You're sick? You need encouragement? Try the FF XII Potion!
Or hell, I'm just going to be nice here, and pull out of the race. Might have to cough up them 3 bucks on my own. But anything for a fellow bomber in need.
Try this, it's a full on japanese game-show that a few friends recommended to me when I was down in Japan this spring. It's a real gem, right up there with the fart jokes of yore that made you laugh as a child: think it's some 3 hours long; providing constant laughter. It's just the thing if you're feeling down. It's called "Gaki no Tsukai Highschool" or "No-Laughing HighSchool." Google or youtube it and enjoy, mate. And get better soon.
In this part especially, they're watching an english-pronounciation video gone wrong. They're not allowed to laugh at any point or get their arses smacked with a bamboo sword. Fasciniating people, the japanese. If it wasn't for the short skirts, I honestly don't know why I'd go there so often.
And to finish it off: a bad joke: " One night, a couple is in their bed-room, enjoying some hanky-panky when their 9 year old son, all of a sudden walks in on them. The boy screams "OH, MY GOD!" and runs out of the room. The mother, obviously worried wants to check if he's alright, but the father, still wanting his, laughs it off loudly and tells her that it's a great opportunity for him to have that bees and bird talk with him, anyway.
The next day, the father looks around for his son to have said talk, and as he's passing the child's room, hears a wear, thumping sound. Opening the door, he sees his little boy trying to get it on with his grandmother. The father stares, dumb-strucken, then screams "OH, MY GOD!"
The boy turns to him and snarls. "See?! Not so funny when it's your mother, is it?!"
And that summarizes my intellectual sense of humour.
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