What do you seek in a woman?

@J12088 said:

Little to no brains, no personality, big chest, nice ass, long legs. Basically i want to communicate with her as little as possible but at the same time she should do whatever i want.

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If you want a girl like that you might want to consider paying for a prostitute. But be warned the pussy might be spoiled so its at your own risk.

@falserelic said:

@J12088 said:

Little to no brains, no personality, big chest, nice ass, long legs. Basically i want to communicate with her as little as possible but at the same time she should do whatever i want.

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If you want a girl like that you might want to consider paying for a prostitute. But be warned the pussy might be spoiled so its at your own risk.

Escorts are the answer. They cost a bit more but in general there safer.

The liver.

@J12088 said:

@falserelic said:

@J12088 said:

Little to no brains, no personality, big chest, nice ass, long legs. Basically i want to communicate with her as little as possible but at the same time she should do whatever i want.

Is this comment original after 5 pages?

If you want a girl like that you might want to consider paying for a prostitute. But be warned the pussy might be spoiled so its at your own risk.

Escorts are the answer. They cost a bit more but in general there safer.

This reminds me when my brother went to Vegas, and when he was at the hotel. He had a lady call asking if he needs any company for 150 bucks just for 1 hour. I just laughed when he said she was just to damn expensive. Besides my brother would never pay for pussy. Especially when you can get it for free if you have smoothness.

Big boobs

I'd settle for someone that wants to go out with me XD

@falserelic said:

@J12088 said:

@falserelic said:

@J12088 said:

Little to no brains, no personality, big chest, nice ass, long legs. Basically i want to communicate with her as little as possible but at the same time she should do whatever i want.

Is this comment original after 5 pages?

If you want a girl like that you might want to consider paying for a prostitute. But be warned the pussy might be spoiled so its at your own risk.

Escorts are the answer. They cost a bit more but in general there safer.

This reminds me when my brother went to Vegas, and when he was at the hotel. He had a lady call asking if he needs any company for 150 bucks just for 1 hour. I just laughed when he said she was just to damn expensive. Besides my brother would never pay for pussy. Especially when you can get it for free if you have smoothness.

Are you a troll or just dangerously stupid? 'Be warned the pussy might be spoiled'- I'm guessing your 12 and have never actually been intimate with a woman. Thanks for the tip though bra.

@Moreau_MD said:

@falserelic said:

@J12088 said:

@falserelic said:

@J12088 said:

Little to no brains, no personality, big chest, nice ass, long legs. Basically i want to communicate with her as little as possible but at the same time she should do whatever i want.

Is this comment original after 5 pages?

If you want a girl like that you might want to consider paying for a prostitute. But be warned the pussy might be spoiled so its at your own risk.

Escorts are the answer. They cost a bit more but in general there safer.

This reminds me when my brother went to Vegas, and when he was at the hotel. He had a lady call asking if he needs any company for 150 bucks just for 1 hour. I just laughed when he said she was just to damn expensive. Besides my brother would never pay for pussy. Especially when you can get it for free if you have smoothness.

Are you a troll or just dangerously stupid? 'Be warned the pussy might be spoiled'- I'm guessing your 12 and have never actually been intimate with a woman. Thanks for the tip though bra.

I was being sarcastic....

This thread is really one-sided ...

@falserelic said:

@Moreau_MD said:

@falserelic said:

@J12088 said:

@falserelic said:

@J12088 said:

Little to no brains, no personality, big chest, nice ass, long legs. Basically i want to communicate with her as little as possible but at the same time she should do whatever i want.

Is this comment original after 5 pages?

If you want a girl like that you might want to consider paying for a prostitute. But be warned the pussy might be spoiled so its at your own risk.

Escorts are the answer. They cost a bit more but in general there safer.

This reminds me when my brother went to Vegas, and when he was at the hotel. He had a lady call asking if he needs any company for 150 bucks just for 1 hour. I just laughed when he said she was just to damn expensive. Besides my brother would never pay for pussy. Especially when you can get it for free if you have smoothness.

Are you a troll or just dangerously stupid? 'Be warned the pussy might be spoiled'- I'm guessing your 12 and have never actually been intimate with a woman. Thanks for the tip though bra.

I was being sarcastic....

Impossible for me to tell. Thought you were just 12 and horny. Which is incidentally what I look for in a woman.

Someone's who smart, beautiful, and laughs at my jokes.

Someone who can pick me up when I'm down. Intelligent. Great to communicate with and has an innocent and motherly quality.

Oh yeah and cute too lol

I already have my soulmate. Everything I wanted: smart, funny, she can put up with me (which is, apparently, hard to do), and just enjoys being around me. It's different. Never had that before.

TITTIES!!!

I would like a woman who would laugh at me for writing about my ideal woman on Giant Bomb.

4 fingers, a thumb and a non-hairy palm

Empathy, intellect and little self interest.

Well, having just had to wade through 6 pages of mostly sarcastic, misogynistic replies, we can safely assume that the discussion in this thread is unlikely to pick up soon and, therefore, it's existence shall no longer be tolerated.

Kapow!