Which Disaster Would You Rather Live In: Zombie Apocalypse or Alien Invasion?

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#51  Edited By Ghostiet

Zombies give a chance for survival. Aliens - hell naw.

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#52  Edited By myke_tuna

Zombies are pretty established and their weaknesses known. An alien civilization may differ wildly from their interpretations in films, comics, games, etc. Thus, their weaknesses would not be known. Also, I would like to find Emma Stone post-zombie apocalypse and live out my Zombieland fan fiction stories. lol. Actually, I would just like to survive.

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#53  Edited By Jimbo

Aliens, on the off chance they come charging out of their spaceship carrying spears and wicker shields.  Shit would be funny as hell.

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#54  Edited By RichardLOlson

Aliens all the way.  Who knows, I might find me a hot green alien chick to make out with.

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#55  Edited By TheCreamFilling

I'm more prepared for zombies. I know almost nothing about aliens, so I would be at a disastrous disadvantage. 

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#56  Edited By MooseyMcMan

The zombies will run out of food and die off eventually. The aliens will likely have plenty of food/fuel/ammo. 

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#57  Edited By MysteriousBob

If I'm going to die, it should be at the hands of zombies. Aliens are totally fucking lame and I would be ashamed to be killed by a pussy E.T.

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#58  Edited By kaaaaaaahn

i would have an alien homeboy

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#59  Edited By Organicalistic_
@FirePrince said:
" Zombies.Aliens would just kick our asses.Zombies can be fought. "
exactly
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#60  Edited By mikemcn

That is a damn hard question mate...... Zombies are terrifying but Aliens would be too much to handle.... hmmmmmm
 
I supposed Zombies because my chances of survival would be better, I could fight unorganized zombie hordes.

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#61  Edited By TheGreatGuero

Zombies are gross. Aliens are cool. I'd rather be killed by an alien than eaten by a zombie.

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Zombies, Aliens could have some insane technology to easily destroy us, zombies are useless rotting meat.

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#63  Edited By natetodamax

Anyone who says aliens is doomed. Aliens would bring bacteria and disease unknown to man, and thus the bacteria and diseases would wipe much of humanity out. 
 
Zombies are way cooler. I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse.

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#64  Edited By mcmets93

Fighting Zombies for sure ! Aliens would just rape the entire world. We can fight zombies!

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#65  Edited By ravensword

I think we atleast have a chance of stopping Zombies. Aliens would probaly have tech that are 1,000s of years ahead of ours. im talking force fields, lazers, heatrays, crap like that.
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#66  Edited By c1337us

I am anti-anal probing so I'll go with Zombies.

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#67  Edited By Eaxis

I don't want to be infected and become a zombie, so if Aliens conquered us easily, why kill us? We could be their pets/slaves.
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#68  Edited By DeShawn2ks
@Eaxis:  F that man I am not becoming no aliens pet/slave that is really going out like a punk. Those aliens can pet these nuts then shoot me. Bring on the zombies I can out run those fools and stand toe to toe with them. Just as long as one doesn't catch me by surprise. I am not out running no damn TIE Fighter though.
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Zombies easily, they can be fought and defeated with a certain level of certainty, while aliens could possibly completely decimate the Earth.

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#71  Edited By kingkorn69

I would go for Zombies any day of the week.  Aliens are way to freakin smart to try to kill

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#72  Edited By Cornman89

What do the aliens want? Is the situation such that I can hide until they find it? Will they leave afterward?

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#73  Edited By shiftymagician

Zombies if you want a better chance of living.  However I choose aliens as it would be the most amazing thing to see right before humanity is obliterated.  Not that I wish for it mind you.

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Depends on what kind of zombies. Are they the running zombies of Zombieland, Dawn of the Dead remake, and 28 Days Later? Are they the George Romero slow but able to learn zombies ? Or the Max Brooks slow and stupid kind ? 
Also what about the aliens. Are they lame and allergic to water like in Signs ? Are they out to exterminate the human race ? Do they want to enslave us ? Or use us as livestock ?

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#75  Edited By goforth_and_die

aliens, cuz we could steal their tech and use against them yo, just like in judgment day

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Aliens, because I feel dealing with zombies would be worse. Having to kill family members and such would be difficult. Killing an alien? No problem, at least emotionally.

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#77  Edited By FireSketch

Zombies are stupid, I could outsmart a zombie.
Aliens have worked out how to get to Earth, they'd kick our asses.
 
It would suck.
Zombies.

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#78  Edited By Marsher

Zombies, I have a survival guide.

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#79  Edited By JonathanMoore

Alien Invasion, Zombies would scare me too much.

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#80  Edited By armaan8014

Shit. Wanted to choose Zombies chose aliens by mistake. The army or something can protect us against Zombies, but there's no guarantee how dangerous the aliens could be.

