Whiskey Media lifetime subscription and pre-order bonus

For only $250 dollars, you too can sign up for a lifetime subscription to all Whiskey Media sites. This allows you to come and go as you please and not worry that you're only getting half of the bombcast or whatever else everyone is whining about. 
 
Pre-order now and receive the special Vinny log-in screen. Each time you enter your username and password, you get called a c**t.

Yes! Sign me up. i want in.

Sold! I also want a 90's era fmv adventure game set around the whiskey media offices.

This does not tickle my funny bone.

You also get a bottle of Whisky delivered in person.

" Sold! I also want a 90's era fmv adventure game set around the whiskey media offices. "

" This does not tickle my funny bone. "

and a date with Babs from Comic VIne.........but only me.

" @laserfrog said:

" Sold! I also want a 90's era fmv adventure game set around the whiskey media offices. "

2D fighting game. Break out the green screen! i wanna play as Jeff. "

Drew's "Fish Vomit" attack has three frames of animation so it's perfect against either Jeff or Brad's specials. Footsies ya'll. Footsies. 

" @jadeskye said:

" @laserfrog said:

" Sold! I also want a 90's era fmv adventure game set around the whiskey media offices. "

2D fighting game. Break out the green screen! i wanna play as Jeff. "

Dude, whatevs.  You're such bullshit with that cheap-ass Jeff "One-Hundred Percent Rush" spam.  They need to balance the game more.  The fact that Brad's "6-Gate Slide" has NO priority over ANYTHING is just lame. "

This fighting game sounds more and more amazing by the second.

let's see those medals

I got one.

Boojah.

Long live the subs!

awww yeah

Wait, that stupid medal appears on people's names now? The hell?

" For only $250 dollars, you too can sign up for a lifetime subscription to all Whiskey Media sites. This allows you to come and go as you please and not worry that you're only getting half of the bombcast or whatever else everyone is whining about.  Pre-order now and receive the special Vinny log-in screen. Each time you enter your username and password, you get called a c**t. "

I'm down.

Hey, it seems that Whiskey servers are having some troubles? Can't make the payment.

Sign me up

Bam. Medal.

And all the twinkies you can eat!*
 
 
*until they are gone

Does this subscription come with access to Jeff's Star Trek Online account?

What?

who's going to be the first to change their icon to look like they're wearing it?

I just got a year subscription :p

For $250, I must be a C**t

Hot damn I have a sexy medal

I will hate, especially since mine's not showing up, for whatever reason.

It's sweet when you highlight a Yearly/Monthly user the little thing pops up.

I want!

I don't want the medal to show up I don't really like how it looks to be honest.  Is there any way to turn it off?

sigh..... still very disappointed.

In the name of the Fatherland, iron and blood, we present to you this Giant Bomb.

Still waiting for Paypal support... Then i too will be shiny

I'd like to thank the academy for my medal. And by the academy, I mean Whiskey Media

i already regret paying

Hmmmm....

Just wanted to see my medal.

" You also get a bottle of Whisky delivered in person. "