This is my city police website. (It's horrible)

http://www.cookevillepolice.com/#!

For a PD department website its very cheesy.

What do you think?

You should probably have some words to go along with that link...

That being said that not terrible, it's fucking amazing. I wish my PD website looked like it was made in 1997 and played Massive Attack.

Its absolutely fucking amazing. Dat Tennessee.

Yea, you need a solid paragraph, talking about the website. Or life of strange clown crimes in your city. Something.

So...many...Eagles and... American flags waving in electronic breeze! I have to sit down because all pure-uncut AMerica is making me woozy.

Troll thread right? That is an awesome site. Taking the law seriously with that dope beat!

Is this viral marketing for a 90's cop show, like The Office but for cops? Because this surely can't be real...can it?

What the fuck where is your avatar are you a ghost

I bet Cookeville has a really bad meth problem.

Also holy shit is Thor the police chief?

Nothing says "protect and serve" like fucking lightning bolts.

I don't see a problem. Maybe Massive Attack does, though?

Totally thought that said Cockville at first, too.

I'd be more concerned with their hiring of David Duke"s".....as a Major, none the less. That additional "s" isn't fooling anyone, Duke.

Thought that said cookieville

Upgrade your flash player to view this site.

Guess you're not supposed to view it on a mobile device.

Um, that's amazing. Giant Bomb needs a Cookeville website makeover.

I can't believe that this is a real police website. Holy shit.

HELL YEAH, that is fucking amazing!

I live in small town Tennessee, and the website for the PD department in my area is much better!

Oh.. the horror

Tell them my laptop thanks them for using Flash player and making my CPU surge up to 90 degrees.

Did a giraffe love a zebra? What animal is that avatar?..

It's a zebra with a rare birth defect which causes light-colored stripes. They generally only survive in captivity, as the defect isn't conducive to life in the wild.

Here's another picture of it:

Well now I learned something, thanks! They would probably make a good plush..

I have my headphones on. That thunder scared the fuck outta me!

@theabidingdude: This is the greatest website I have ever seen. Or at least the most entertaining of my night... which might not be ideal for a police department.

This is the best website ive ever seen

I am losing my fucking mind.

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

What are you talking about? That site KICKS ASS!

EDIT:

For the full experience for those who can't view the site because of Flash, this is what is playing in the background (its the first 55 seconds then it stops)

policemanpolicemanpoliceman.com

@alexisg! Get the engineers on this lightning shit!

That is some badass background music.

Maybe Rockstar will license it for GTA VI.

How can you hate this you communist bastard?

@gaspower said:

Oh shit i missed out this looks crazy. Like early 00's .com

That is so amazing.

I contemplated doing something similar for my personal website, just as a joke. But then I figured if I am going to be having that as a thing on my resume that might not be the best plan. I still might do it.

Also, that site shot the load amount across the 8 threads of my i7 up to around 25% overall from 2%. That is an impressive amount of resources needed.

Well, I am leery of the police in the main. But I have mostly met run of the mill to some actually decent ones in my life. One time they did tear up my glove compartment and aimed guns at me because they thought I was the bad guy they were looking for.

A site like that interests me to how in-group, as a tribe so to speak, these police perceive themselves. A lot of dark dramatic tension and stuff. I actually like the music before it develops too far.

Perhaps they see themselves unknowingly like Space Marines.

Mezzanine's a hell of an album.

@razielcuts: Apparently it is real. The official Cookeville, Tennessee website links to the one that OP posted: http://www.cookeville-tn.org/police/

Just remember to update your bookmarks. I certainly have.

Not going to lie, that track on the home page is fire!

@jayeh: The fire on the sides of the pictures is my favorite part.

@gaspower said:

I get the vibe that it should be like, the title screen of some shitty MTV show.

In other words, totally rad bro.

OP made the website for them, and is now trying to flood traffic to it by posting about how "cheesy" it is on websites.

The white wave that flies over the text was pretty good.....

AND THEN IT REVERSES AND GOES BACK THE OTHER WAY! GENIUS!!

What breed of cops does cookeville have, they certainly don't seem to be normal... Are they robots? Are they aliens trying to imitate human behavior based on a limited number of cop movies they have seen?

@ps4_fanboy: lol

Uh oh. I think they're on to Alexis.

It must be the late 90's in Cookeville

Hey, you gotta have something to put your town on the map, right? Might as well be a sick website.

That is fucking incredible

I didn't know police departments had websites. Aren't you suppose to call those people? I doubt a 911 email would be very effective.

That's the best website,

they have Massive attack as their background music!

That's fucking Awesome!