WHAT IS FECAL!!! I NEED OILING!! JEE_SUS IS A POSER, I AM GETTING A RO-BO CHUBBY LOOKING AT THAT GIRL IN THE PICTURE ABOVE ME, I DO NOT HAVE A WAISTBAND SO I AM SCREWED
"WHAT IS FECAL!!! I NEED OILING!! JEE_SUS IS A POSER, I AM GETTING A RO-BO CHUBBY LOOKING AT THAT GIRL IN THE PICTURE ABOVE ME, I DO NOT HAVE A WAISTBAND SO I AM SCREWED"
I did have an incident in the first grade when I had to pee really bad. The teacher wouldn't let us leave unless we raised our hand to ask for a pass, and I really had to go and my teacher wouldn't call on me. Eventually I just thought "fuck it" and ran out the door. I was only about halfway down the hallway when I pissed my pants, and I had to go wait in the bathroom until my mom came to get me.
" Once, during the 4th grade, as I was getting up to get off the bus (to go home) I felt like I had to cut one, I tried to sneak it... but something terrible happened., I shit myself. I bolted off of the bus and ran home. This became known as the bus debacle.
Same, except it was in the morning, so I couldn't escape. No one noticed though. Sharts are not funny.
"WHAT IS FECAL!!! I NEED OILING!! JEE_SUS IS A POSER, I AM GETTING A RO-BO CHUBBY LOOKING AT THAT GIRL IN THE PICTURE ABOVE ME, I DO NOT HAVE A WAISTBAND SO I AM SCREWED"
"HAHAHAHAHA....ok well one time when i was like...13-ish me and my two friends were playing outside and i had to go poo REALLY badly but at the same time i didnt want to leave my friends and miss any fun....so we were jumping down into a ditch to go into this random field behind his house and well....i pooped myself...a lot....and the funny part is that...HAHAHAHA i went back to his house alone and i told his mom i fell in some mud and i borrowed a pair of her sons pants and she touched all the POOP when she went to put it in the washer!!!!!!"
Long ago, at boy scout camp, I was heading back from my camp cooking badge class. And well, I didnt exactly make it back to camp as clean as I'd like to. Something in the food made me real sick, real fast.
"HAHAHAHAHA....ok well one time when i was like...13-ish me and my two friends were playing outside and i had to go poo REALLY badly but at the same time i didnt want to leave my friends and miss any fun....so we were jumping down into a ditch to go into this random field behind his house and well....i pooped myself...a lot....and the funny part is that...HAHAHAHA i went back to his house alone and i told his mom i fell in some mud and i borrowed a pair of her sons pants and she touched all the POOP when she went to put it in the washer!!!!!!"
HAHA. didn't she smell it?"
apparently not HAHAHA!!!! I went to visit my friend whos mom touched my poo last year (they moved) and I told him the story and he went and told his mom and she came back with him and we all laughed for like 30 minutes about it....but the entire time I thought she was going to leap across the room and attack me...
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