Rebecca Black

" @CmdrSheppard said: 

" @Daveyo520: I'm 18. Nothing wrong with that. It's a common practice at my high school for seniors and juniors to date 7th and 8th graders. "

What?  There's something seriously wrong with your school.  If a high school senior is dating a 7th grader that's gross and someone's parents should be called.  Does your school not have counselors?  Where the hell are the counselors?  Counselors are clearly needed at your school!  Perhaps some sort of security.  Maybe if security was made up of really strong counselors that would be the best idea.  What you're talking about is the wrong kind of fun fun fun fun! "

" @Daveyo520: It's only illegal if they have sex.  It's not illegal for them to be in a relationship. "

And this is why i think we need death camps.

I can't believe this thread has gotten this big. I'm just sayin', it's nearing the views as some stickied threads. 
 
DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!!?!?!

"I can't believe this thread has gotten this big. I'm just sayin', it's nearing the views as some stickied threads.  DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!!?!?! "

This song is so full of awkward junior high kids it's painful to watch.  The lyrics are amazing: it sounds like a nursery rhyme designed to teach small children the days of the week, that some marketing psycho decided to turn into a pop song so to make it "cool." For elementary schools. Pop songs targeting teenagers have terrible lyrics, but I've never heard something as dumb as this...I mean I truly wonder who they were targeting with this. Because even 13 year olds know what day comes after Friday. God.

" My favorite part about all of these songs is the random rappers.  Like in the Friday video.  Why is this old man driving behind these kids?    It makes no sense.  And it's hilarious. "

" Also, this:
@Meowshi said:

" My favorite part about all of these songs is the random rappers.  Like in the Friday video.  Why is this old man driving behind these kids?    It makes no sense.  And it's hilarious. "

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" Also, this:
@Meowshi said:

" My favorite part about all of these songs is the random rappers.  Like in the Friday video.  Why is this old man driving behind these kids?    It makes no sense.  And it's hilarious. "

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The Friday series was so much better back in the NES days.

ignore this shit and it will go away. 

" @choffy21: You probably ought to apologize. "

Figured id post this  
 

Thats how you handle internet fame and she's only 13 
the comeback for the driveway question was well done

" The song is great, it's just a matter of interpretation:
 
        

EPIC

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Why am I reminded of that Family Guy episode "Hannah Banana"?  Oh right she's a robot just not as popular yet.... "shudder"

" ignore this shit and it will go away.  "

This shows how our culture is totally fucked. I think I've never heard something so terrible, and braces don't make someone look attractive I'm sorry (used to have them, so I would know). I feel like a child molester for watching this and I'm only 18. 
 
Also, which seat should I take ?

" I can't believe this thread has gotten this big. I'm just sayin', it's nearing the views as some stickied threads.  DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!!?!?! "

" Figured id post this  
 
Thats how you handle internet fame and she's only 13 the comeback for the driveway question was well done "

" ignore this shit and it will go away.  "

C'mon guys give her some credit! It's an awesome song!!!
 
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The worst part about it is that the song is #40 on iTunes charts... at this rate it will be in the Top Ten by next week... 
 
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I think her voice sucks, even with the autotune. The video reeks of amateur production and the rapper in it just came off as creepy, not to mention the fact that his lyrics were terrible. If she plans on competing with the likes of Ke$ha and Lady Gaga, she's fucked.

" @Fattony12000 said:

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HAHAHAHAHAHA "

"   Also, which seat should I take ? "

This about sums it up
  

"yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, the day after is Sunday!"  
 
i feel bad for the girl though. Hypothetically, she probably has some level of talent to make it to the point were a studio invested enough money to make a video with her. I mean, you can easily find a 13 year old to put in front of  a camera. Instead of the girl nurturing her talent she may or may not have, someone showed her autotune and now her name is trashed. She should have just learned to sing better for a couple of years. 

What's with all these stupid younger kids getting popular? AND WHY ARE THEY POPULAR WITH THE OLDER GENERATION LIKE MY PARENTS?! Holy shit people.

This is the best parody of this song
  

" OH GOD WHAT HAVE I CREATED:   

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Am I nuts I have missed out on this latest internet obsession.  I am slipping.  Internet...go on without me. 

Men and women in suits sat around a table.  Looked at numbers.  Then signed these children to some kind of deal in the hopes of making money.  No one stopped and said this is nuts.  None of them. 

Even though kickin' in the backseat is cooler.  I always have to kick it in the front seat so that my long legs can stretch out properly.  :(

What is wrong with today's generation... Talent has no meaning anymore, fucking autotune.

" @ChristianCastillo said:

" @Fattony12000 said:

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HAHAHAHAHAHA "

It's the Bert at the end that steals the show, I feel. "

" @Dross said:

" @CitizenKane said:

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This is absolutely the funniest thing I've ever seen.  Thank you so much, internet! "

  

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" Men and women in suits sat around a table.  Looked at numbers.  Then signed these children to some kind of deal in the hopes of making money.  No one stopped and said this is nuts.  None of them.  "

I feel bad for the girl because everybody keeps making fun of her. She probably thinks the song is good, and if it's good to her that's all that should matter. Or maybe she's a complete comedy genius. I'll go with the latter. 

This makes me weep for our species.

I've only got up to one minute of the song. I dare not try again.

I would like to thank Alex over at screened for the first video and the second video is an interview with some added goodness. The reporter asks some really dickish guestions like " Do you think your a good singer"..............