Who of the Giant Bomb staff would win in a fight?
"Vinny's got some huge arms.he takes my vote"All the better to hug you with, my pretty!
Jeff fatalities Ryan with the Hot Dog Toaster. Toasty
Vinny is concealed within the Meat Dimension. He strikes Brad from behind and shaves his beard. Brad automatically loses his deep voice, thereby erupting the world due to state of matter and Brads beard.
Dave tries to run away, so Jeff gets in a Burnout Paradise car, and jumps onto him in the car via a big-ass ramp.
*Jeff vs Vinny*
Suddenly, Vinny turns super-saiyan and kamehamehas the car. Jeff, with the aid of Tony Yayo, drifts to the right, but the side is hit, and he rolls over and over.
Vinny stand over Jeffs barely living corpse, whilst Jeff tries to get the MP40 within Tony Yayos clasp.
Vinny:'My power is over 9000! You shouldn't have hurt my friends! ARRRRRRRGH!
BUFU!'
Nothing happens. 'FUCK!' Vinny says as he is pounded by the 21 bullets within the MP40, which is used in deadly precision amidst the raining meteor showers and the rip in the world.
Jeff has defeated a mighty enemy.
Jeff's Courage has increased.
I would say if emotions didn't get in the way Vinny(he appears to be the most athletic in the bunch) would win, but he seems to be the nicest guy there so he might not be able to go all out in a fight. Anyway this is probably a really messed up topic...I couldn't imagine them reading this.
Vinny is the strongest, but something tells me Dave fights dirty... and he's an absolute badass. I'm going with Dave.
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