things that girls do that irritate the hell out of us guys?

So because Giant Bomb is a predominantly male user based site I wanted to ask the big question. Guys what are some things that girls do that piss you off? (Also, if there are any girls on this site I'd like them to do the vice-versa).

Make me go see lame ass movies.
Misinterpret an inquisitive text as a hostile one.
As mentioned by Daniel Tosh, eat only half or less of an over priced meal i pay for.

Talk

The double standard many women seem to take for granted these days really pisses me off. I can't stand women who think it's ok to insult men and expect us to just sit there with a dumb ass grin on our faces and not tell them to go fuck themselves. Then they call us sexist pigs when we say anything about it and call them on it.

Not instantly falling in love with me >.<

" The double standard many women seem to take for granted these days really pisses me off. I can't stand women who think it's ok to insult men and expect us to just sit there with a dumb ass grin on our faces and not tell them to go fuck themselves. Then they call us sexist pigs when we say anything about it. "

Keeps asking me how much money I make and what my plans are in life. Such gold diggers because you must make this much to date them.

Usually the same things guys do when they irritate me.

" The double standard many women seem to take for granted these days really pisses me off. I can't stand women who think it's ok to insult men and expect us to just sit there with a dumb ass grin on our faces and not tell them to go fuck themselves. Then they call us sexist pigs when we say anything about it and call them on it. "

bitches, m i rite?

Girls who cannot control their anger and are violent. I have a small scar on my face, Francis York Morgan style, because of this. 
 
It feels like this thread is just going to fill up with greasy neckbeards who have never been in a relationship talking shit and calling women needy whores/gold diggers, see @HitmanAgent47:.

" Girls who cannot control their anger and are violent. I have a small scar on my face, Francis York Morgan style, because of this. 
 
It feels like this thread is just going to fill up with greasy neckbeards who have never been in a relationship talking shit and calling women needy whores/gold diggers, see @HitmanAgent47:. "

@oatz said:

"I have a small scar on my face, Francis York Morgan style, because of this. 
 

 
My good sir, since when is this a bad thing?  
 
 
Edit: I can't get it to not be inside the quote. LET ME POST IN NORMAL TEXT DAMN YOU!

I like to mention I don't have a good attention span, they need to know when to stop talking. I'm not trying to be sexist, however i've met some women who just wouldn't stop talking. I feel like i'm being interrogated or something by someone with ADD.

I hate how women are equal to men...until it comes time to do a job that involves trash, dirt, grease, or small furry rodents.

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@oatz said:

"I have a small scar on my face, Francis York Morgan style, because of this. 
 

 
My good sir, since when is this a bad thing?  
 
 
Edit: I can't get it to not be inside the quote. LET ME POST IN NORMAL TEXT DAMN YOU!

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Keeps asking me how much money I make and what my plans are in life. Such gold diggers because you must make this much to date them.

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" @HitmanAgent47 said:

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Keeps asking me how much money I make and what my plans are in life. Such gold diggers because you must make this much to date them.

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They probably want to know your plans because they're secret Illuminati spies.  I kid. "

How they will tell each other EVERYTHING. also, dnt look down on me liking to buy video games when you like to buy shoes AND clothes AND make up AND other random accessories and pay a hell of a lot more for them than i have EVER paid for a video game. 

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@oatz said:

"I have a small scar on my face, Francis York Morgan style, because of this. 
 

 
My good sir, since when is this a bad thing?  
 
 
Edit: I can't get it to not be inside the quote. LET ME POST IN NORMAL TEXT DAMN YOU!

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Girls that talks much.

When they cry "let me go, let me go".

All that sex they want all the time :(

" All that sex they want all the time :( "

Mmm, just about everything. They're on earth so we can have sex with them, and vice versa. That's all... :P

I feel like I should place money on erinfizz locking this topic...

You guys should meet better girls.

" Not instantly falling in love with me >.< "

So you get a girl home from a bar.  You are getting down to some kissing, pants come off, as they do.  Then they grab hold of your old boy and rub it like they are sanding down a fence post.  Slow warm ups are key.

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@oatz said:

"I have a small scar on my face, Francis York Morgan style, because of this. 
 

 
My good sir, since when is this a bad thing?  
 
 
Edit: I can't get it to not be inside the quote. LET ME POST IN NORMAL TEXT DAMN YOU!

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" @mylifeforAiur said:

" Not instantly falling in love with me >.< "

But...we love you D: "

Being more interested in their mobile rather than the people around them.

I feel a lil special for not recognizing myself in any post ^_^

i dont have to be in a relationship to have an opinion on this.. 
 
yes im almost 20 and im lonely and a virgin, that doesnt change the fact that i can see how girls behave and whats wrong with them 
 
and my answer is almost everything.. this society helped them go totally fucking apeshit and get away with it

more recently, Sometimes me asking to take her out to dinner to get to know her MEANS i'd like to take her out to dinner to get to know her. doesn't always mean it's code for I want to fuck you. (mind you i didn't do this to a random girl but a girl i hung out with a couple times). 
also thought it appropriate to post this here :). this is from funnymail.co.za 
  
THE MAN RULES

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered 1. ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one.
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you already think you’re fat, then don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing’, We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really.

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.

But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

" You guys should meet girls. "

" @skrutop said:

" All that sex they want all the time :( "

I know what you mean. It's like "hello! I'm not just some sex doll! I have a mind too you know!". "

" @TheJohn: What!......So Arrested Development isn't based on real life characters and scenarios......... ;( "

I'd say just general crazy behavior. I've come to realize all girls is crazy.
The secret is finding the ones who are more fun crazy as opposed to batshit loco.
As nuts as they drive me crazy though god knows I still love em.

When they are not down for a threeway when clearly all the signs were there. Why else introduce me to your hot friend? And then say "we should do something together". I'm not just horny mofo right?

Holy shit where do I start....I would have to go with brutally honest criticism with no inkling of feeling bad about what they said, then expecting amazing turnaround.  Grrrr.  But we still love them :-)

When your girlfriend decides it'll be fun to go on your console while you leave the room and ends up completely destroying your savegame : /

They won't make me a sandwich.

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I like to mention I don't have a good attention span, they need to know when to stop talking. I'm not trying to be sexist, however i've met some women who just wouldn't stop talking. I feel like i'm being interrogated or something by someone with ADD.

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