"When on the 16th of May 2007 approximately 0305 hours in Anaheim, California, you along with 3 of your clan members are walking home victorious from a tournament when a hooded man comes up to you holding you at gun point demanding all of your money whilst reaching for your wallet you grab your knife and turn and slice at the man knocking him to the floor you procede to slice him into little bits reminiscent of shooting an enemy into chunks with the shotgun in Gears of War. Despite being happy at what you have done the town doesn't seem to like it and start hunting for you, needless to say you had to leave the country pronto and you're currently living in the UK.

I hardly play Gears to be honest. =]
"

when you think the grand canyon was once a giant emergence hole.

When you're taking cover behind every single wall or object in your house.

when you've accused a player in Halo 3 of having host advantage.

"Too much Gears?  Hulk not understand question.
"

When you throw grenades into holes you see.

You shoot propane tanks so the krill won't attack you.

When I had to get gears of war I Roadie ran the whole way there with a 25 pound bagpack also I stopped eating as much around gears of war launch and would get the gaming munchies. Also at school I could think about was playing it at times. Also you and me shawn got to the top 100 and play 24 hours so yeah.

 you buy all the chainsaws :)

Trying to active reload when you tie your shoe

You make these threads.

Only played Gears a couple times at other people's houses.  I didn't care for it that much(only played multiplayer).  I guess it's one of those things where you have to spend some time with it or maybe i just didn't like it.

"You roadie run to school.
"

When you start trying to sprint while couched down.

"

Trying to active reload when you tie your shoe

"

You find yourself running down the street armed with a chainsaw killn cunts.

"You keep tying to active reload in Halo 3.
"

When...you break the disc with your knee by knocking your Xbox 360 down.

LULZ.

when you believe the chainsaw to be a proper cutting utensil for food.

When now you're pissed.

When you see the face of Marcus on every baby

When you approach a vending machine you 'look at all that juice'. And you do that over and over again when the machine doesn't work.

When you have weekly chainsaw sword fight tournaments with your friends in the backyard.

You know you have played gears of war to much when you glue your dads chainsaw to his rifle!!!!!!!!

"your asked to chop down a tree and you go to your gun safe.
"

Aw, come on, I need some more of these. The responses have been hilarious. I'm too dumb to think of any jokes though.

You point your mobile phone at people, expecting the hammer of dawn to fry them or when you can do a perfect active reload with the batteries in your controllers.

your hands are sore becasue of the Controller's  Vibration

"your hands are sore becasue of the Controller's  Vibration"

You've been caught Active Reloading  your DS.

You put your finger to your ear and start asking Anya for information on locust activity while your walking down the street

When you and your friends exchange Cole's quips for over ten minutes.

When you see people standing in the dark, you yell "STAY UNDER THE LIGHT!"

When you dropkick a closed door to get it open.

When you go bow hunting and you keep your bow pulled way back for a long time while look at a deer. Your partner says "What are you doing! Shoot!" and you say "If you keep the bow pulled back long enough, the shot sticks. Then Kaboom!"

You take a crap in the toilet and yell eat shit and die

You know you've played too much Gears of War when you've played Gears of War.

When you blow up propane tanks while walikng down the street at night.

"You take a crap in the toilet and yell eat shit and die"

you know when u played too much gears of war when you go buy a gun and ask for the chainsaw attachment.

"You know you've played too much Gears of War when you've played Gears of War."

"You take a crap in the toilet and yell eat shit and die"

when you know the locations of all cog tags by heart.

when you get the hedge trimmer and...

"Thunder said:

"You take a crap in the toilet and yell eat shit and die"

That's Duke Nukem, not Gears of War..."

You start calling the sun the lightmass bomb.

......you tell your girlfriend she'd look better in Unreal Engine 3.  =  /

"......you tell your girlfriend she'd look better in Unreal Engine 3.  =  /"

"jakob187 said:

"......you tell your girlfriend she'd look better in Unreal Engine 3.  =  /"

...Your girlfriend says you'd look better if you were Marcus"