Who Built the Pyramids?

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#1  Edited By dichemstys

Aliens? 
the Mayans? 
God? 
 
WHO DID IT?

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#2  Edited By Origina1Penguin

Slaves.

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#3  Edited By Ryax

Edit: sorry it was the jews that were enslaved to the egyptians

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#4  Edited By KaosAngel

Pie

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#5  Edited By Crono11

I'm pretty sure it was Cake.

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#6  Edited By KaosAngel
@Origina1Penguin: @Ryax: I'm so confused...did you post from one account and posted a reply in another?  O_o
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#7  Edited By ArchScabby

Canadians

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#8  Edited By Ryax
@KaosAngel said:
" @Origina1Penguin: @Ryax: I'm so confused...did you post from one account and posted a reply in another?  O_o "
no way! im a one account kind of guy. how dare you!
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#9  Edited By dichemstys

I'd say between cake or pie, cake did it.

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#10  Edited By ThePaleKing

Pyramid Head.

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#11  Edited By KaosAngel
@Ryax said:
" @KaosAngel said:
" @Origina1Penguin: @Ryax: I'm so confused...did you post from one account and posted a reply in another?  O_o "
no way! im a one account kind of guy. how dare you! "
Just the way those two messages line up...my bad.  >.>
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#12  Edited By spaceturtle

What? No no no, it was diagonal-tetris!

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#13  Edited By Ryax
@KaosAngel said:
" @Ryax said:
" @KaosAngel said:
" @Origina1Penguin: @Ryax: I'm so confused...did you post from one account and posted a reply in another?  O_o "
no way! im a one account kind of guy. how dare you! "
Just the way those two messages line up...my bad.  >.> "
you are forgiven
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#14  Edited By IndeedCodyBrown

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#15  Edited By cap123

I'm pretty sure it was the Canadians. They're so helpful and nice.

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#16  Edited By Azteck

The Goa'uld so they could use them as landing platforms for their space ships. THIS IS LIKE COMMON KNOWLEDGE, GUYS. COME ON.

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#17  Edited By Dysnomia

Sweaty, muscular men with no shirts.

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#18  Edited By dichemstys

This thread is a lot more fun than I expected.

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#19  Edited By HitmanAgent47

God build the biggest one that still intact, the rest were build by ufo's who tried to show they can do it too.

 
Actually there was a guy who figured out how to move stones like that with simply levers and weights, that is possibly how humans did it.

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#20  Edited By sopranosfan

illegal imigrants beside an Egyptian Home Depot?

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#21  Edited By IndeedCodyBrown
@sopranosfan: Yeah illegal extra terrestrials
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#22  Edited By honey_power

The Annunaki, reptilian shapeshifters.

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#23  Edited By dichemstys

My girlfriend swears the Na'vi did it.

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#24  Edited By Red12b
@Dysnomia said:
" Sweaty, muscular men with no shirts. "
Ok, Guessing you're a chick then? 
 
@KaosAngel
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" @Origina1Penguin: @Ryax: I'm so confused...did you post from one account and posted a reply in another?  O_o "
Good catch, Kinda spooky.  
@Ryax
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" Edit: sorry it was the jews that were enslaved to the egyptians "
Yep
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#25  Edited By blair

The Jews.  This thread is insulting.

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#26  Edited By weegieanawrench
@cap123 said:
" I'm pretty sure it was the Canadians. They're so helpful and nice. "
Yep, it was all thanks to us that the pyramids were built. We utilized all the ice in Canada so that there was a lot less friction on the huge stones which made it easier to build. Damn I love Canada.
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#27  Edited By Dysnomia
@Red12b said:
" @Dysnomia said:
" Sweaty, muscular men with no shirts. "
Ok, Guessing you're a chick then? "
Nope. 
 
Never said I'd enjoy it...
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#28  Edited By dichemstys
@Blair said:

" The Jews.  This thread is insulting. "

But that's too easy. That's like saying all life came from pond scum.
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#29  Edited By Red12b
@weegieanawrench said:
" @cap123 said:
" I'm pretty sure it was the Canadians. They're so helpful and nice. "
Yep, it was all thanks to us that the pyramids were built. We utilized all the ice in Canada so that there was a lot less friction on the huge stones which made it easier to build. Damn I love Canada. "
Heh, nice one. 
@Dysnomia
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" @Red12b said:
" @Dysnomia said:
" Sweaty, muscular men with no shirts. "
Ok, Guessing you're a chick then? "
Nope.  Never said I'd enjoy it... "
Ok, It was written like you would though,  
All good 
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#30  Edited By blair
@birdflu777 said:
" @Blair said:

" The Jews.  This thread is insulting. "

But that's too easy. That's like saying all life came from pond scum. "
No.  It's the truth.
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#31  Edited By GoldenExplosion

I did...and I still didn't get paid. Dammit.

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#32  Edited By Hot_Karl

The primes, remember? The pyramids were a tomb of Primes from outer space since they wanted to hid the Allspark from the Fallen Transformer.

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#33  Edited By dichemstys
@VinceNotVance said:
" The primes, remember? The pyramids were a tomb of Primes from outer space since they wanted to hid the Allspark from the Fallen Transformer. "
Oh, shit, man, I forgot. Shia LaBeouf told me that.
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#34  Edited By KingPossum

So far there's evidence that slaves didn't build the pyramids.
 
 http://news.discovery.com/archaeology/pyramids-tombs-giza-egypt.html

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#35  Edited By Synthballs

Slaves. Stupid Questoins galore since the quest system.

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#36  Edited By buzz_clik

If in doubt, the answer is always Luchadeer.

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#37  Edited By Rockanomics

Chie probably did it.

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#38  Edited By toowalrus
@Azteck said:
" The Goa'uld so they could use them as landing platforms for their space ships. THIS IS LIKE COMMON KNOWLEDGE, GUYS. COME ON. "

This is the best answer here, and it was the first thing that came to my mind! But really, it was the ancient Egyptians and their slaves. Don't be an idiot.
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#39  Edited By korwin

They had whips Rimmer, massive massive whips.

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#40  Edited By TheMeat

I learned from Alien vs. Predator that the Predators used their advanced technology to help humans build pyramids... It's the only logical explanation...

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#41  Edited By TheCreamFilling

Obviously the Predators.

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#42  Edited By Whisperkill

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#43  Edited By mikemcn

Morgan Freeman
 
 

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#44  Edited By raiz265

the goa'uld 
 
 
edit: ok, somebody was faster... what was I thinking, I'm posting on a nerdy video-game board... :(

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#45  Edited By gla55jAw
@birdflu777 said:
" Aliens? the Mayans? God?  WHO DID IT? "
I see you've also been watching the History Channel this week lol. Crazy stuff right.
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#46  Edited By damnboyadvance

I'm glad it wasn't me.

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#47  Edited By iam3green
@KaosAngel said:
" Pie "
actually a number called 3.141592654 made it.
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#48  Edited By MarkWahlberg

Wasn't slaves, actually. Farmers on conscription.

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#49  Edited By Organicalistic_

Aliens on fire eating cake during a pie fight in space with the gou'uld. 
 
@raiz265: stargate?

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#50  Edited By sjschmidt93

Ah, c'mon, where's that video of the Jews building the pyramids in Egypt clip from South Park when you need it...