Naughty Bear

paterson's Naughty Bear (Xbox 360) review

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• paterson wrote this review on July 30, 2010.
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It's meh

Ughh, ok I bought this game while drunk...yes not a good start, when I put the game in for the first time, I was still drunk. I sat there with a couple of mates and thought "this is the best game ever" and it was histerical. The next morning, I woke up and started to carry on playing, needless to say I was not impressed. I found myself pausing the game, staring at it and thinking "what have I bought" For the first few hours I hated it and was ready to sell it, however my friend came over again and it started to become more fun and enjoyable. The main aim of the game is to punish the other bears as naughty as you can by shooting them, electricuting them or pushing them into a giant blender. Sounds fun right? well it is, for a while, but then it started becoming that same boring game again (this was like 30 minutes after) the same dull animations over and over and over just becomes 5 seconds of pain to watch.
 

It tries to encourage you to replay levels with the integration of the online leaderboards, which I didn't. Online play is one of the worst experiences I have had on my xbox, the first time I wen't online it was unplayable. The lag was unbearable, I set of running (in slow motion) and before I knew it, the game was over and nobody had a score greater than 0. The few games after was better but still not great which huge lag spikes every few minutes. Also the multiplayer games are not enjoyable what so ever.
 
The map on Naughty Bear is THE worst map I have ever seen, the whole game takes place on this island which is more of a rock in the sea. There are 2 areas to kill bears in, which spans over about 100 foot, its pathetic for this generation of gaming. I know it's not meant to be taken serious but there is a fine line between not being serious and just plain taking the micky.
 
Overall I owned this game for 2 days and sold it to some unlucky customer for the same price I paid for it. Not good!

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