You're paired with a sword so important that it needs a name.

What do you name your sword? 
 
  
 
 
 

Mine will be called The S-Word.

Excelsior.

Dickfister.

Swordy

Zach?

Jeff
 
Not after The great Gerstmann but i just have an obssesion with naming everything i own jeff, such as my Creative Zen, phone, router etc...

JohnnyCountrySideSombitch. He gotta show those goddaaaaaaaaaaamn sonsofbitches who's the biggest motherfuuuuuuuucker in the whole fuuuuuuuuuuuuckin' States. He also believes that God comes from the south.

The Megadeluxe

Mr Sword? 
 
In all realism, I would probably just call it the Master Sword.

Francis York Morgan. I'll call him York. Everybody dies. 
I mean does.

Fucko

Skittles.

Cleave-land

The Blade of Cutting.

sting

Jason

JAYSON!

FireBurger
 
It works with everything.

Blade of Fart

Face Magnet

Breadmaker, to represent how actually useless a sword is these days.

The Baneful Blade of Bob Bobson.

Tiny Bastard Sword of Great Woe (+5 lock picking)
 
Yep.

TheMustacheHero

Excalibur!!...Oh wait, thats already been taken...

" TheMustacheHero "

Awesome-O 
 
or Smite-tron 5000

Dave.

Extreme.

I call it My Thrusting Manhood. Imagine hearing the words, "Prepare to feel the wrath of My Thrusting Manhood!" right before you die. There's a specific part of the afterlife where everybody just makes fun of you, and this gets you there.

Commander Stab-Stab

Lolersaurus

Rodrigo

Ignis Solus.
I win.

The Momma and The Papa.

Shield.

i'd call mine
 
FaceFucker.

Lucy. Inanimate objects should have female names. For instance, my computer is Jane, my old slow computer was Bessie.

Senor Ignacious Garcia XXXVII 
SIG-37 for short. 
 
You get the reference, you get a cookie.

The hose outside my house is named Jose. 
 
I can't think of anything remotely as awesome for a sword.

Sword of Omens

ManBearSword ?

Cutlass Mcgee

Masamune.

Skyward Sword!  It lives up to its name

The Glaive Error

Sword. that is my way of saying that it doesn't actually have a name.