Where do they sell halloween masks that aren't aweful?

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#1  Edited By Shadow

I really want to find a great Halloween mask this year because I haven't had one in far too long.  I went to my local Halloween Spirit today to find that all the ones they carry are just god awful.  They have no inner support and sort of just look droopy when you put them on and don't have a head the size of a watermelon.  The designs are nothing to write home about either.  Does anyone know where to find good masks with quality construction?  I want a great one this year so of course I can put up with paying a good amount of money for it.

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#2  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

Ryan's basement is good if you want one of those leather gimp masks with stainless steel zipper lips.
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#3  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

Holy Christ I just did you again again Davis.  
 
Somebody get William RL Baker on the horn, I want his beard to see what I've done here.
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#5  Edited By GoofyGoober

Try shopping online.

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#6  Edited By Shadow
@GoofyGoober said:
" Try shopping online. "
I intend to.  But where?
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#7  Edited By Xeiphyer

Check out the internet, stores like that sell shitty things that are cheap and don't scare/offend people since they don't want anyone getting pissed of at them.

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#10  Edited By GoofyGoober

lol that is an awesome costume.

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#11  Edited By CL60
@Shadow said:
" I really want to find a great Halloween mask this year because I haven't had one in far too long.  I went to my local Halloween Spirit today to find that all the ones they carry are just god awful.  They have no inner support and sort of just look droopy when you put them on and don't have a head the size of a watermelon.  The designs are nothing to write home about either.  Does anyone know where to find good masks with quality construction?  I want a great one this year so of course I can put up with paying a good amount of money for it. "
Here. (They are kind of expensive though)
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#12  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

This dog is interesting. The costume makes no sense whatsoever from a design standpoint, the nose looks like a little yellow penis, and the dog itself has a "walked in on dog parents having sex" expression on its face. 

 
 
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@BiffMcBlumpkin said:
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This dog is interesting. The costume makes no sense whatsoever from a design standpoint, the nose looks like a little yellow penis, and the dog itself has a "walked in on dog parents having sex" expression on its face. 

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That looks nothing like spongebob squarepants. It does have a penis nose though.
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#14  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

You can tell he's fully aware of the tiny yellow penis sticking out of his chest, and that for every second he's forced to wear it he loses a small amount of dignity. It's unlike this dog, who is like a pig in shit when he's Santa's Lil' Helper. 
        
 

 
 
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#15  Edited By CL60
@BiffMcBlumpkin: Why are you posting so many pictures of dogs?
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#16  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

These dogs aren't going to post themselves Einstein.
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@BiffMcBlumpkin: Yes they are. 
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#18  Edited By Shadow
@CL60 said:
" @Shadow said:
" I really want to find a great Halloween mask this year because I haven't had one in far too long.  I went to my local Halloween Spirit today to find that all the ones they carry are just god awful.  They have no inner support and sort of just look droopy when you put them on and don't have a head the size of a watermelon.  The designs are nothing to write home about either.  Does anyone know where to find good masks with quality construction?  I want a great one this year so of course I can put up with paying a good amount of money for it. "
Here. (They are kind of expensive though) "

Those are amazing.  $1000 for a mask is a bit more than I was aiming to spend though.
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#19  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
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#20  Edited By CL60
@Shadow said:
" @CL60 said:
" @Shadow said:
" I really want to find a great Halloween mask this year because I haven't had one in far too long.  I went to my local Halloween Spirit today to find that all the ones they carry are just god awful.  They have no inner support and sort of just look droopy when you put them on and don't have a head the size of a watermelon.  The designs are nothing to write home about either.  Does anyone know where to find good masks with quality construction?  I want a great one this year so of course I can put up with paying a good amount of money for it. "
Here. (They are kind of expensive though) "
Those are amazing.  $1000 for a mask is a bit more than I was aiming to spend though. "
Yeah, they are pretty amazing. Probably the best masks I've seen available for purchase. But they are incredibly expensive.
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#21  Edited By CL60
@BiffMcBlumpkin said:
" @CL60:

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#23  Edited By ajamafalous
@GoofyGoober said:
" @Shadow: Try here. "
They have a section just for Lady Gaga costumes. 
 
 
Perfect. 
 
 
 
 
 
Also, lol@Biff, as always.
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#24  Edited By RandomHero666

12 Euro or equivalent will get you one of these bad boys, I bought one ages ago to fuck around on chatroulette

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#25  Edited By KaosAngel

...do you look in the mirror often?

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#26  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

I'd like to comment here but I think Biff's won this thread.

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#28  Edited By Dauragon

No one is as authentic as  BiffMcBlumpkin

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#29  Edited By Videogames

Good cropping.

   
   
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#30  Edited By sweep  Moderator

Imagine a dog with no legs. He would be a dog slug.  

Also: 

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#31  Edited By Daveyo520

This one speaks wonders to me.

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#32  Edited By HandsomeDead

This thread is fantastic.

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#33  Edited By Bloodgraiv3
@Sweep said:
"Imagine a dog with no legs. He would be a dog slug.  

Also: 

 
 
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I love that hahaha
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#35  Edited By Dalai
@ajamafalous said:
" @GoofyGoober said:
" @Shadow: Try here. "
They have a section just for Lady Gaga costumes.   Perfect.      Also, lol@Biff, as always. "
I'm surprised there's no Lady Gaga meat dress costume for dogs.
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#36  Edited By ajamafalous
@Dalai said:
" @ajamafalous said:
" @GoofyGoober said:
" @Shadow: Try here. "
They have a section just for Lady Gaga costumes.   Perfect.      Also, lol@Biff, as always. "
I'm surprised there's no Lady Gaga meat dress costume for dogs. "
OH. 
MY. 
GOD.
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#37  Edited By ajamafalous
@LordXavierBritish said:
" @RandomHero666:   
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THAT
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#38  Edited By sagesebas
@Shadow:  http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Halloween+Masks
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#39  Edited By FunExplosions
@sagesebas said:
" @Shadow:  http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Halloween+Masks "
Now they gotta make that match Google Instant. 
 
@LordXavierBritish: Indeed. What the fuck is that? 
 
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#40  Edited By Djeffers03

Oh Biff you so silly!

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#42  Edited By one_2nd

...partycity... dot com... it's a site, about parties. 

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