Rebecca Black

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#501  Edited By Pibo47
@FluxWaveZ: HHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Omfg. Those gifs just made me lose it. Classic.
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#502  Edited By Little_Socrates

So I think it's unfair that people are attacking Black herself. She's not a great singer ("Fry-Eee-Day" is her largest offense,) but most thirteen year olds don't sing nearly as well. And that's all she did. She did not write this song. Fake Usher and another guy wrote the song and produced it. It's their fucking fault. Let's take on Ark Music Company or whatever they call themselves. 
 
Though laughing at the video, her voice, etc.? Completely acceptable, as it's funny as hell.

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#503  Edited By citizenkane
@XenoNick said:
" I've only got up to one minute of the song. I dare not try again. "
You have to finish it at least once, begging to end without stopping.  You're not a man unless you do.
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#504  Edited By Gabriel

The song sucks, but does attacking a thirteen year old bold well for the internet at large's self esteem?

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#505  Edited By MisterDunlap

*proceeds to rip ears off*

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#506  Edited By Claude

I don't see seat belts. That makes me angry. Those kids could die in a car crash. Be safe kids.

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#507  Edited By XenoNick
@CitizenKane said:

" @XenoNick said:

" I've only got up to one minute of the song. I dare not try again. "
You have to finish it at least once, begging to end without stopping.  You're not a man unless you do. "
Now my manhood has been challanged. *Takes vodka shot* LETS DO THIS THEN!!!
 
 
UPDATE: MY SOUL HAS BEEN RAPED. I wanna just go cry in a corner and forget this piece of horse shit... make it stop pleeeeeeease
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#508  Edited By KarlPilkington
@XenoNick said:
UPDATE: MY SOUL HAS BEEN RAPED. I wanna just go cry in a corner and forget this piece of horse shit... make it stop pleeeeeeease "
 
If you have been raped and want to cry then you are still not a man. 
 
 
WATCH IT AGAIN!
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#509  Edited By toowalrus

I'd just like to say that I'm glad this thread is still on the front page after like a week, well done.

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#510  Edited By XenoNick
@Chabbs0 said:
" @XenoNick said:
UPDATE: MY SOUL HAS BEEN RAPED. I wanna just go cry in a corner and forget this piece of horse shit... make it stop pleeeeeeease "
 If you have been raped and want to cry then you are still not a man.   WATCH IT AGAIN! "
Fuck....Ok I can do this.....this shit will not beat me...
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#511  Edited By jorbear
@Claude: Pffft. Staying safe is for weekdays.
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#512  Edited By super_machine

What kind of message is this sending kids? That its ok to get krunk on a Friday night and be driven around in the back seat of a convertible with no seatbelts by a distracted, inexperienced vehicle operator?

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#513  Edited By rpoland123
@Abyssfull said:
" @VelvetLore04 said:

" Screw you guys, this song is dope as hell. 
 
  

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He certainly looks ready to have some paedophilia fun fun fun fun. "
When I saw this video I got the impression that this guy was on his way to the 13 year olds party to sell them weed or deliver the booze that he just bought for them...
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#514  Edited By Quesa

Morelikerebeccawackamirightguys?

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#515  Edited By DougQuaid

She's on The Tonight Show right. now.  
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...

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#516  Edited By WickedCobra03
@Everyones_A_Critic said:
" I think her voice sucks, even with the autotune. The video reeks of amateur production and the rapper in it just came off as creepy, not to mention the fact that his lyrics were terrible. If she plans on competing with the likes of Ke$ha and Lady Gaga, she's fucked. "
I think the worst part of that random rapper at the end there was the fact that he was rapping about school buses... I mean really?!?
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#517  Edited By AltonBrown

WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD

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#518  Edited By FancySoapsMan
@EpicSteve said:
" "yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, the day after is Sunday!"   i feel bad for the girl though. Hypothetically, she probably has some level of talent to make it to the point were a studio invested enough money to make a video with her. I mean, you can easily find a 13 year old to put in front of  a camera. Instead of the girl nurturing her talent she may or may not have, someone showed her autotune and now her name is trashed. She should have just learned to sing better for a couple of years.  "
Actually she had to pay Ark Music to record the song
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#519  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@super_machine said:
" What kind of message is this sending kids? That its ok to get krunk on a Friday night and be driven around in the back seat of a convertible with no seatbelts by a distracted, inexperienced vehicle operator? "
we're no longer in the age of 'sending messages to children' 
children are hybrid fucking beasts nowadays.. they dont get any messages from anything, they just roll like they do
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#520  Edited By roborobb

This song screams talent.

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#521  Edited By m1k3

She ripped off Conan's Thursday...
 
  

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The more I listen to "Friday" the more it grows on me. I'd really like to see her move on and tackle something like January.

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@samusaran253: Herpes.
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#524  Edited By denryu12

This is what happends when bratt kids get there own way. 
Its obviously the parents having to much money and a stupid kid saying how she wants a music video to be popular.

