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    A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).

    What horrible food abomination is worse, the Windows 7 Burger, or KFC's Double Down Sandwich?

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    RiddleBrother

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    #1  Edited By RiddleBrother
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    #2  Edited By RiddleBrother

    For those who don't know, the KFC Double Down is a KFC fried chicken sandwich... with pieces of chicken where the bread should go. Proof is here http://www.epicportions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kfc-doubledown1.jpg and here http://sweettater.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/kfc-doubledown4.jpg

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    AgentJ

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    #3  Edited By AgentJ

    I haven't heard of either. Pictures?

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    #4  Edited By MAN_FLANNEL

    All the double down is two pieces of chicken with cheese and bacon.  The windows 7 burger is a fucking freak of nature.

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    #5  Edited By Shifty_Mcfly

    In that video of CheapyD eating the Windows 7 burger showed that it's very... juicy.

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    #6  Edited By delta_ass

    I'd go with the Double Down. The Windows 7 burger is just a burger with more patties then usual. But the Double Down... that thing scares me. Man was not meant to substitute bread with chicken

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    #7  Edited By ThisIsTheEnd89

    The windows 7 burger.oh man   imagine just digesting that burger my ass would bleed.

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    #8  Edited By raggedglory

    Im going with the Windows burger just because its a stupid promotion.  "Man, that burger looks rad, I guess Ill change my operating system."  While the concept of the double down is retarded, at least its not the Snow Leopard Sandwich.

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    #9  Edited By Bigbombomb

     
    Some pictures:
     

     Wacky Windos 7 Whopper
     Wacky Windos 7 Whopper
     
     Double Down Disgusting
     Double Down Disgusting
     
     
     
     
     
     

     
     
     
    Although both of them are horrible; the Double Down is more of a abomination. I love chicken and bacon, but both shouldn't be in the same, "food item".
     
    Edit: Let me re-word that using chicken as a substitute for buns sounds disgusting. Eww...
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    #10  Edited By Valames
    @Bigbombomb said:
    "  
    Some pictures:
     
     Wacky Windos 7 Whopper
     Wacky Windos 7 Whopper
     
     Double Down Disgusting
     Double Down Disgusting
                  Although both of them are horrible; the Double Down is more of a abomination. I love chicken and bacon, but both shouldn't be in the same, "food item". "
    Chicken club dude, they are ok if done right.
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    #11  Edited By Metric_Outlaw

    I want them both.

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    #12  Edited By innacces14

    I want both, but that KFC sandwich is gonna take some mental preparation.

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    #13  Edited By Storphrax

    The Double Down actually looks revolting, while the Windows 7 Whopper looks pretty good. I'd hate to see how many calories that burger has though...

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    #14  Edited By juanvaldes

    Double Down. the windows burger is just like a 7x7 from In-N-Out.

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    #15  Edited By TwoOneFive
    @Bigbombomb said:
    "  
    Some pictures:
     
     Wacky Windos 7 Whopper
     Wacky Windos 7 Whopper
     
     Double Down Disgusting
     Double Down Disgusting
                  Although both of them are horrible; the Double Down is more of a abomination. I love chicken and bacon, but both shouldn't be in the same, "food item". "
    yeah, i mean if cordon bleu grosses me out, that thing straight up scares me. its got something from a chicken, something from a pig, and something from a cow all on top of each other. 
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    #16  Edited By TwoOneFive

    microsoft should try to get burger king to invent a 360 burger. o_0

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    #17  Edited By ZombiePie

    The Windows 7 burger is better, because when I'm trying to advertise for an operating system that's sleek and more reliable I want to use a bulky, unwieldy, piece of processed meat that ends up making me feel bloated to make that point.

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    #18  Edited By GunnBjorn

     
    They're both from the fastfood article, so they both gross me out.

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    @TwoOneFive: a perfect sphere of meat? not quite cooked enough at the centre though.
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    #20  Edited By flaminghobo

    Dude, the Double Down Burger looks horrible.

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    #21  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    Well their both ridiculous in different ways but I think the worst one for me has to be the double down. At least the Windows 7 burger is actually a burger, the double down truly is an abomination.

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    #22  Edited By nrain

    all I can say is that I want one of each.
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    @Shifty_Mcfly said:

    " In that video of CheapyD eating the Windows 7 burger showed that it's very... juicy. "

     
      It's groce. I love the Japanese dude in the suit-suit quietly eating it in the corner.
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    #24  Edited By RiddleBrother
    Here's an article in which some one describes eating a double down. Also, he looks a LOT like cheapy d.
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    @RiddleBrother said:
    " Here's an article in which some one describes eating a double down. Also, he looks a LOT like cheapy d. "
    Ewww …
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    #26  Edited By subject2change

    I wouldn't even eat the Double Down like a sandwich. I'd probably eat it with a knife and fork.
     
    I think the 7 burger is worse.

