Who of the Giant Bomb staff would win in a fight?

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#51  Edited By papercut

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Proof that Brad would kick ass! And now he has a beard. HE IS UNSTOPPABLE!!!
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#52  Edited By HandsomeDead
HazBazz said:
"Vinny. That dude has huge arms
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Wow, they are some guns on Vinny.
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#53  Edited By snide
AnimZero said:
"Dave would just program a giant effing sword out of mid-air and redesign himself into a pirateninja, obviously."
How do you know my secrets?
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#54  Edited By Osaladin
HazBazz said:
"Vinny. That dude has huge arms
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Holy crap Vinny, work out much? I might have to change my opinion of Brad.
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#55  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

Vinnie for sure.

He just screams Powerful Game.

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#56  Edited By momentarylogic

Brad, as long has he has the norris beard.

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#57  Edited By SBYM

The Mouth Of The South. Brad would defeat them with his booming, powerful voice; he could just grab a bullhorn and bellow into it, making the others' minds collapse.

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#58  Edited By Optiow

Jeff, cause I could fire them all.

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#59  Edited By gla55jAw

Vinny. He is from Long Island, He deals with the LIE, he can take on anything.

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#60  Edited By jakob187

Drew.  <.<  >.>  O.O

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#61  Edited By Kohe321

Vinnie, he looks pretty strong. On the other hand, Jeff probably know some moves from all that Street Fighter 4 playing :P

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#62  Edited By JJOR64

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I think Ryan wins.
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#63  Edited By Diamond

Depends on what kind of fight.  Do the losers all die or simply have to buy the others a drink?  Is there preparation time?  Is it a fair fight or anything goes?

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#64  Edited By Retrogimp

Jeff's into Mortal Kombat, so it would most likely be a pretty bloody battle. And probably quite legally unsound too...

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#65  Edited By Coltonio7
jakob187 said:
"Drew.  <.<  >.>  O.O"
I change my vote to Drew. His power of pumping videos out is AMAZING.

Sorry Ryan...I'm sure you'd make a close 2nd =D
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#66  Edited By PercyChuggs
pencil said:
"Vinny's got some huge arms.he takes my vote"
All the better to hug you with, my pretty!
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#67  Edited By Travis

Vinny..  STRONG ISLAND REPRESENT

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#68  Edited By gla55jAw
Travis said:
"Vinny..  STRONG ISLAND REPRESENT"

oh god, please don't say Strong Island lol.
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#69  Edited By MetalGearSunny

V-I-N-N-Y
Vinny
Is it that hard to spell!?

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#70  Edited By Player1
Coltonio7 said:
"Ryan's a thug man, he's packing."
why he got my vote
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#71  Edited By Travis
gla55jAw said:
"Travis said:
"Vinny..  STRONG ISLAND REPRESENT"
oh god, please don't say Strong Island lol."
Haha, alright.  Glad to see some more Islanders on Giant Bomb. :)
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#72  Edited By Gunner

Ryan reminds me of a tough fighter dude, so i voted Ryan.

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#73  Edited By papercut
Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
"V-I-N-N-YVinnyIs it that hard to spell!?"
Sorry sir, won't happen again sir.
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#74  Edited By Wolverine

Vinny, he is ripped and he grew up in a tough city.

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#75  Edited By Snail

That's not how you spell Vinny.

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#76  Edited By dbz1995

Jeff fatalities Ryan with the Hot Dog Toaster. Toasty
Vinny is concealed within the Meat Dimension. He strikes Brad from behind and shaves his beard. Brad automatically loses his deep voice, thereby erupting the world due to state of matter and Brads beard.
Dave tries to run away, so Jeff gets in a Burnout Paradise car, and jumps onto him in the car via a big-ass ramp.

*Jeff vs Vinny*

Suddenly, Vinny turns super-saiyan and kamehamehas the car. Jeff, with the aid of Tony Yayo, drifts to the right, but the side is hit, and he rolls over and over.

Vinny stand over Jeffs barely living corpse, whilst Jeff tries to get the MP40 within Tony Yayos clasp.

Vinny:'My power is over 9000! You shouldn't have hurt my friends! ARRRRRRRGH!




BUFU!'

Nothing happens. 'FUCK!' Vinny says as he is pounded by the 21 bullets within the MP40, which is used in deadly precision amidst the raining meteor showers and the rip in the world.

Jeff has defeated a mighty enemy.

Jeff's Courage has increased.

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#77  Edited By OutOfBounds9000

Vinnie,because he has a gun :DDDD

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#78  Edited By Nasar7

Ryan looks like he's been in a few scrapes

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#79  Edited By CustardArmy

ryan gets my vote, the mans a tank, he would just plough though

but vinnys a close second

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#80  Edited By djstyles92

VINNY REPRESENTING LONG ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#81  Edited By hatking

I would say if emotions didn't get in the way Vinny(he appears to be the most athletic in the bunch) would win, but he seems to be the nicest guy there so he might not be able to go all out in a fight.   Anyway this is probably a really messed up topic...I couldn't imagine them reading this.

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#82  Edited By LiquidPrince

Hard to tell...

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#83  Edited By Bruce

Jeff is about 6'3....Just thought I'd throw that out there.

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#84  Edited By Cube

Jeff has fighting games, Vinny has DBZ.

Ryan would just complain as a weapon.

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#85  Edited By Jeffsekai

vinny hes jacked

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#86  Edited By Hamst3r

They're all softies, but I think Vinny could bring the pain if he needed too. He seems the least likely to hesitate.

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#87  Edited By buzz_clik

Vinny. Those arms are like boa constrictors... if boa constrictors could punch your skull off your body.

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#88  Edited By buzz_killington

Vinny is the strongest, but something tells me Dave fights dirty... and he's an absolute badass. I'm going with Dave.

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#89  Edited By Discorsi

Crouching tiger, hidden JEFFERY

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#90  Edited By sjschmidt93

Jeff. He's not too big, but not to small.

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#91  Edited By eclipsesis

Vinni would win deffinately, did you knw he used to be a medal winning mui tai fighter

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#92  Edited By mikemcn

Vinny, his arms are too big in proportion to his body to not contain large masses of muscle.

Dave is too peaceful i think, he seems like the mellow one.

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#93  Edited By koukou

Solo battle: Vinny all the way!

Now in a tag team on the other hand...

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#94  Edited By musdy

Vinny,  You seen the guns on that guy???

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#95  Edited By PowerSerj

Vinny has those sexy Italian muscles soo... Vinny?

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#96  Edited By mordukai

BRAD. Skinny little guys are always the ones that fight the hardest. 

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#97  Edited By link_dc

Why isn't Drew in the list!? Drew I tell thee!

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#98  Edited By matthew

Yea, Vinny actually has some meat on his arms.

But the quick small ones are the ones you have to watch out for.  I wouldn't put Brad under six foot, but Drew is wiry...

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#99  Edited By Jambones
@Absurd said:
" Dave, Because he is a badass. "
This.

:-D
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#100  Edited By itsVASH

Jeff clearly... cuz he's stait og... clack clack.... BRAT BRAT BRAT