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#525  Edited By Psych0Penguin

How does a 13 yo own a merc? Man, my life looks sucky in comparison ... I only have funfun 

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#526  Edited By Afroman269
@m1k3: That was pretty good. I like that they tossed in the random black dude.
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#527  Edited By Wolverine

Did anyone see her on Good Morning America? On one hand, I feel bad for her. She's a 13 year old girl being ridiculed by our entire society. On the other hand she is trying to prove to us that she can sing by singing a bit of the national anthem which just seems desperate and the way she asks Justin Beiber to do a duet with her makes me cringe. I bet she will come out with one more stupid music video and is forgotten forever.
  

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#528  Edited By super_machine

When I was in 8th grade I never went to street and house parties. This song lyrics should be "going down" on Friday.

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#529  Edited By Cazamalos

a friend saw Rebecca on a pub in France last monday night 
everybody love Mondays

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#530  Edited By Psych0Penguin
@jakob187 said:
" Moreover, what were all those 13-year-olds doing with cars?  13-year-olds can't drive! "
Blame GTA.
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#531  Edited By penguindust
@Psych0Penguin said:
" @jakob187 said:
" Moreover, what were all those 13-year-olds doing with cars?  13-year-olds can't drive! "
Blame GTA. "
It's not GTA, it's the feeling of "Fun".  Rebecca Black promotes "Fun" and "Fun" makes kids want to drive cars.    
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"It's fun to do bad things"
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#532  Edited By wrathofconn
@PenguinDust said:
" @Psych0Penguin said:
" @jakob187 said:
" Moreover, what were all those 13-year-olds doing with cars?  13-year-olds can't drive! "
Blame GTA. "
It's not GTA, it's the feeling of "Fun".  Rebecca Black promotes "Fun" and "Fun" makes kids want to drive cars.    
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"It's fun to do bad things" "
Are you saying she wants to do hood rat stuff with her friends?
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#533  Edited By rawrnosaurous

Love DeathStarPR 
Love DeathStarPR 
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#534  Edited By mpgeist

So when the Kidz Bop version is released will the universe explode?

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#535  Edited By KarlPilkington
@Rawrnosaurous: tbf she is donating it all to Japanese aid.
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#536  Edited By penguindust
@samusaran253:   
 
Yeah, I'm part of the other 20%...actually the 2.3% to 3.4% according to some polls around here.   And, the people of my generation don't approve of "fun".  We like "toil" and "misery".   When I was her age I was hauling coal in a burlap sack up a steep hill for Union Carbide.  I was whipped three times a day by the foreman and he called me "Nancy".  For supper I ate warm gruel and for breakfast I had leftover cold gruel.  That is, if there were leftovers.  We didn't get lunch but we were allowed to watch the owner eat a stewed chicken if we met our morning quota.  John D. Rockafeller once kicked me in the shins because the odor of mediocrity offended him and that was on my birthday.  It was a monotonous hardship that would shred a man's soul and that's the way we liked it.  When I was her age, we didn't have the option of backseats or front seats.  Our only choice was sleep on a pile of jagged rocks or sleep with the flea infested rats.  And, we were thankful for that.  You kids and your "fun".  Bah, you've all been spoiled by your "happiness" and "regular meals" and "sunshine".  No wonder this country's going down the drain.  That's right, I blame all of you for everything that makes me uncomfortable.  Now, I'm going to lie down because my kidney stone is acting up.  I'm certain Rebecca Black probably has something to do with that, too.  
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#537  Edited By InternetCrab
@mpgeist said:
" So when the Kidz Bop version is released will the universe explode? "
I can only imagine. God.
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#538  Edited By kingzetta

  

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#539  Edited By MikeydCT

  My hand is a dolphin.

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#540  Edited By JazzyJeff

You guys are mean.

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#541  Edited By wrathofconn
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Love DeathStarPR 
Love DeathStarPR 
Is that the gross amount of money coming into iTunes? Because of the 99 cents you pay for a song, the artist only gets one or two cents, and the record company splits the rest with Apple. So she's probably making way less than that.
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in the front seat = oral ?
in the back seat = anal ? 

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#543  Edited By Dalai

So now that this thing has been going strong for about a week now, I've come to the conclusion that the internet has gone too far with this Rebecca Black thing.

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#544  Edited By Skytylz
@MikeydCT said:

"   My hand is a dolphin.

"
This justifies the popularity of the song.  Through it's terribleness it has allowed this to become real, thank you Rebecca Black.
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#545  Edited By MayorFeedback
@wrathofconn: Not true. The company that made her the video and the song probably gets a lot of it, but I read they used Tunecore, like every other independent musician and label does, and they don't take royalties off the top, so it's like $.70 or something from Apple. Coldplay probably gets a penny. That Ark company and her are making far more.
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#546  Edited By Psycosis

Well I made this because I hate myself and everyone around me. 
 
  

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#547  Edited By MayorFeedback

Enough of this. 
 

   
/thread
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#548  Edited By ThePhantomnaut

FUN FUN FUN.

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#549  Edited By Jayzilla

rebecca, the new astley.

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Appropriate bump is appropriate.