Your odd/unique personal hygiene practices.

Everyone has something special they do to stay a little extra fresh.

For me, I use baby wipes and a tongue cleaner (not at the same time.)

When I shit, I finish off the job with my Wet Ones. This should be made standard practice. If a bird shit on your face you wouldn't wipe it away with a dry

ZOMG BIFF IS BACK!

I'm a back and I'm one of the few knuckleheads here whose tongue is as clean as his asshole.

Very clean.

As a result of my bodywash, shampoo/conditioner, aftershave and deoderant, I always smell amazing.

Those things are all standard operating procedure and shame on you for not sharing your unique hygeine practices. I don't know what's going on in your bathroom, but I'm almost positive something rare happens in there.

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Those things are all standard operating procedure and shame on you for not sharing your unique hygeine practices. I don't know what's going on in your bathroom, but I'm almost positive something rare happens in there.

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 Shaving armpit hair is not gay , I am a bodybuilder and therefore shave my entire body (actually I use creams ) and I am straight as one can be .

" Shaving armpit hair is not gay , I am a bodybuilder and therefore shave my entire body (actually I use creams ) and I am straight as one can be ."

I too use baby wipes on my dark secret area, and my girlfriend always seems to appreciate the lack of smell. I'm really surprised more people don't do this...I usually get a strange look if I mention it. Of course, I suppose anytime anal hygiene is brought up there are bound to be strange looks.

Meh, go figure. 

I wipe my ass w/ homeless men's beards

"daniel_beck_90 said:

" Shaving armpit hair is not gay , I am a bodybuilder and therefore shave my entire body (actually I use creams ) and I am straight as one can be ."

Someone who is as straight as one can be does not lather his body with NAIR, that's like claiming you're as straight as can be given you're a gay prostitute. I don't think you're actually gay, but you're definitely David Bowie gay."

I don't know anything about wrestling, but isn't HHH that guy who released that sex tape with China? Yeah, he's straight alright.

And please stop polluting my wonderful thread with pictures of oiled fruits. There's a time and place for everything, and for it's neither the time nor place for oiled fruits.

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I don't know anything about wrestling, but isn't HHH that guy who released that sex tape with China? Yeah, he's straight alright.

And please stop polluting my wonderful thread with pictures of oiled fruits.

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AWWW C'MON!

He has a Marcus Fenix avatar, give him a break.

My odd practices include waxing my eyeballs and sharpening my teeth. I like to eat my meat raw, you see.

"AWWW C'MON!

He has a Marcus Fenix avatar, give him a break.

Once I move into my own house, I'm getting a bidet. Who needs baby wipes when you can have your toilet wipe you like a baby.

Is someone posting pics of semi nude roid heads and talking about not being t3h g3y?  Being homo for fake wrestlers is pretty darn redneck gay.

Redneck gay is not the good gay.  Good gay is when 2 adult men engaging in consensual love.  Redneck gay is when repressed drunk rednecks rape city slicking men.  Ergo WWE is redneck gay to the 9th power

"Once I move into my own house, I'm getting a bidet. Who needs baby wipes when you can have your toilet wipe you like a baby."

If someone drops food on the floor, I offer to eat it.

"If someone drops food on the floor, I offer to eat it.

BUILDS IMMUNE SYSTEM, BITCH.

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Should this be in General Discussion?

But yeah.. I use wet wipes...

Is regular toilet paper no longer fashion?

Toilet paper is just the cavalry. Without the wet archers you'll never win the war against dingleberries.

It's in the equation,

"Is regular toilet paper no longer fashion?"

"I don't know anything about wrestling, but isn't HHH that guy who released that sex tape with China? Yeah, he's straight alright."

"If someone drops food on the floor, I offer to eat it.

BUILDS IMMUNE SYSTEM, BITCH.

"

"Toilet paper is just the cavalry. Without the wet archers you'll never win the war against dingleberries.

It's in the equation, but it's only half of it."

"If someone drops food on the floor, I offer to eat it.

BUILDS IMMUNE SYSTEM, BITCH.

"

Moved to OT

"Arkthemaniac said:

"If someone drops food on the floor, I offer to eat it.

BUILDS IMMUNE SYSTEM, BITCH.

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I eat stuff off the floor. I really don't care. I actually never really get sick. I might catch a stomach virus once every few years if it's going around, or have a bit of seasonal allergies, but otherwise, nobody matches my attendance records."

I piss and brush my teeth in the shower.

Doesn't everyone? I know I do. I piss over my toothbrush, then brush my teeth.

"Oni said:

"AWWW C'MON!

He has a Marcus Fenix avatar, give him a break.

  I lol'ed"

It's not quite personal hygiene, but it sort of fits in with the topic - I've got to have any mirrors in my home100% spotless. Unlike Jeff Gerstmann who's clearly doesn't mind slightly dirty mirrors:

"Doesn't everyone? I know I do. I piss over my toothbrush, then brush my teeth."

Sometimes after going to the gym instead of packing deodorant I lather my underarms with the freshest baby powder (only CostCo branded,  you can't trust those no name brands).

Omg, t3h blif.

I use soap.. and sometimes water. Then after that i use shampoo... on my pubic hair.

Yeah, that bathroom mirror is a total disaster area.

I love Hygienes.

Here's something weird-

Hmm....I use this stuff called Florida Water when I get out of the shower. It's a fragrant water, and I really like the smell, so I put some on my arms and chest. And some on my face as an after shave. It makes me feel pretty.

"Hmm....I use this stuff called Florida Water when I get out of the shower. It's a fragrant water, and I really like the smell, so I put some on my arms and chest. And some on my face as an after shave. It makes me feel pretty."

I wash my hands. I also use soap. Pretty crazy, eh?

I pretty much ignore my hygiene. Is that odd?

I wash my hands after masturbating.

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"Toilet paper is just the cavalry. Without the wet archers you'll never win the war against dingleberries.

It's in the equation, but it's only half of it."

I laughed my ass off, after reading this. It should be a quote. No scratch that. It should be a famous quote."

I do sit ups in the shower.

"I wash my hands. I also use soap. Pretty crazy, eh?"

i smell in the mornings