.

Some of my best friends are huckleberries.

I think Sparky has turned into a Twin Peaks character, from what you've said.

It starts and ends with this guy. He's behind it all, I'm telling you.

Misleading...this is about huckleberry beer not huckleberries.

Hmmmm those nails are the tell tale sign of a huckeberry addict! Quit trying pull the wool over our eyes, we know you're in the pocket of big huckle.

I'd probably try Huckleberry beer. Especially if it's from Montana.

So I looked up what a huckleberry is and their bushes are definitely what they planted as decorative bushes all over Soviet daycare centres (when I attended one 25 years ago). But we were always told not to eat the "wolf's berries" as they are poisonous. So your brother tried to poison you basically...

Can i make a wallet out of them ?

I hate to tell ya this, but you're coming of age as a true Montanian. It starts with huckleberry beer, then huckleberry pie, then fresh huckleberries...

Don't try to fight it, I've heard that you mountainfolk go a little... crazy... when you try to resist eating huckleberries.

Now that I think about it I'm not sure that I've had just huckleberries as a fruit. It's always in something. But I like when it is put in other stuff. Now blackberries... that was a thing I hadn't for some reason tried until later in life and goddamn, those are delicious. I used to be all about blueberries but I find them to be the lesser berry these days. They're all delicious though.

@mooseymcman: "Damn good huckleberry coffee!"

Also, I really did buy @upperdeckerhuckleberry beer and... it wasn't terrible? Expensive as shit, though.

This damn Republican huckleberry propaganda has to end!

"I'm your huckleberry." I always wondered what McCree meant when he said this--now I know.

@mikelemmer: thank you mike! It had to be said and you said it!

I fucking knew it. You're a dirty huckleberry fiend

Is this viral marketing for Far Cry 5?

So your brother made you his Huckleberry?

Ok ok. I'll rate the beer.

It was damn good. I do have to say this. After I drank one of the beers, I blacked out. Flashes. I remember laying on a table with bright lights. A scientist was over the top of me. He said, "Just remember, huckelberries are good." I blacked out again. Flashes. A picture of a woman riding a tractor. Then a picture of an alligator having a cigarette. Then I woke up.

I woke to my living room, and was confused, my brother said, "Do you want another beer?" I said, "Yes."

I drank that. Instantnly flashes, me riding a Elk defending Earth against Orc warriors. I had a sword. Not a machete, but a sword. I killed many Orcs who wanted to mess us the morning weather program.

Then lights flashed again. I woke up in my chair and my brother said, "Do you need another beer?" I said, "YES!"

I was instantly warped into a dimension I can not explain. Dolphins flying, dragons, etc. It was weird. Then I met a man. A bald man.

Bald Man "Ryan, are you okay?"

Me "Yep"

Bald Man "Ok, do you know the truth about Huckleberries?"

Me "Nope."

Bald Man, "you are about to learn a lot about the world."

then visions bounced through my head. images of Ghandi, Hitler, George Washington (This was shot through some time traveller, he's not attractive incase ladies were wondering). And I woke up.

Huckleberries. Huckleberries. Where is the answer?

Fuckleberries

Is someone getting paid here?

@quantris: LOL. who could possibly be getting paid?