The Longest Sentence in History

I stumbled across this while I was looking at the main page of Anime Vice. I thought this was a funny idea, so I decided to do it here. Though I must admit, it will not the same length as the one in Anime Vice (currently 21 pages long).

So basically, a word or phrase (word is preferred) can be posted to create a logical (or not) continuation of the previous post that will go on until this thread will be pushed to ends of the first page of the Off-Topic forum.

For example:

First post: I

Second post: will

Third post: turnip

Special thanks to brent1999 from Anime Vice for, well, the idea.

I'll go first: You

masturbate

alot

while

listening

.

eating

@Kookro said:

.

Really?

to

Cher

knobs

who

this is dumb

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