What's the best Lie or Rumor You've heard about yourself?

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#1  Edited By DiscoLights

hmmmmmmm?

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#2  Edited By BoG

I heard a rumor once that two really hot girls (who were best friends) both had crushes on me. Nothing ever developed of it, unfortunately.

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#3  Edited By kmdrkul

There is a girl that is called by many "the hottest girl in Orange County," and there was a rumor that I had sex with her.


Of course, this was just me telling a bunch of friends to tell everyone they knew, but it worked.  Also, I had never so much as talked to this girl, nor ever seen her in real life. 

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#4  Edited By jondavis

You tell me.

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#5  Edited By Axersia

I can't remember ever being the subject of a rumor...

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#6  Edited By DiscoLights

I once heard that i had wooden legs

and then another time people floated around that i was Straight


that was Rep damaging.
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#7  Edited By Dolphin_Butter

That I was gay.

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nothing good. well, in middle school, a lot of people thought i was a stoner, so i guess thats good? it was middle school lol. the only other rumor about myself that ive heard was that i had plans for a school shooting. pretty glad it never really spread, otherwise staff would have caught on and id have to deal with a bunch of crap.

so my answer is none.

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#9  Edited By Axersia
DiscoLights said:
"I once heard that i had wooden legs
and then another time people floated around that i was Straight


that was Rep damaging.
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So you're bi then? If you're gay, you should remove the "Nina Wyndia is the hotness" note from your bio. It could hurt your rep as a gay man. :P

But yeah, she is hot.

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#10  Edited By DiscoLights

LOL

"the hotness" = AWESOME.

Fish is never on my menu
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#11  Edited By DARKIDO07
DiscoLights said:
"I once heard that i had wooden legs
and then another time people floated around that i was Straight


that was Rep damaging.
"
Kinda weird about the straight rumor, normally (well at my school) they go the other way as in they think your not straight. But whatever though.
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#12  Edited By BoG

That reminds me that there was once a rumor that I was gay. I actually didn't ever deny it, it simply died because I like girls. Is that weird?

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#13  Edited By mike

There was a rumor going around way back in high school that I was extremely well-endowed.  Sadly it wasn't true :(

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#14  Edited By Merforga

I've never had a negative rumor about me (that I know of).  One fact that everyone knew me by in junior high (middle school) was that I got 100% on my math exam twice.  Every time people would see me in the halls they'd whisper to their friend "Hey, is that the guy who got 100% on both of his math exams?".  I felt kind of proud, but unhappy that none of those people actually knew my name.

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#15  Edited By DARKIDO07
MB said:
"There was a rumor going around way back in high school that I was extremely well-endowed.  Sadly it wasn't true :("
???What is "well-endowed " if you don't mind me asking.....never heard that term/phrase before. :\
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DARKIDO07 said:
"MB said:
"There was a rumor going around way back in high school that I was extremely well-endowed.  Sadly it wasn't true :("
???What is "well-endowed " if you don't mind me asking.....never heard that term/phrase before. :\"
It means to be packing some serious heat, to be hung like a horse, to never leave a woman unsatisfied.
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#17  Edited By BiggerBomb

My first girlfriend said something about my dick to one of her friends, something along the lines of "bigger than I expected" and I guess that is still out there. I guess I wouldn't call that a rumor but I haven't hooked up with anyone in over a year though, so who cares? D:

I also get the impression that a lot of my friend's parents think that I am a stoner. Which is funny because I have never smoked anything in my entire life. Sure I drink, but who doesn't? That rumor is something I will have to dispel. >.>

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#18  Edited By Blu_Magic
Axersia said:
"I can't remember ever being the subject of a rumor..."
Same.
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#19  Edited By BiggerBomb
DiscoLights said:
"LOL
"the hotness" = AWESOME.

Fish is never on my menu
"

Your making me laugh. srsly
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#20  Edited By Black_Rose

That i'm gay

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#21  Edited By banksrob

lol never me but one of my friends had a romour that he had sex with the fattest person in the school, which spread like fire. Was kinda funny really.

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#22  Edited By Clean

Some bitch said I lied about my mom being sick just get attention. That was probably the worst one.

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#23  Edited By hazelnutman

That I'm half-crazy or something :|

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#24  Edited By chazer127

I have been rumored about loads of times, but my faverote will have to be that aparently Im a stoner because my voice is very low, thankfully no one beleved him because Im was one of the school nerd's.

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#25  Edited By Solid_SnakeXx
Sleepy_Insomniac said:
"That I was gay."
Same here
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#26  Edited By Solid_SnakeXx
Sleepy_Insomniac said:
"That I was gay."
Same here
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#27  Edited By Absurd

That I got into a fight with some guy and I had to get pulled off of him, but what really happened was a supervised jujitsu match in P.E

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#28  Edited By yorro

I talked to this hot girl, the next day I heard rumors that she was my girlfriend.

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#29  Edited By danielkempster
Sleepy_Insomniac said:
"That I was gay."
Same. When your own grandmother starts questioning your sexuality, you know something's up.
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#30  Edited By Nude_Dude
Solid_SnakeXx said:
"Sleepy_Insomniac said:
"That I was gay."
Same here"

Vice versa for me. There was a fake rumour that I was calling everyone gay, after I called a real sissy "go sleep with your boyfriend and gtfo".
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#31  Edited By aemaeth

There was a rumour that I caused someone to hang themselves.

