Daniel puts the E in Elvis. His wardrobe nets him an 8 while his singing gets him a 13. If you're ever near Eastern Lancaster, Illinois give him a call. He can do small, intimate venues like birthdays and bachelor parties to larger venues like local fast-food restaurant openings and coupon days at grocery stores.
Number 4: Gregg Vikar
Don't hedge your betsas with Greggsas.
Mr Vikar likes to be called the King and he has every right to. He gets a 15 for singing and a 23 for wardrobe. He's based around the Trenton, MD area which makes him the closest person on the list to New Jersey, the home of the King. His specialties are eating a flaming sword as Elvis and praying to god as Elvis.
Number 3: Sanchez Ville Lobos
Ville Lobos ain't no Bozos
If you like your Presley's spicy than this is the hombre to go to. If you live in the S. California are then give him a call, no gringos please. Senior Lobos get a 40 on singing and a 5 in wardrobe. What sets this mexican Elvis apart from the others is that you can order him with the seude, sequined, tangerine jump-suit that Elvis Presley was buried in.
Number 2: Elwood Blankenship
Elwood Blankenship ain't gonna take any of your shit.
Mr. Blankenship has a very unique take on Elvis impersonators. He nets a 3 on singing and a 9 on wardrobe. If you live in Hinkle, Missouri give him a call. His french, cooking Elvis will leave you in stiches and in debt.
Number 1: Frankie Bulworth
Frankie makes us all banty.
It's easy to see why Frankie "The real Elvis" Bulwoth is the real Elvis. It's because of his name. He scores an amazing 7 on wardrobe and 15 on singing.
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