This Isn't Even About Games: Crank 2 Trailer

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#151  Edited By McQuinn

Wait he has to go around and get electrocuted?  that is just crazy enough to get me to watch another.

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#152  Edited By ArtG

Dude. What?

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#153  Edited By sweep  Moderator

CRANK 2 = GOTY 2009

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#154  Edited By comradecrash

lol I loved the first one just because it so crazy and action packed!

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#155  Edited By jNerd

YOU JUST REMINDED ME I NEED TO GET CRANK ON MY ZUNE
.....good call jeff

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#156  Edited By KnifeySpoony

Gunner, this looks even more over the top than the original Crank.

This looks so damn crazy and I know it is going to be terrible and yet I want to see it :(

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#157  Edited By Black_Rose

Looks shitty, but then again, it's a Jason Statham movie so i could not be expecting more than shittyness.

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#158  Edited By Railith

This is going to be an amazing movie.

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#159  Edited By MichaelScott

UM

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#160  Edited By sofakingcool

Crank was so awesome! This looks like the only way they could possibily make a sequel... 

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#161  Edited By ThePhenomenal1

damn, they've got themselves some prime material for a video game franchise here.

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#162  Edited By cjmhockey

I thought the first Crank was very entertaining but Crank 2 just looks retarded from the trailer.

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#163  Edited By Media_Master

CrAzY

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#164  Edited By John1912

If I were Statham, I would have totally tried to nail Jenna.  Pull a handsome Rob on her, bet he could swing it.  Then I would have her get on the horn for Sasha Grey and Bree Olsen for the unholy trifecta!   I could die a happy man at that point, course my junk would prob fall off, but it would be worth it.

Also that trailer looked so bad this movie just has to be good.  Have liked pretty much all of Statham's movies.  Thou I dont think I can ever bring myself to watch a Dungen Seige.  I know Jason said he would never win an oscer for the movies he does, but christ.  I dont know WTF he was thinking on that one.

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#165  Edited By finalkross

I am left speechless.

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#166  Edited By Snail

My mind = Blown

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#167  Edited By Cleric

HELL YES! Statham is awesome and so is Crank. But this...man this is just insane! (In a good way I guess)

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#168  Edited By Jtan21

Wow...wow.....that was ridiculous. I could see that fitting in as like...a Saints Row 3 trailer. That's the logical progression for the game, to get even more totally batshit nuts.

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#169  Edited By Voldy

Sorry but it looks awful.I wouldn't wanna be seen dead watching that drivel!

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#170  Edited By fatalflame

Love CRANK!!!

Chev is bloody unbreakable man....

He didn't die in the last movie...

All the drugs...
The ephinipherene and wat not he pumped into himself....
Its made his heart near indestructible...
End of the first movie watch carefully...After he lands u can see him blink and hear 2 heartbeats!!

Crank 2 is gonna be awesome!!!

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#171  Edited By Moeez

Crank, the title at the start, was a reference to 8-bit videogame titles where they're all blocky. 

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#172  Edited By ZmillA

Loved the first one

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Absolutely preposterous and awesome all at the same time. Can't wait to see it.

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#174  Edited By Tehardcore

Not of fan of jason stathom (spellin?) He really pisses me off in all of his movies, looks like this one will be just as retarded as everything else he's done.

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#175  Edited By jakob187

Finally watched the trailer...

...and really don't give a shit.
Jason Statham needs to die now.
He used to be cool...
...but now he's a fucking joke.
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#176  Edited By Voldy
jakob187 said:
"Finally watched the trailer...
...and really don't give a shit.
Jason Statham needs to die now.
He used to be cool...
...but now he's a fucking joke.
"
I couldn't agree more
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#177  Edited By MrKlorox

A lot of you might hate it, but you must admit you're interested enough to watch/comment about the trailer.

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Big fan of the first Crank and I this trailer looks bananas.

And Jeff, Death Race has exactly one moment worth seeing. It involves Joan Allen referencing sidewalks.

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#179  Edited By Impossibilium

Every Statham sequel is worse than the first one and I don't think this will break that trend.

And in a competition - shotgun up the ass in "Crank" VS explosive charge up the ass in "Man on Fire."

Man on Fire wins. Because they did that movie without any hint of humor or knowing wink to the audience at all.

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#180  Edited By Spiritof

Dwight Yoakam was the only thing watchable in the first Crank.

I've a strong feeling that this is going be a repeat.

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Oh no! :(
Invalid video ID? :(

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#182  Edited By Recession

no video, but Jason died at the end

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crank is probably the worst movie i've ever seen, so bad in fact that it's almost good. this trailer alone justifies watching the next movie. oh, and if anybody else is getting the same "invalid video id" message as me, here's a link to (a slightly worse visual quality version of) the trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwLYnVqKdeA

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#184  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

That post got worse every time.

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#185  Edited By juicebomb

can also be found here: http://www.latinoreview.com/news/crank-high-voltage-red-band-promo-5915

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Dude! I'm stoked for this. The first Crank was so great, and I really can't wait till this one comes out.

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#187  Edited By lordofultima

Crank is the only truly good movie Jason Statham has ever been in. If you disagree -- you're wrong. I just can't imagine anyone human not thinking this trailer is absolutely awesome.