Did they also throw fucking magnets at her.
Tila Tequila brutally attacked by Juggalos.
Wow, they never stop throwing things at him. Horrible "artist" but I respect him for staying up on that stage and performing." @RecSpec said:
Yeah that was great!" She needs to take a page from Andrew W.K. and learn how to dodge. "
Tila's having a rough decade so far. First, her lover dies on her before the marriage last year, and now this!
*Edited for spelling (I misspelled "Marriage after Prop 8 was overturned!? I oughta be ashamed of myself!)*
" Tila's having a rough decade so far. First, her lover dies on her before the marrige last year, and now this! "Next up, drugs and rehab or suicide!
I have no idea who Tila Tequila is, but I know a few juggalos, and they're nice people, though that doesn't speak for either the minority, nor majority of that particular clique.
She doesn't say how she escaped? What? Did the sun come out and all of the attackers just stop in their tracks, then stumble away single file with their heads down and their arms at their sides? If it weren't for that abrupt end to her story, I'd say I believe her. The bottles and rocks part I do believe, though. That shit happens to bad musicians who show their faces where they aren't wanted. It happened to Nickelback, so it could definitely happen to that talentless slut. Oh, I also hate Nickelback... didn't want any confusion there.
From what I've been hearing, the main stage at this years gathering has been a complete mess. Apparently, according to tom green, someone got stabbed this year at the main stage while he was performing at the second stage.
Also, some internet lawyer help me on this, but isn't it a bad idea to go to tmz and on twitter complaining about the entire thing a bad idea if she's going to attempt to file a lawsuit?
" She doesn't say how she escaped? What? Did the sun come out and all of the attackers just stop in their tracks, then stumble away single file with their heads down and their arms at their sides? If it weren't for that abrupt end to her story, I'd say I believe her. The bottles and rocks part I do believe, though. That shit happens to bad musicians who show their faces where they aren't wanted. It happened to Nickelback, so it could definitely happen to that talentless slut. Oh, I also hate Nickelback... didn't want any confusion there. "it could be possible that she fought off the crowd of the two thousand juggalos that were trying to kill her
" @FunExplosions said:Very likely. Using her vag singularity special attack." She doesn't say how she escaped? What? Did the sun come out and all of the attackers just stop in their tracks, then stumble away single file with their heads down and their arms at their sides? If it weren't for that abrupt end to her story, I'd say I believe her. The bottles and rocks part I do believe, though. That shit happens to bad musicians who show their faces where they aren't wanted. It happened to Nickelback, so it could definitely happen to that talentless slut. Oh, I also hate Nickelback... didn't want any confusion there. "it could be possible that she fought off the crowd of the two thousand juggalos that were trying to kill her "
" @AjayRaz said:or she's probably a ninja" @FunExplosions said:Very likely. Using her vag singularity special attack. "" She doesn't say how she escaped? What? Did the sun come out and all of the attackers just stop in their tracks, then stumble away single file with their heads down and their arms at their sides? If it weren't for that abrupt end to her story, I'd say I believe her. The bottles and rocks part I do believe, though. That shit happens to bad musicians who show their faces where they aren't wanted. It happened to Nickelback, so it could definitely happen to that talentless slut. Oh, I also hate Nickelback... didn't want any confusion there. "it could be possible that she fought off the crowd of the two thousand juggalos that were trying to kill her "
" @AjayRaz said:" @FunExplosions said:Very likely. Using her vag singularity special attack. "" She doesn't say how she escaped? What? Did the sun come out and all of the attackers just stop in their tracks, then stumble away single file with their heads down and their arms at their sides? If it weren't for that abrupt end to her story, I'd say I believe her. The bottles and rocks part I do believe, though. That shit happens to bad musicians who show their faces where they aren't wanted. It happened to Nickelback, so it could definitely happen to that talentless slut. Oh, I also hate Nickelback... didn't want any confusion there. "it could be possible that she fought off the crowd of the two thousand juggalos that were trying to kill her "
A slime draws near
This is why you should always check to see if the concert you are playing at have fans that want t kill you.
People who brutally break peace and order have to get their license to strength revoked. Some subtle cuts to ligaments and shit and all the muscle power is for nill. Life's enough of a bitch with growing old and ill and whatnot, without getting prematurely crushed by a crazy person/mob.
Fuck them! Unless of course, these guys want to go to fucking war. Then please, go with your puny strenght after the upholders of order. Whatever you have, it won't beat choppers and tanks and heavy ordonance. Fuck senseless brutality.
" icp lol "LOL. This was exactly my first thought too. As soon as I saw they performed, I stopped reading and just laughed. I wouldn't say she deserved it, but nothing good comes from any place ICP performs.
Thx. Just read the wiki on it. Just another helpless youth rebellion misguided by ignorance and unjustified hope. Just switchin free love/one love or whatever for crying havok and murder. Wierd choice - but I guess dire times need some serious venting.
I'll just steer clear.
" @Th3_James said:Now I'm not one to pick holes in her master plan but I'm pretty confident that I could easily evade her metal pipe and that something so round would be easily pushed over if she tried to kick me." Juggalols........ "lol "
If ever any group were to be a more shining example for the need of genocide, this is probably it. Despite the fact that their collective iq, that is to say the collective iq of all "juggalos" is probably less than the total number of teeth in any given "juggalo", they do stupid shit like attack other people all the fookin time! I wish it were possible to have mind control over all of these sheep, and remind them that it's only cool to wear black and white face paint if you're a member of KISS, and even then only if you're not the cat. (Just kidding, the cat is cool too.)
Not that I'm defending Tila Tequila, but those worthless sack of shit Juggalos are the scum of the fucking earth. Doesn't surprise me that those inbred twats would do something like this.
whoa whoa whoa... are you saying thats a girl?!?!?" @BigBoss1911 said:
Now I'm not one to pick holes in her master plan but I'm pretty confident that I could easily evade her metal pipe and that something so round would be easily pushed over if she tried to kick me. "" @Th3_James said:
" Juggalols........ "lol "
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