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What's the best Lie or Rumor You've heard about yourself?
There is a girl that is called by many "the hottest girl in Orange County," and there was a rumor that I had sex with her.
Of course, this was just me telling a bunch of friends to tell everyone they knew, but it worked. Also, I had never so much as talked to this girl, nor ever seen her in real life.
I once heard that i had wooden legs
nothing good. well, in middle school, a lot of people thought i was a stoner, so i guess thats good? it was middle school lol. the only other rumor about myself that ive heard was that i had plans for a school shooting. pretty glad it never really spread, otherwise staff would have caught on and id have to deal with a bunch of crap.
so my answer is none.
"I once heard that i had wooden legsSo you're bi then? If you're gay, you should remove the "Nina Wyndia is the hotness" note from your bio. It could hurt your rep as a gay man. :Pand then another time people floated around that i was Straightthat was Rep damaging."
But yeah, she is hot.
"I once heard that i had wooden legsKinda weird about the straight rumor, normally (well at my school) they go the other way as in they think your not straight. But whatever though.and then another time people floated around that i was Straightthat was Rep damaging."
I've never had a negative rumor about me (that I know of). One fact that everyone knew me by in junior high (middle school) was that I got 100% on my math exam twice. Every time people would see me in the halls they'd whisper to their friend "Hey, is that the guy who got 100% on both of his math exams?". I felt kind of proud, but unhappy that none of those people actually knew my name.
"MB said:It means to be packing some serious heat, to be hung like a horse, to never leave a woman unsatisfied."There was a rumor going around way back in high school that I was extremely well-endowed. Sadly it wasn't true :("???What is "well-endowed " if you don't mind me asking.....never heard that term/phrase before. :\"
My first girlfriend said something about my dick to one of her friends, something along the lines of "bigger than I expected" and I guess that is still out there. I guess I wouldn't call that a rumor but I haven't hooked up with anyone in over a year though, so who cares? D:
I also get the impression that a lot of my friend's parents think that I am a stoner. Which is funny because I have never smoked anything in my entire life. Sure I drink, but who doesn't? That rumor is something I will have to dispel. >.>
"That I was gay."Same. When your own grandmother starts questioning your sexuality, you know something's up.
hmmmm.....not too many rumors are started about me.....but i've been known to start a few rumors myself ^_^ They were all in good fun though, nothing serious. Like one time my friend Jessi was sick one day from school and I told everyone in band class that she had R.B.S (restless bowel syndrome) and that she had been on the toilet all day........the next day she got about 50 people asking her if her anus was o.k. XD
The only rumour I've herd about me is that I slept with my best friend (who's a guy). I suppose I didn't help the situation by saying "maybe" when asked, but I felt like giving people something to talk about. When everyone found out I didn't sleep with him and that I was I was straight everyone was shocked (I let the rumour go on for months before telling people the truth, it was so funny when people found out the truth)
Okay, so after i didnt show up at school for a week (got kicked out) people started to wonder. Where the fuck is shez? Then a roumer spread around that i got stabbed, then typical highschool exadurated it so i got shot with a shotgun AND stabbed. I showed up after school to visit some old friends and everyone was like WHAT THE FUCK! I then proceded to beat the shit outa the person who started it, although getting the attension was nice.
Best one? Hmm, iv had alot but none as good as fucking a hot chick, which some of you had =/
There was a rumor that I'd beaten the living shit out of this one kid in the lunch room. Really, I had accidentally thrown out his homework notes because he had a pamflet with my name on it that nobody should be seeing and spreading around. Then he threw a punch, I threw him into the table, and he ran away before I lost control. Which was good, because that would have resulted in a very aggravating aftermath.
He did rip my shirt though, which he had to pay for after throwing the first punch.
"DARKIDO07 said:I laughed immensely hard at that."MB said:It means to be packing some serious heat, to be hung like a horse, to never leave a woman unsatisfied.""There was a rumor going around way back in high school that I was extremely well-endowed. Sadly it wasn't true :("???What is "well-endowed " if you don't mind me asking.....never heard that term/phrase before. :\"
There was once a rumor spread about me that I called someone a racial slur (As in calling a black guy a ****er). Of course I was very pissed off, since the majority of the students ate that bullshit right up. It died off after about a week, but the whole time people were giving me dirty looks. And I was being threatened quite frequently.
I hate people sometimes.
"Solid_SnakeXx said:"Sleepy_Insomniac said:"That I was gay."Same here"
Vice versa for me. There was a fake rumour that I was calling everyone gay, after I called a real sissy "go sleep with your boyfriend and gtfo"."
If you don't mind, I'm going to use that if someone pisses me off.
"ROFL, dude that had to suck but be hilarious at the same time. HAHAHAHAHAi was with this girl for three years, a year after we broke up she had an unplanned birth by another boy. rumours started spreading that it was mine.
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but the funny thing is that when i was in a shop,my auntie came up to me and slapped me in the middle of the shop as she heard the rumour. evryone turned towards and watched as my auntie went on about how i was too young to have a child, lol.
A fair number of people on the Comic Vine thought I was a girl. My profile says male, but I guess they can never be sure.
"A fair number of people on the Comic Vine thought I was a girl. My profile says male, but I guess they can never be sure."OMG Superkitty i was just thinking it.
"That I DIDN'T get it on with Marylin Monroe."
Pretending to be the Hulk is one thing, but that's not funny.
"JohnFKennedy said:Eh, I usually wouldn't try to impersonate him, but here I found opportunity."That I DIDN'T get it on with Marylin Monroe."
Pretending to be the Hulk is one thing, but that's not funny."
Before I came to Auburn for college I lived on an 800 acre cotton farm in southern alabama my whole life. Well, I went to one of the wealthier schools in the area, and most the people there were city people. So you can imagine the rumors people made up about me when I first started going there. "redneck, hillbilly, incest".
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