Oh i69edUrGpa, why must you come and go like a flaky step dad?

I'm never leaving any of you again. Most of you probably don't remember who I am and this saddens me. I have been hidden away like a wet sock underneath your bed that you forget about, then it starts to stink and you realize it's there...AND THEN IT RISES FROM THE ASHES WITH A TINGE OF YELLOW, JUST LIKE THE LEMONS IN WHICH I LOVE!

None of you will ever understand my love for this community! It has a special place in my heart that nothing can replace. Which means my heart is essentially divided into two sections...Giantbomb and Dave.

I have decided on cumming back, bigger and better than EVER! due to the fact that I am finally healthy and meth free. If I were to start a twitter account, would I have the support of the community? Let me know in the comments and if you have no idea who I am, here are some links to catch you up.

A little introduction and a way to get to see the real me

Why I fucking love you guys

My intimate love letter to Dave

So....how are all of you? Catch me up to speed on what has been going on in your life! Any questions about mine? It has been one big roller coaster...

I'm never leaving any of you again. Most of you probably don't remember who I am and this saddens me. I have been hidden away like a wet sock underneath your bed that you forget about, then it starts to stink and you realize it's there...AND THEN IT RISES FROM THE ASHES WITH A TINGE OF YELLOW, JUST LIKE THE LEMONS IN WHICH I LOVE!

None of you will ever understand my love for this community! It has a special place in my heart that nothing can replace. Which means my heart is essentially divided into two sections...Giantbomb and Dave.

I have decided on cumming back, bigger and better than EVER! due to the fact that I am finally healthy and meth free. If I were to start a twitter account, would I have the support of the community? Let me know in the comments and if you have no idea who I am, here are some links to catch you up.

A little introduction and a way to get to see the real me

Why I fucking love you guys

My intimate love letter to Dave

So....how are all of you? Catch me up to speed on what has been going on in your life! Any questions about mine? It has been one big roller coaster...

What. The. Hell?

Oh, I definitely remember you. Your name and your avatar are pretty memorable.

::rubs temples::

How awesome is meth?

What is this i don't even

Huh... *clicks link to Dave's love letter*

...Am I on 4chan again?

@PeasantAbuse said:

How awesome is meth?

Ask this guy....

How the? Who the? What the? Why the?

Why have I posted twice? WHY?!

@TEHMAXXORZ said:

How the? Who the? What the? Why the?

Why have I posted twice? WHY?!

Because you love me <3

@i69edUrGpa said:

@PeasantAbuse said:

How awesome is meth?

Ask this guy....

I'm taking that as a 4 out of 5 on the awesome scale.

Mod: "No, you can't flag anyone, you should wait a few days and then you can flag again".. They've been saying that for 6 months now or something, GG mods GG. this is your fault, dear mods. Your fault

@ZeForgotten said:

Mod: "No, you can't flag anyone, you should wait a few days and then you can flag again".. They've been saying that for 6 months now or something, GG mods GG. this is your fault, dear mods. Your fault

Maybe it is a sign to just leave me be <3

welcome back to where you belong, my friend. it has been too long

I remember you! Would you like some meth?

@Gamer_152 said:

I remember you! Would you like some meth?

No thank you, kind sir!

god dammit

@i69edUrGpa said:

I'm never leaving any of you again.

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME!!! *Runs up stairs crying*

Truly, the Lemon Party is never over as long you are among us, Truly.

My intimate love letter to Dave

That was fucking awesome,

CitKane will love the fact you're back, you should spam him with your freaky shit

@Red12b: I miss that man!

@Red12b said:

My intimate love letter to Dave

That was fucking awesome

Indeed. Fucking hilarious.

That love letter is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

If you wrote that for me I'd be all over you.

Welcome back. Glad you're feeling healthy.

I miss that smoke_420 guy....he was way cooler than you

Hi there, you should try out the Big Red Phone: http://www.giantbomb.com/redphone/, see if you can catch Dave on it.

@Matfei90 said:

@Red12b said:

My intimate love letter to Dave

That was fucking awesome

Indeed. Fucking hilarious.

The best part is that Dave actually responded.

@yoshimitz707 said:

@Matfei90 said:

@Red12b said:

My intimate love letter to Dave

That was fucking awesome

Indeed. Fucking hilarious.

The best part is that Dave actually responded.

I know! Haha.

I miss that smoke_420 guy....he was way cooler than you

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG: have no fear, the best is yet to come!

My step-dad doesn't leave he just hits me

That sock under the bed example was awfully specific...

@Matfei90 said:

@yoshimitz707 said:

@Matfei90 said:

@Red12b said:

My intimate love letter to Dave

That was fucking awesome

Indeed. Fucking hilarious.

The best part is that Dave actually responded.

I know! Haha.

No actually, the best part is that Dave re-opened the locked thread, responded, then locked it again.

@Red12b said:

@Matfei90 said:

@yoshimitz707 said:

@Matfei90 said:

@Red12b said:

My intimate love letter to Dave

That was fucking awesome

Indeed. Fucking hilarious.

The best part is that Dave actually responded.

I know! Haha.

No actually, the best part is that Dave re-opened the locked thread, responded, then locked it again.

even better I asked Dave about it on the GB Tf2 server and he remembered haha.

You are the greatest user to ever grace these forums.

I wonder what sort of things a young Hardcore Dave would have to say about that love letter.

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@Vinny_Says said:

I miss that smoke_420 guy....he was way cooler than you

Um his name is RepThePlantDawg420... Ugh I wish I was here like 3 years ago. Seems like all the best things happened back then

Just reading "RepThePlantDawg420" makes me laugh. I'm gonna have that written on my tombstone.

I.....well I guess you're cool, then? Welcome...back...? Uhh...ellipsisellipsis.....

HAHAHAHA. Holy hell, the Dave Snider love letter is the best thing ever.

I'm terrified, but I like it.

Welcome back? I was not around back when you were a consistent member, it seems, but I'll keep an eye out to know who you are?

Also, Dave love letter is pretty damn funny.

You only make a few threads every year, but each one is a show-stopper... for my heart.

Narcissism!

:|

@Sweep said:

:|

Wait, you're letting this one live? .... really?

@Sweep said:

:|

Wait, you're letting this one live? .... really?

@ZeForgotten said:

@Sweep said:

:|

Wait, you're letting this one live? .... really?

It's a blog post, and I don't think it's breaking any rules.

@ZeForgotten: @MrKlorox: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

Oh I remember you.

Sexy.

@MrKlorox said:

@ZeForgotten said:

@Sweep said:

:|

Wait, you're letting this one live? .... really?

Exactly what I was thinking. This thread is far much less constructive than many that have been destroyed.

I guess that's what happens when a website becomes popular. Happend to Gamespot, IGN and all those other places, trolls took over and they're allowed to live since they make like 1 good thread every 3 years

@Sweep: No you're not, don't lie all the time. You're just a Hamburger, and not a real hamburger either! just one of those McDonalds ones