What makes a real man?

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#1  Edited By Greenshoes

 What makes a man a real man?
Personally I find that men I know as "real men" have widely different qualities, and I am having trouble finding something they all have in common.




"What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms,
just cause she has big tities?
Is it the way that he fight every day?
No its probably the tities!"

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#2  Edited By Yummylee

Great song, terrible thread.
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The ability to protect the things you care about, no matter what it takes.

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#4  Edited By Jadeskye

A man Chooses! - Andrew Ryan.

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#5  Edited By masterherocard

A man is measured not by his strength, or how many lives he takes, 
but rather by how well he can dance.
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He has to smell like a man. And not a lady.
 
I'm on a horse.

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#8  Edited By dichemstys

Cigarettes.

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#9  Edited By FiZiE

A real man crosses the road without looking

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#10  Edited By Jeust

From Lars and the Real Girl: 
 
"Lars Lindstrom: I was talking to Bianca, and she was saying that in her culture they have these rites of passages and rituals and cermonies, and, just all kinds of things that, when you do them, go through them, let you know that you're an adult? Doesn't that sound great? 
Gus: It does. 
Lars Lindstrom: How'd you know? 
Gus: How'd I know what? 
Lars Lindstrom: That you were a man 
Gus: Ahhh. I couldn't tell ya. 
Lars Lindstrom: Was it... okay, was it sex? 
Gus: Um. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's uh, yeah, yeah it's kind of - it's uh - no. Well, it's kind of sex but it's not uh, you know? I don't know. I don't know. It's - uh - good question, good question. 
Lars Lindstrom: Yeah, but I have to know 
Gus: [dryer buzzes] Hold that thought. 
Gus: [in basement] You know, you should ask Dagmar 
Lars Lindstrom: I did ask Dagmar. And she said that I should ask you. 
Gus: Okay, you know I can only give you my opinion. 
Lars Lindstrom: That's what we want 
Gus: Well, it's not like you're one thing or the other, okay? There's still a kid inside but you grow up when you decide to do right, okay, and not what's right for you, what's right for everybody, even when it hurts. 
Lars Lindstrom: Okay, like what? 
Gus: Like, you know, like, you don't jerk people around, you know, and you don't cheat on your woman, and you take care of your family, you know, and you admit when you're wrong, or you try to, anyways. That's all I can think of, you know - it sound like it's easy and for some reason it's not."  
 
Being a man has as many meanings as the people who think it, but generally is assuming your role in life, and sticking to it.    

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#11  Edited By Jadeskye
@Sir_Ragnarok said:
" He has to smell like a man. And not a lady.  I'm on a horse. "
I'M ON A BOAT!  
 

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#12  Edited By trophyhunter

a miserable pile of secrets

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#13  Edited By newmarcom

A miserable pile of secrets.
But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!

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#14  Edited By Alphonzo

A penis. Just a penis.

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@trophyhunter said:
" a miserable pile of secrets "
@newmarcom said:
" A miserable pile of secrets.
But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!

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Posted at the same time. Incredible.
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#16  Edited By KingFrost
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What is a man?  A miserable little pile of secrets!
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#17  Edited By i69edUrGpa

A man is a human being who doesn't have a stinky snatch between their legs and isn't in the kitchen making me dinner

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#18  Edited By Kyreo
@Vito_Raliffe said:
" The ability to protect the things you care about, no matter what it takes. "
Dude... that's deep,  but not far from the truth.
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#19  Edited By trophyhunter
@Vito_Raliffe said:
" @trophyhunter said:
" a miserable pile of secrets "
@newmarcom said:
" A miserable pile of secrets.
But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!

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Posted at the same time. Incredible. "
I get credit because mine is first lol
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#20  Edited By newmarcom
@Vito_Raliffe:@KingFrost:@trophyhunter:  It seems we share the same line of thought.
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#21  Edited By MrKlorox

Playing STALKER on Master difficulty.

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#22  Edited By Dirty_Harry

Two things... Titties and Beer
 
 

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#23  Edited By Kyreo
@Sir_Ragnarok said:
" He has to smell like a man. And not a lady.  I'm on a horse. "
Oh my God yer awesome.  Isaiah Mustafa FTW
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#24  Edited By ErgoProxy77

Dick and nuts

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#25  Edited By immike
@jadeskye said:
" A man Chooses! - Andrew Ryan. "
damnit...I was gonna say that..
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#26  Edited By Yummylee
@Alphonzo said:
"A penis. Just a penis. "

That talks
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#27  Edited By ProfessorEss

Being able to stuff all your emotions into a little black ball deep inside of yourself - until it inevitably kills you.

