I can't show myself to the public without doing my hair. It's a curse.
Shit. You overslept, and only have enough time to do one of the following things before going to work. What do you do?
Take a shower and then grab some extra minty gum until I can get my teeth brushed. Screw eating. Screw shaving. Screw coffee.
Shower, lather the body and as its rinsing off do a quick face shave. After, take a swig of mouthwash as you're drying yourself. Spit, shoes, and scram only to realize you're gonna be late anyway because of traffic.
Not even a hard choice: Shower. I don't like not brushing my teeth but I can always eating some mints or use some mouth wash in a pinch. I have a beard so shaving is never necessary I do keep it short but I can get a away for a few days with out trimming it up anyway. I never brush my hair anyway either I just let it dry out of the shower and that's how it goes for the rest of the day and it looks fine. I work in a business that has a cafe in it so I can get much better coffee and food from work then I can get at home anyway.
Hair.
Shower ain't all that and people have invented coffee machines, deodorant and peppermints for a reason innit?
" I shower the night before. So, I'll brush my teeth before going to work :) "I know plenty of people that do the same thing. But I shower when I get up in the morning while getting ready, after I get home to rid myself of work smells and sometimes if I go out or do things around the house all afternoon before going to bed I'll have another one. Anything less then that and I feel like an animal.
Turn on the kettle whilst the shower is heating up, Brush my teeth whilst in the shower, slick hair back and then swipe it forward whilst hair is wet to get it looking right, grab a cup of coffee in a disposable cup and a nutrition bar, eat and drink whilst driving to work,
I am a thinking man motherfucker!
When I was working for Disney, your physical appearance was always important in order to be "Show Appropriate." Therefore shaving would be my top priority. My hair is always short so I don't have to worry about that. All those other things I can do without, but if I hadn't shaved, they wouldn't let me work. That would ruin the look.
" @StaticFalconar said:this is not the sims" You can brush your teeth while in the shower and the rest you can grab on the go or at work. "The rules are meant to be followed! "
awesome comeback" @foggel said:
" @StaticFalconar said:this is not the sims "" You can brush your teeth while in the shower and the rest you can grab on the go or at work. "The rules are meant to be followed! "
And really the only time that it could be used
this is not the sims
Brush your tooths! No one likes to be around someone that smells as if they swallowed a skunk wrapped in a turd.
I don't work in the mines, so not showering for once is okay.
I pretty much shave every day, a little beard stubble is kinda charming.
Brushing your teeth is important, but, as some stated before, it can wait. camouflage unpleasant mouth odors with some some mints, take your toothbrush and toothpaste along and seek out a moment you can brush your teeth later.
Food can wait, I take some candies to get some sugar into my system.
I don't need coffee to function.
So yeah, do my hair it is.
For me, taking a shower and doing my hair can be done at the same time. I'll also check twitter. If I'm a couple minutes late I can just speed up my walk to save time. If I'm more than a little late then taking my time to do my regular routine won't hurt.
I take a shower and shave the night before so I don't have to freak when this does happen. I have long hair so I really do look like a hobo if I don't do something with it.
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