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#32  Edited By Just_Insane

 hmmmm.....not too many rumors are started about me.....but i've been known to start a few rumors myself ^_^  They were all in good fun though, nothing serious. Like one time my friend Jessi was sick one day from school and I told everyone in band class that she had R.B.S (restless bowel syndrome) and that she had been on the toilet all day........the next day she got about 50 people asking her if her anus was o.k.  XD

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#33  Edited By Black_Raven

Don't think there's ever being a rumor about me...

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#34  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

The only rumour I've herd about me is that I slept with my best friend (who's a guy). I suppose I didn't help the situation by saying "maybe" when asked, but I felt like giving people something to talk about. When everyone found out I didn't sleep with him and that I was I was straight everyone was shocked (I let the rumour go on for months before telling people the truth, it was so funny when people found out the truth)

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#36  Edited By OGCartman

Okay, so after i didnt show up at school for a week (got kicked out) people started to wonder. Where the fuck is shez? Then a roumer spread around that i got stabbed, then typical highschool exadurated it so i got shot with a shotgun AND stabbed. I showed up after school to visit some old friends and everyone was like WHAT THE FUCK! I then proceded to beat the shit outa the person who started it, although getting the attension was nice.

Best one? Hmm, iv had alot but none as good as fucking a hot chick, which some of you had =/

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#37  Edited By Jayge_

There was a rumor that I'd beaten the living shit out of this one kid in the lunch room. Really, I had accidentally thrown out his homework notes because he had a pamflet with  my name on it that nobody should be seeing and spreading around. Then he threw a punch, I threw him into the table, and he ran away before I lost control. Which was good, because that would have resulted in a very aggravating aftermath.

He did rip my shirt though, which he had to pay for after throwing the first punch.

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#38  Edited By Verdugo
BoG said:
"DARKIDO07 said:
"MB said:
"There was a rumor going around way back in high school that I was extremely well-endowed.  Sadly it wasn't true :("
???What is "well-endowed " if you don't mind me asking.....never heard that term/phrase before. :\"
It means to be packing some serious heat, to be hung like a horse, to never leave a woman unsatisfied."
I laughed immensely hard at that.

There was once a rumor spread about me that I called someone a racial slur (As in calling a black guy a ****er). Of course I was very pissed off, since the majority of the students ate that bullshit right up. It died off after about a week, but the whole time people were giving me dirty looks. And I was being threatened quite frequently.

I hate people sometimes.
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#39  Edited By BiggerBomb
Nude_Dude said:
"Solid_SnakeXx said:
"Sleepy_Insomniac said:
"That I was gay."
Same here"

Vice versa for me. There was a fake rumour that I was calling everyone gay, after I called a real sissy "go sleep with your boyfriend and gtfo"."

If you don't mind, I'm going to use that if someone pisses me off.
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#40  Edited By JoblessTerence

People that I had sex with this girl, who I'm best friend's with, in gym class.....

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#41  Edited By Karmum

None, actually, that I can think of. There is one, but it actually wasn't really spread, just something my friends thought they would be funny calling me. I won't go into detail, either.

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#42  Edited By damedude
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#43  Edited By DARKIDO07
damedude said:
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i was with this girl for three years, a year after we broke up she had an unplanned birth by another boy. rumours started spreading that it was mine.
but the funny thing is that when i was in a shop,my auntie came up to me and slapped me in the middle of the shop as she heard the rumour. evryone turned towards and watched as my auntie went on about how i was too young to have a child, lol.

"
ROFL, dude that had to suck but be hilarious at the same time. HAHAHAHAHA
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#44  Edited By Giantkitty

A fair number of people on the Comic Vine thought I was a girl. My profile says male, but I guess they can never be sure.

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#45  Edited By joey

I became friends with a girl and for the next week like everybody i ran into was like "Oh she's your girlfriend?".

I wish it were true.
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#46  Edited By DiscoLights
Giantkitty said:
"A fair number of people on the Comic Vine thought I was a girl. My profile says male, but I guess they can never be sure."
OMG Superkitty i was just thinking it.
Someone said "thanks dude" ...wow had no idea...
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#47  Edited By JohnFKennedy

That I DIDN'T get it on with Marylin Monroe.

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#48  Edited By BiggerBomb
JohnFKennedy said:
"That I DIDN'T get it on with Marylin Monroe."

Pretending to be the Hulk is one thing, but that's not funny.
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#49  Edited By JohnFKennedy
BiggerBomb said:
"JohnFKennedy said:
"That I DIDN'T get it on with Marylin Monroe."

Pretending to be the Hulk is one thing, but that's not funny."
Eh, I usually wouldn't try to impersonate him, but here I found opportunity.
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#50  Edited By Commando

Before I came to Auburn for college I lived on an 800 acre cotton farm in southern alabama my whole life. Well, I went to one of the wealthier schools in the area, and most the people there were city people. So you can imagine the rumors people made up about me when I first started going there. "redneck, hillbilly, incest".