Stupid Things You've Done

     One stupid thing I just did was get some RADICAL P.F. Changs and I was so hungry I had four fortune cookies before actually eating my meal. (It was carryout) Anyway on my last fortune cookie I am chewing, then I wonder why this one and last one I ate was so chewy. I spit out the last bit and realize I ate the paper. Almost all of the second one. (Ever been so hungry you just eat not looking at what it is?)
       Second stupid thing was I don't grill... ever and I'm cooking burgers. Little did I know Pam was flammable. My mom told me to put Pam on the grill so I get the can and just start spraying it at the grill. Man was that hot. Huge ass flame...

umm running into a stationary car that turned out to be my homeroom teachers

I jumped off the diving board into the school pool without knowing how to swim and almost drown, in front of all my classmates who thought it was me joking around.

Once during manhunt I jumped off a roof to escape capture, I broke my leg but didn't know it at the time.  By about 2 hrs later my leg was hurting pretty bad, I decided to go home and sleep it off.  The next morning I woke up and slipped in the shower, it was then I decided to go to the hospital.

A month or two ago, I made a joke to my on-hiatus-girlfriend that she looked promiscuous in this one photo of her while chatting online. She still won't talk to me.

after filling up my friends blender with ice cream and milk, I turned it to high, but the cap was still in my hand

Stupidest thing I've done? Take a year off of school. I accomplished nothing and now I feel like a piece of shit.

my life is a series of stupid actions and wrong decesions and miscalculations, i cant choose

Well, I was about to write something in this thread, but realized admitting any of this publicly would be very stupid.

I was getting tired of a coworker being rude to me. I am usually a nice person and am almost too sweet to people. But I couldn't take it anymore and told her "Stop being bitchy to me, I don't want to hear it" and walked away from her. I get a death glare now and she forced me to clean the men's urinals. 

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I ate some bad shrooms and spent the following night pissing outta my ass.

A couple of weeks ago I got bored so when my friend offered me some smokes I actually took them and I had about 5 or 6 in a night and 4 the next day.. I'm 14. Don't think I'm going to have any on a regular basis because I'd rather not spend my money on that shit.

Not the stupidest thing, but a couple weeks ago i was leaving my friends house and I couldn't find my Ipod. We looked for probably 45 min. only to find out that it was in my shorts pocket. It was a pocket I never use, and its sort of hidden, so I was like OMFG why would i put it there. Still it was pretty awful.

Deliberately stuck my foot into a moving bicycle tire as I rode it... forgetting I had no shoes on.

I woke up.

Drunkenly jumping out of a (slow) moving car and subsequently having my foot run over!

...You did say stupid right?

" Once during manhunt I jumped off a roof to escape capture, I broke my leg but didn't know it at the time.  By about 2 hrs later my leg was hurting pretty bad, I decided to go home and sleep it off.  The next morning I woke up and slipped in the shower, it was then I decided to go to the hospital.

Yea I'm that dumb.

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was playing Jordan on expert, failed at 72%, slammed my guitar onto my bed, and accidentally hit my ipot touch. Huge crack, but still worked. To this day, I can only change songs, pause, and play.

Jumped off the roof of a shed at a party because my friend was doing it. My tuck and roll didn't work too well. Fortunately I didn't get seriously hurt.

On the subject of grappling hooks, I once had a close brush with severe brain trauma/death involving one. My dumbass friend bought a dumbass grappling hook and climbed a school (not by the hook, but another way) so he could secure the hook for those that wanted to try it. So after a few failed attempts of climbing the school we found out that it's a bad idea to hook 2 ends instead of 1 into whatever is supporting it. So I decided to try one last time, and before I started climbing I Made sure to remind the aforementioned dumbass to make sure the grappling hook was properly secured. Well, turns out it wasn't, and luckily I wasn't to high off the ground when the hook went "Fuck this!" and dislodged itself from the roof. I didn't realize until a few hours after that the grappling hook could very likely have killed me had it come down a couple feet closer to me.