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#28  Edited By Frederik

Self confidence... I don't care if someone is raging homosexual but if he carries himself with dignity and is proud of what he is he's a real man in my book 

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#29  Edited By GreggD
@newmarcom said:
" A miserable little pile of secrets.
But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!

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Fixed it for you.
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#30  Edited By CornontheCobbe

What makes a real man? Only the following.
 

  • Penis.
  • Wearing Plaid.
  • Becoming a Lumberjack or a Pirate.
  • Eating Beef Jerkey.
  • Kicking Ass.
  • Boners.
  • Copping a Feel.
 
An ode to Maddox
My sister thinks I'm an idiot for caring so much about lumberjacks, so she interviewed me for a report she was doing.
 
Her: Wo cares about Lumberjacks?
Me: Me.
Her: Why do you care about lumberjacks?
Me: Because they're manly.
Her: But it's just a profession. What's so special about someone who cuts down trees every day?
Me: No, being a lumberjack is'nt a professionm it's who they are. People are born lumberjacks, like you're born a moron.
Her: Why do you think they're manly?
Me: Because they chop down trees and they're hairy. They wear plaid.
Her: I don't think they're manly. I think they're stupid. They cut down trees by using their muscle instead of their brains. That's why they're stupid.
Me: You can't cut down trees with brains. You need an Axe.
 
After I learned how she felt about lumberjacks, I called her a Nazi Bitch.
 

 Manly
 Manly
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#31  Edited By Kyreo
@immike said:
" @jadeskye said:
" A man Chooses! - Andrew Ryan. "
damnit...I was gonna say that.. "
So then What makes a Slave?  
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#32  Edited By DRE7777

Beards, full, thick beards.

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#33  Edited By Bigandtasty

Just be a man.

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#34  Edited By inkeiren

It doesn't matter if you are girly, manly, or somewhere in-between. Praising masculinity but not femininity is inherently misogynistic.
 
I'm sure you're heard "Manly man" being used as a compliment, but have you ever heard of "girly girl" being used as a compliment? Hell no. We have tried to rid ourselves of it, but misogyny is still deeply rooted into society worldwide.
 
 
I know. I take everything way too seriously.

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#36  Edited By TorgoGrooves89
@inkeiren said:
"It doesn't matter if you are girly, manly, or somewhere in-between. Praising masculinity but not femininity is inherently misogynistic.  I'm sure you're heard "Manly man" being used as a compliment, but have you ever heard of "girly girl" being used as a compliment? Hell no. We have tried to rid ourselves of it, but misogyny is still deeply rooted into society worldwide.   I know. I take everything way too seriously. "

Agreed. The only differences between men and women are physical differences.
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#37  Edited By Tireyo
@zudthespud: Funny! Very funny!
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#38  Edited By roofy
@Sir_Ragnarok said:
" He has to smell like a man. And not a lady.  I'm on a horse. "
your the best, i came here to post that
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#39  Edited By MikkaQ
@Vito_Raliffe said:
" The ability to protect the things you care about, no matter what it takes. "
 
Mmm that and a pair of testicles. 
 
Mind if I do a J?
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#40  Edited By natetodamax

A man invents, a parasite says "Be careful, or you might tread on the toes of God"

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#41  Edited By Brockly46

a full beard  
                  

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#42  Edited By Gabriel

 
 Any day I find an excuse to post a picture of Charles Bronson is a good day.
 
 

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#43  Edited By immike
@Kyreo said:
" @immike said:
" @jadeskye said:
" A man Chooses! - Andrew Ryan. "
damnit...I was gonna say that.. "
So then What makes a Slave?   "
A Slave Obeys!
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#44  Edited By pakx

a full musky beard, swagger, sex appeal, and power.
 

 sup, hoes.
 sup, hoes.
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#46  Edited By bunnyboiler

Not having any chest hair.

http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/hairy-men-have-higher-levels-of-female-hormone-oestrogen/389217/#52

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#47  Edited By Meowayne

It doesn't matter what you are or what you do.
 


 
A 'stache makes you a man.
 
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#48  Edited By mowgers

Pickles. Because a man chooses them.

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#49  Edited By jacksukeru
@Vito_Raliffe said:
" The resolve to protect the things you care about, no matter what it takes. "
I think it sounds better like this. 
 
Also: Yey 4 animey!
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#50  Edited By AstralDisaster

"That and a pair of testicles."