What's the user above you thinking?

Yeah you heard me right, subscribing to Giantbomb grants you with mind reading abilities far beyond comprehension of mortals.

Go!

How hawt is the user posting after me.

what an oriental jam tastes like

What kittens taste like.

"I don't know how any of us suddenly got these mind reading powers but this is sure awesome"

".................................................................."

""I don't know how any of us suddenly got these mind reading powers but this is sure awesome""

Thinks he has the coolest name, and is probably right.

"Perfect, soon I will gain control of these forums and within the week the world will be mine!"

How much he loves me

star wars is amazing

"And I shall become his sidekick so that I get my share too! MUHAHAHA"

Damn I wish DualReaver was ma fwiend.... He's soo coooool. :(

i hate u all

Is thinking about posting.

Man I suck at the internet.

"Man, I was kidding about sucking at the internet"

(How did you know DualReaver?! friend request pending...)

"I wish I had J. Allard in the shape of a hamburger"

OMG WHAT IS THAT MASSIVE BROWN CLOUD APPROCAHING????

"I wish I was J Allard and had a a hamburger"

"I wish I was inside J Allard because I love him sooooo much.  Also, are hamburgers sandwiches?"

If I could fly AND be invisible, that would be the best!

@slowhands:
 I wish my hands weren't so slow, it makes doing certain things so hard... Well soft.

"That Black_Rose guy is so cool, i wish i was like him"

"I hope HazBazz responds to my comment, he's so dreamy."

"I hope Shawn doesn't post those pictures"

"This thread needs more cowbell"

"i want to play a game"

"I want someone to play with me."

crunchUK is awesome

o_o

"What the heck?"

*God I hope DiscoLights wants to play, 'cause either way she/he is going to play.*

"This user will self-destruct in 5 seconds"

god my avatar is embarrasing

Man i wish I knew what his avatar was from?!?!?!

" I'm thinking Arby's"

*God I am sooo fucking clever and funny, it's why everyone loves me which they obviously do 'cause I'm awesome*

omfg it looks like a penis

"*God I am sooo fucking clever and funny, it's why everyone loves me which they obviously do cause I'm awesome*"

"Hates DualReaver deep down"

""Hates DualReaver deep down""

"I wish Shawn was legal tomorrow ;)"

""I wish Shawn was legal tomorrow ;)""

" I wish I could grow a moustache connecting to every hairy body part on my body"

"Should I tell Black_Rose about last friday?"

:O!

""Should I tell Black_Rose about last friday?"

:O!"

" Oh is it hot in here. I should just leave and never come back?"

Yeah, woops :\