I also landed on some plants that the kindergarteners had planted some time back, and that made me feel pretty shitty.

" was playing Jordan on expert, failed at 72%, slammed my guitar onto my bed, and accidentally hit my ipot touch. Huge crack, but still worked. To this day, I can only change songs, pause, and play. "

I once itched my eyes...and then my balls... a few hours after dicing a habanero pepper.

went to a panic at the disco concert...

" I ate some bad shrooms and spent the following night pissing outta my ass. "

I drove my friends snowmobile through his shed when I was around 9 years old, and I cried like a bitch because I thought there mom was going to kill me.

"Not the stupidest thing, but a couple weeks ago i was leaving my friends house and I couldn't find my Ipod. We looked for probably 45 min. only to find out that it was in my shorts pocket. It was a pocket I never use, and its sort of hidden, so I was like OMFG why would i put it there. Still it was pretty awful. "

Drunk or sober??

I snorted pixie stix dust in grammar school...I have no idea why I did that, but my God did I get a sugar rush from that idiotic act!

Something that involves a slippery roof, a sticking-out nail, torn pants, a lot of blood and limping all the way back to home for like 2 miles.

When I was a kid I ran into a car on my bike that had no back window, and cut a huge gash up my arm.  So now I have a scar on my arm that looks like I tried to kill myself by slitting my wrists.

1. I singed loudly while I was in friend's house and we were making some karaoke. After 10 minutes, speakers just burned.
2. I climbed up onto a tree and I had no idea how to get out from it. Later (some 2 hours later, yes, TWO HOURS!!!), fire fighters appeared to take me from it. What a shame.
3. Some fly sat down on my, erm... treasures (you know what I mean :D). And I tried to smash that fly. Aaaaarghhh!!!
4. I was swimming in lake... well, nothing stupid? Well, you're wrong. There was a fallen electrity pylon, which was touching water. I was so f*ckin' lucky.
5. On Monday's morning I woke up and I put my shoes on, and I walked to school. After a minute I realized that I was in my sleeping clothes.
6. I was under a chandelier, and it fallen straight onto my head. Buttf*ck!
7. When I was a little kid, I was chewing gum. Then, I lubricated my hair in this gum. I was bald for a little while... even washing couldn't take this gum off.
8. I played Tibia for 5 minutes of my life.
9. I was in little vale. Some fly sat down on my head. I tried to slap it out, and I fallen into a river. But I was lucky it wasn't so deep. Maybe somehow like 1,5 m.
10 (final). I microwaved broken TV-RC, when I was pissed off. I forgot to take batteries off... OMG. :D

I set a neighbor's lawn on fire as a kid.

Wasn't my fault, I swear.

I formatted my gamecube memory card in order to make a save file for Sonic adventures 2 (I think that's what it's called). Long story short, terrible game and I screwed myself over.

 Accidentaly threw a golf ball through my rich friends dads car window.....never went back to his house again.

@Vinchenzo:

know what you mean

i'm glad i didn't fail last year, barely pulled off C's

" Stupidest thing I've done? Take a year off of school. I accomplished nothing and now I feel like a piece of shit. "

Well I don't know if you could associate this with stupidness or crazyness but nevertheless I was in 5th grade and I asked some girl out and she never gave me a yes or a no(I'm a very impatient person and I was even more impatient back in 5th grade) so I got frustrated and started harrasing her(not sexually) and then the principle called me down to her office to tell me not to do that again so i didn't.Oh yea I also wrote on the bathroom stalls and  someone actually recognized my hideous handwriting and ratted me out.No joke and see the thing about this is that the walls weren't old and written down like other stalls because they were new stalls.

Now...What's that old quote about history..."those who ignore history will repeat it" which is what I did...So that girl I had harrased in the 5th grade I now harrased in the 7th grade just because I wanted to show off to my friend...fortunately for me I only got a warning like before...

Now I've always seen guys do it to other girls at school(albeit that it seems more playful) but I never seen them really get in trouble for it so I guess I must be doing it wrong...

I snorted the stuff you make lemonade from.  Hurt for a week