Poll: Who would win, in a fight: Wizards, Mexicans, Arab Pirates or Greasers?

I got this idea from this thread. More specifically this comment:

@Branthog said:

I still demand to know who would win, in a fight: Wizards, Mexicans, Arab Pirates or Greasers?

Image comes from @Crono.

Just wondering which army you giant bombers think would win.

Well if we're judging purely by what we've seen in the videos, I'm going with Mexicans. Greaser Vinny was trumped by a gun and I see no reason why Mexican Ryan wouldn't do the same to Wizard Brad and Space Pharaoh Jeff.

Mexicans. You can't hit what you can't catch.

(expects to catch shit for this)

Greaser Vinny has a switchblade. No one else has a switchblade.

Vinny.

Mexican wizards. Can you think of a deadlier combination?

Mexicans. You can't hit what you can't catch.

(expects to catch shit for this)

The Russians, obviously.

They can all fight it out amongst each other. Meanwhile, Kleptok will be biding his time and amassing his power, waiting for the perfect moment to wipe them all out in one fell swoop.

This needs to be a MOBA/DOTA/whatever game. I would play the fuck out of it.

None, Green Screen men. They can blend into their surroundings and kill.

Like ninja!

Amazing art there! For the record, Wizards always win.

@Dany said:

Greaser Vinny has a switchblade. No one else has a switchblade.

Vinny.

A comb switch blade. What the hell is he going to do with that? Comb you to death?

Just admit that you have an undeclared crush on Vinny and get it over with. ;)

How did greasers beat Mexicans?

Wizards sure, but GREASERS?

They may have perfected the art of dance battling with knives, but I don't see how that will help.

@Mordukai: who said its just Vinny?

You cast your vote for "Wizards ".

@Dany: ummm...yyyyouu?!

PS: I also voted Greasers.

"NOT YOU MONGO"

@Mordukai: Tomorrow is Drew so we'll see...we'll see...

I vote for Mexicans. Ryan had a gun.

Jeff has a loyal Kleptok that can relay messages to him so I will pick Arab Pirates 

a wizard since they have magic. they can do what ever they want, puff somewhere else do some magic to someone, puff again.

Russian Commerades

@AngelN7 said:

Russian Commerades

Agreed.

Arab Pirates are the most dangerous in the universe.

WUb Wub Patrick.

@AngelN7 said:

Russian Commerades

Edit: And Jeff looks way too much like a pig in that picture, haha

Mexicans, dude. Have you been watching the news?

I'm a wizard, and anyone who doesn't support us, is fucked up.

I've gotten drunk with Mexicans that barely knew enough english to order at McDonald's. They even tried to explain Brujeria lyrics to me while folks in the other room were engaged in illegal activities. If we are just talking about characters on this site then Russian sub commanders rule. In the real world Mexicans are the baddest assed of the bad ass.

As a Mexican I can for certain say .... Wizards quick ass a lot more than anything , dude like , they can use magic & shit