What do you eat when there's nothing in the fridge?

I haven't been shopping in over a week and the fridge and cupboards are pretty much empty.
 
Aside from leftover chocolate from Easter there's not much left to eat. So...
 
What do you eat when there's nothing in the fridge? Do you call for a pizza or head down to the shops and grab some chips and a coke?

There's always something in the cupboards, get creative.

I can generally find something to eat. The other week I had a ketchup sandwich, because there was nothing to eat apart from ketchup and bread. But if there really isn't anything to eat I have four options:
 

1. Go next door to the shop to buy some food
   
2. Go across the road to the Fish & Chip shop to get some food
3. Go around the corner to the Pizza/Kebab place to get some food
4. Go a couple of doors down to the pub and just drink beer instead of food

I live in a rural area where quick food is pretty out of reach apart from a pizza place, so typically I make a sandwich or some ramen.

Eat the chocolate man. 
Or just order pizza, BAM. 
And while you wait for the pizza, go grocery shopping. (if you can make it in time)

Pizza has been ordered. Should be here any minute now
 

@WitchHunter_Z:

air

I spend money on more stuff to put in the fridge right after I had made some pasta which there always is. 

Homeless people

I either go for all I can eat Jap food or all I can eat ribs, or Churches chicken. Either option is ecstacy

Cup of tea and digestive biscuits.

space brownies :D

I hunt rats in the basement.

" I hunt rats in the basement. "

I eat baby souls. Tasty tasty baby souls.

Go out to eat, then go grocery shopping.  NEVER go grocery shopping hungry.  I usually get a grilled chicken from BK just the sandwich.  Aside from the mayo it's actually pretty healthy. 

I have five words for you:
 
Butter-and-chocolate-sauce sandwich.

Fingernails.

Little boys.

you eat the fridge in punishment for being empty

i remember I drank sugar + water for a week once..after bad investments :)

Macaroni with soy. Or noodles. Or just go to the store and buy something?

I make popcorn.

" @MattyFTM: Beer is food. "

i ate a jar of peanut butter once. i don't reccomend it.

" i ate a jar of peanut butter once. i don't reccomend it. "

Eat some nice salt.

" @MattyFTM: Beer is food. "

Raw pasta. Sometimes still in the bag. Although I have been introduced recently to Domino's pizza via the interwebs. 

" @AlwaysAngry: i agree but damn, spoon + peanut butter = baaaad x_x "