What's the user above you thinking?

*I wonder if Matty has a bear costume like that in real life*

"Did I go to Wendy's twice yesterday?"

"I'm not really Hispanic! Or am I?"

"yes, i love this thread!"

" I hope these jeans don't make my ass look fat "

"lol wut"

"Those jeans totally make his ass look fat"

*They do, but I don't have the heart to tell him*

"Shit, I'm too slow"

"the fish are a lie. damn conspirators!" 

"If I was a fish, I'd eat little Nemo's swimming around cause I'm Bruce, the baddest motherfucking shark alive biatch"

"I really like wearing woman's underwear"

"muahahahaha i'm cute"

" heh nobody knows I'm wearing a thong right now chuckle chuckle "

"i only say what i'm thinking"

"Man, I'm too slow, too!"

*I wish I wasn't always so quick. :(*

"..............................................................................................."

"This thread needs to be reborn!"

"Nah. Not Really , I was really amused with the girl underwear thing"

"my boner won't go away."

"I'm a fucking pirate bunny"

"Jack is no name for a samurai"

"I don't deserve the $$60 billion bounty on my head"

"I really should have been a football player with a name like mine."

"I'm actually a supercomputer"

*Damn it feels good to be a gangsta*

:P

*I wanna lolly his jolly*

"Or is it the other way around?"

"omg LAWL what is that green thing in the toilet????"

"I hate dogs"

He isnt thinking anything really but he is smiling

"@Viagra
"I want him baaaaaaaaaaaaaad-er"
"

"Rawr!"

*I want a really big cookie to show off to the laddies*

"I'm such a manly beast"

" I'm sweet like sugar,bitch"

"I'm clean like soap,bitch"

*I really can't stand that ManlyBeast guy!*

"I'll win his heart.. Someday."

*I so want to go eat some cereal*

"now where did i put htose morning after pills... i mean "hangover" pills...."

*did I remember to flush?*

" I will catch them all one day. All I need is Aids."

"I wonder if birds can fly backwards"

"Why don't I have peanut butter wings?"

"This thread totally needs to be bumped"

I heard you man!

"I hope somebody bumps this damn thread because I won't bother double-posting again."

i like CAKE!

Exploding Teddy bears = best idea ever