Ruin A Wish (Yep, I'm that bored)

I wish that atejas made a wish :P

"I wish that atejas made a wish :P"

"ajarbuckle said:

"I wish that atejas made a wish :P"

Granted but its already way past his post by the time you notice so you don't get to answer it.

I wish for a million wishes."

>I wish for some candy.

You get candy, but it's those boring peppermints you get at Pizza Hut, Bit O' Honey, Ribbon Candy, Candied liver (or whatever you hate), etc.

I wish that this wish wouldn't come true

When I read this, I thought it was something the opposite of "Make a Wish foundation" where a group of people goes up to a healthy kid and makes his day bad or something.

"Jolly_Lolly said:

Granted, but it'll never happen.

I wish I could go back to Russia."

Granted, but you won't go back. :| ;__;

I wish for a real Resident Evil game.

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I wish that this wish wouldn't come true

granted, but you are sucked into a black hole.

I wish for one million dollors.

okay, no one cares.  You ruined your wish yourself.

I wish I could wish for and get what I wanted without it being ruined."

"granted, but you are sucked into a black hole.

I wish for one million dollors."

"Metal_Gear_Sunny said:

"granted, but you are sucked into a black hole.

I wish for one million dollors."

granted but you get hit by a car about 5 seconds later
I wish that I had wings so I can fly...n'stuff."

Granted, but you get put on a crazy ass Japanese game show where you have to eat donkey testicles to be released.

I wish for world peace. (lame, i know) xD

"Granted, but you get put on a crazy ass Japanese game show where you have to eat donkey testicles to be released.

I wish for world peace. (lame, i know) xD"

World War will come. A couple of hours after your death.

I wish my delivery would arrive today.

Granted, but it's the wrong delivery, and yours wouldn't arrive until 2011.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, but you start doing "bad things".

I wish my profile was more active.

Granted but you will but hated by everyone
I wish I knew how to play this game better.

Granted, but the sudden surge of creative witty retorts and evil thoughts that burst into your mind slowly drive you crazy and figuratively eat your brain alive.  You spend the remainder of your life unable to sleep at night and become so exhausted that you eat nothing but potato chips right out of the bag (no ruffled chips, their unevenness irritates you) and have to wear diapers.  Eventually the neighbors notice a weird smell and the authorities come to check out the situation, only to find you wallowing in your own filth and muttering something in Sanskrit.  The nice people at the mental hospital bring in a translator, and it is determined that the word you have now been repeating nonstop for the last 72 hours is "pain".  You are locked away in a private cell, fed intravenously and bathed by the burly intern, who does not have delicate hands, and although the muttering eventually fades into nothingness, the glassy-eyed stare that replaces it leaves no one around you—despite the fact that you continue to breathe normally—quite sure if you're truly alive or dead.

I wish I didn't have to walk all the way to the refrigerator when I get hungry.

granted but all you have in your fridge is hempmilk

I wish the person above me mad a wish

"I wish the person above me mad a wish"

you broke the thread, noone wants to ruin that wish.

"chazer127 said:

"I wish the person above me mad a wish"

Granted, but its such a boring wish that you can't make a witty comment about it.

I wish Giant Bomb will record the PAX reunion show."

granted but it will set fire to your head as soon as you play it.
I wish i could travel through time.

Granted, but you soon regret your choice of words, as not only do you remain shrunken to the size of a common housefly after your journey through Time, but the giant head of John McCain will forever haunt your dreams.



I wish I could more easily remember what each key on my keyring is used for.

Granted, but thats all you will know and have to become a janitor in a high school just to open doors.

I wish for some sweet sideburns.

Granted, then Brad comes and kills you.

I wish my computer wasn't slow.

Granted, but after chasing it for a few miles you realize you can't catch it and give up.

I wish it was my job was to write those insipid greeting cards that line the aisles at drugstores and downscale department stores.

Granted, but you suck at it and get fired from the only job you've only ever liked.

I wish Luchadeer wouldn't keep 500ing my posts.

Granted, he then gives you a complementary trampling.

I wish for Chuck Norris to be president.

Granted, but Micheal Jackson is Vice President.

I wish for graph paper.

Wait..what? No one can ruin my wish.

NO ONE.

So I'll save you the trouble and not tell you :)

"Granted, but Micheal Jackson is Vice President.

I wish for graph paper."

Granted. But the game isn't inside.

I wish for High School to NOT DROWN ME IN HOMEWORK.

Granted. But you have to repeat another year of high school.

I wish for another Metal Gear game.

"Granted. But you have to repeat another year of high school.

I wish for another Metal Gear game."

Granted, but you eat it very, very slowly causing you to die of hunger.

I wish for Metal Gear Sunny.

Granted, but your system broke.

Okay you can fly but only for 10 seconds. And start off by being dropped from a plane 10 thousand feet in the air. No parachute. Ouch.

I wish for more amgios.

"I wish for more amgios."

Granted. But it can only be done when you are full screen on the Numa Numa music video.
I wish there was a System Shock 3.

granted but it was developed by Stellar Stone LLC

I wish i would never go hungry or thirsty again

Granted but you're insides will explode from a food and drink overload.

Granted, but to get your hands on the super secret early beta version, you have to agree to enter into a loveless same-sex marriage with the ugly clerk at your local Gamestop, who needs the legal status change to obtain citizenship.

I wish movie theater popcorn wasn't so buttery and delicious.

I think you ruined that one for yourself.

I wish for an free infinite month card for World of Warcraft.

I wish for an free infinite month card for World of Warcraft."

"Milkman said:

I wish for an free infinite month card for World of Warcraft."

Granted, but all the characters on screen will immediately call you a fag as you see them.

I wish I could eat a lot without gaining any weight."

Granted. But you'll be in love with that guy in your icon!

I wish for a brand new car.

Granted, but it's a Geo

I wish I could light stuff on fire with my mind

Why the hell were all those posts deleted?

"Why the hell were all those posts deleted?"