You're paired with a sword so important that it needs a name.

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#1  Edited By schizogony

What do you name your sword? 
 
  
 
 
 

Mine will be called The S-Word.

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#2  Edited By GunslingerPanda
Hellawesome.
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Excelsior.

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#4  Edited By SlowHands

Dickfister.

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#5  Edited By Pie

Swordy

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#6  Edited By carlthenimrod

Zach?

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#7  Edited By Khemitude

Jeff
 
Not after The great Gerstmann but i just have an obssesion with naming everything i own jeff, such as my Creative Zen, phone, router etc...

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#8  Edited By CaptainObvious

JohnnyCountrySideSombitch. He gotta show those goddaaaaaaaaaaamn sonsofbitches who's the biggest motherfuuuuuuuucker in the whole fuuuuuuuuuuuuckin' States. He also believes that God comes from the south.

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#9  Edited By ultron100

The Megadeluxe

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#10  Edited By MadeinFinland

Mr Sword? 
 
In all realism, I would probably just call it the Master Sword.

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#11  Edited By gosukiller

Francis York Morgan. I'll call him York. Everybody dies. 
I mean does.

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#12  Edited By Raakill

Fucko

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Skittles.

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#14  Edited By OmegaPirate

Cleave-land

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#15  Edited By Icemael

The Blade of Cutting.

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#16  Edited By pwnasaurus

sting

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Jason

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#18  Edited By SlowHands

JAYSON!

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#19  Edited By FireBurger

FireBurger
 
It works with everything.

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#20  Edited By BraveFart

Blade of Fart

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#21  Edited By Chris2KLee

Face Magnet

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#23  Edited By MikkaQ

Breadmaker, to represent how actually useless a sword is these days.

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#24  Edited By Hailinel

The Baneful Blade of Bob Bobson.

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#25  Edited By TheMustacheHero

Tiny Bastard Sword of Great Woe (+5 lock picking)
 
Yep.

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#26  Edited By SSully

TheMustacheHero

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#27  Edited By toadstule

Excalibur!!...Oh wait, thats already been taken...

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#28  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@SSully said:
" TheMustacheHero "
:O
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#29  Edited By audiosnag

Awesome-O 
 
or Smite-tron 5000

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#30  Edited By MysteriousBob

Dave.

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#31  Edited By RavioliSumo

Extreme.

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#32  Edited By Video_Game_King

I call it My Thrusting Manhood. Imagine hearing the words, "Prepare to feel the wrath of My Thrusting Manhood!" right before you die. There's a specific part of the afterlife where everybody just makes fun of you, and this gets you there.

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#33  Edited By Liono88

Commander Stab-Stab

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#34  Edited By Cramsy

Lolersaurus

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#35  Edited By babblinmule

Rodrigo

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#36  Edited By FirePrince

Ignis Solus.
I win.

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#37  Edited By MeatXbeatsXman

The Momma and The Papa.

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#38  Edited By Cwaff

Shield.

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#39  Edited By Phished0ne

i'd call mine
 
FaceFucker.

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Lucy. Inanimate objects should have female names. For instance, my computer is Jane, my old slow computer was Bessie.

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#41  Edited By Jazz

Senor Ignacious Garcia XXXVII 
SIG-37 for short. 
 
You get the reference, you get a cookie.

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#42  Edited By JJWeatherman

The hose outside my house is named Jose. 
 
I can't think of anything remotely as awesome for a sword.

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#43  Edited By Damian

Sword of Omens

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#44  Edited By AhmadMetallic

ManBearSword ?

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#45  Edited By luce

Cutlass Mcgee

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#46  Edited By davidwitten22

Masamune.

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Cutty McStabenslash.
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#48  Edited By RJay_64

Skyward Sword!  It lives up to its name

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#49  Edited By Extreme_Popcorn

The Glaive Error

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#50  Edited By adoggz

Sword. that is my way of saying that it doesn't actually have a name.