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    #27  Edited By Bigbombomb
    @Valames: A chicken club is good because It uses bread as its buns.
    @TwoOneFive: Ewww!! Mixing food!!
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    #28  Edited By eroticfishcake

    I like BurgerKing a lot so I'd actually like a Windows 7 Burger despite the vase quantities of meat in it.

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    #29  Edited By beargirl1

    that KFC one 
    fucking ew 

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    #30  Edited By Suicrat

    It's only an abomination of food if it came from the body of a human as far as I'm concerned. So, while I will readily acknowledge that these things are gross, I wouldn't call either of them "abominable".

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    The Windows 7 burger looks more organized  and like an actual burger, the Double Down looks like a  disgusting mess.  I wouldn't eat either but the Double Down is the worse one in my opinion

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    #32  Edited By wolf_blitzer85
    @Resident4t: agreed that double down looks like it was made without a soul or something
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    #33  Edited By KING_CANVAS

     
    The Windows 7 Whooper....
     
     
    wonder why they call it that,its as big as a computer?

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    #34  Edited By agentboolen

    I love burgers and would try that just once, but yea I'm betting 3 of them will equal a instant heart attack.

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    #35  Edited By toowalrus

    The windows burger is fine, just big. That chicken thing, on the other hand...

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    #36  Edited By ht101

    When I first read about the Double Down here I didn't think it would be that bad.  But after reading that article, I have to agree that the Double Down is the worse food abomination.

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    #37  Edited By Illmatic

    Have to go with KFC. Burger King is simply more patties, but KFC not only made an abomination to health everywhere but was "creative" with it as well. Replacing the bread with more chicken is hilarious and grotesque at the same time. I'll give it to Burger King if they replace their buns with edible plastic bags filled with mayonaise.

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    #38  Edited By dethfish

    Looking at that Windows 7 Whopper makes me hungry but that KFC one looks fucking nasty. How much of a pig do you need to be to think substituting the buns for more chicken is a good idea? Actually, having a burger with 7 patties isn't much better, is it? I'd buy a Windows 7 burger and then go to the store and buy a pack of hamburger buns. I'd make that burger last me 3 days. Those aren't available in America though, are they?

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    #39  Edited By grilledcheez

    Do all KFC locations have the double down?  I tried to get one when we first learned of it but they didn't have it yet.  Windows 7 gets my vote...7 pieces of meat!

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    #40  Edited By regularassmilk

    The Windows 7 Burger, that type of meat in those sandwiches isn't meant for that kind of consumption. It just wouldn't taste good.

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    #41  Edited By Brunchies

    That KFC thing looks like a monster that turned out Horribly, Horribly wrong!

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    #42  Edited By Death_Burnout

    I dont know what you're talking about, the double down looks reasonably alright, the Windows 7 is clearly the most...self destructing...well,  maybe not i dunno, i fully understand the argument that it's better organized.
     
    I did see that Cheap Ass Gamer video last week, and holy shit...it was the grease dripping off that ruined me. the Japanese dude in the corner was hilarious yeah.

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    #43  Edited By deadmonkeys

    (Heart attack joke)

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    #44  Edited By DRooPZ

    that double down looks really disgusting ill take the whopper

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    #45  Edited By tebbit

    This is why Americans are fat and the Japanese have crazy test-your-might television shows.

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    #46  Edited By Bones8677
    @Tebbit said:
    " This is why Americans are fat and the Japanese have crazy test-your-might television shows. "
    Oh yeah? Well when the nuclear winter comes round, guess whose gonna survive the harsh cold. >: )
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    #47  Edited By tebbit
    @Bones8677 said:
    " @Tebbit said:
    " This is why Americans are fat and the Japanese have crazy test-your-might television shows. "
    Oh yeah? Well when the nuclear winter comes round, guess whose gonna survive the harsh cold. >: ) "
    Yes, the obese and the Japanese... Damn!  
    I guess it's time for me to take up the ultimate daily routine: Burger King Pilates.
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    #48  Edited By Bones8677
    @Tebbit said:
    " @Bones8677 said:
    " @Tebbit said:
    " This is why Americans are fat and the Japanese have crazy test-your-might television shows. "
    Oh yeah? Well when the nuclear winter comes round, guess whose gonna survive the harsh cold. >: ) "
    Yes, the obese and the Japanese... Damn!  I guess it's time for me to take up the ultimate daily routine: Burger King Pilates. "
    Now you're gettin' it.
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    #49  Edited By shirogane

    The windows 7 looks more insane to try to eat than the double down. 
    If you consider the double down as not a burger,and just chicken, it isn't nearly quite as bad. Not QUITE as bad, still bad though. 
    I had the idea of making a burger with meat subtituted for the buns a few days ago, didn't think someone actually did it though, and i thought i was crazy.
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    #50  Edited By Ghostiet

    You guys should REALLY see Heart Attack Grill.

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