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#81  Edited By Gunner

Aliens can destroy the entire world, zombies would just slowly destroy the human population.
 
 
Id rather go out fighting than be a super intelligent beings' plaything

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#82  Edited By Mono_Listo

Zombie apocalypse. I feel as though I could survive that.
 
Find a location that's walled in, and has two or more stories. Destroy the stairs and start using ladders. That way if the zombies breach the walls, you can evacuate upstairs and retract the ladders. Then kill the zombies at your leisure from afar before repairing the walls. Plant gardens within the walls for food. Secure green energy when possible, especially solar panels and batteries, and use that on the roof for warm water and other luxuries when possible. 
 
Eventually, the living dead should rot away. 
 
Aliens? Any life with the means and know how to traverse the endless light years to reach us will possess technology that's equitable to magic (to us). They will be unbeatable and likely view us as we do chickens or germs. I don't want to be around if that ever happens.

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#83  Edited By Arbie
@Hitchenson said:
" If they're slow, shambling, rotting corpses that can't use stairs well zombies -- Then I'm going with A. for sure. For another species to have the ability to "fly" to our planet, they must have some large degree of intelligence. So I'd rather not be around for the destruction of the world by the hands of weird looking green men, thanks.    "
Pretty much what I was gonna say! =]
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#84  Edited By DeShawn2ks
@SwirlinDervish said:
" Zombies, I have a survival guide. "
Oh yeah I forgot all about that I have this guide too. Until they have a Alien Invasion Survival Guide I am still going to have to stick with zombies. As for the killing family members argument oh well they were already dead when the zombie killed them. They creature isn't my momma no more.
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#85  Edited By sickVisionz

Aliens.  Aliens are smart and if we just lay it down and admit defeat things might be ok for us and we'd be their butlers, maids, errand boys, etc.  Zombies are a never stopping horde whose sole purpose is to kill us.  They don't sleep and they don't tire out.  Life would be hell.  Especially if it's turbo speed rocket zombies with special abilities like Left 4 Dead. 
 
Butlers > having to shotgun your sister because she got bitten.

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#86  Edited By rjimmy1989

Zombies are they the fast or slow kind?

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#87  Edited By KaosAngel

Aliens.  At least then it would prove we're not alone.

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#88  Edited By Hourai

Zombies. With them you can survive, since all you have to do is move to the wilderness. 

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#89  Edited By Gump

Aliens, because they all are good beings.

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#90  Edited By SuperBuster

I honestly don't understand how zombies would ever become much of a problem. After the first few infections the Gov't would quarantine the infected place and that would be the end of that. Even in zombie movies the main method of people getting killed by zombies involved the humans simply being overrun by the sheer number of zombies but how would the zombies get to be that many in the first place if they rely on their numbers to bite and recruit more members? (never mind the fact that zombies eat humans, supposedly not leaving a body left to become a zombie.)
 
That said, I would most certainly choose the zombie disaster because I don't think it would be too hard to survive whereas any aliens advanced enough to find our planet, determine it contained life, and make it all the way here would have no problems wiping us out and the title implies a violent take-over.

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#91  Edited By SuperBuster

On second thought, aliens would be much more interesting, if they were just looking to enslave the human race I wouldn't mind that much, but who knows what the aliens would do?

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#92  Edited By Tuksit

Aliens. They would obviously be highly intelligent which suggests to me that they most likely would also have developed some sort of morals or ethics so they may offer a chance to surrender or resolve the conflict in a peaceful manner before it escalates.  Not to mention the fact that an intelligent alien species would have no reason to obliterate our planet outright. They would gain nothing from such an act.(yeah it happened in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy but that didn't really make sense.)

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#93  Edited By DanielJW

Aliens would be super exciting. I'm sure I'd get killed, but it would be awesome whilst I lived. 

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#94  Edited By Bam_D_Leprechaun

Zombies, since i already have a Zombie plan 

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#95  Edited By n11n12

Probably zombies, but if the invasion was anything like Earth Defense Force 2017, that would be a hell of a lot more fun.
 
EDF! EDF! EDF!

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#96  Edited By 500xp

A zombie apocalypse could prove to be a great bonding experience for me and my shotgun but I've always, always, always wanted to be kidnapped by aliens. And an alien invasion is my best chance at getting my galactic amber alert on.

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#97  Edited By KaosAngel
@Bam_D_Leprechaun said:
" Zombies, since i already have a Zombie plan  "
Which is....?  We would like to survive as well, mate.  >.>
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#98  Edited By iam3green

aliens to see what they look like. zombies for killing them. 
 
people never know what actually are aliens and if they are really true. i believe there are other life forms somewhere millions of miles away.

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#99  Edited By FacelessVixen

Zombies. It's easier to kill them with a SPAZ-12 shotgun.