So today I finished Perfect Dark, which I bought off the Xbox LIVE Marketplace shortly after it came out. Okay, well, I didn't completely finish it. But I think I'm on the last mission, and that's good enough for me because......
...... Holy crap, this game is painful.
Really, the only good thing I got out of it was the memories of Goldeneye 007 that came back to me as I played it. Now that I think about it, Perfect Dark also made me love today's first person shooters even more. It made me love the fact that developers aren't making games like it anymore.
There is no map or helpful waypoints of any kind. I find myself being strained to complete every mission in the game because it doesn't make clear what I need to be doing. The constant state of being lost has lead me to getting headaches nearly every time I've played, because running in circles through every part of a level is never a fun thing to do. And if, by chance, I wasn't getting a headache, I was getting enormously frustrated at the dumb level design that would place objectives in inconspicuous locations, or at Elvis who seems to enjoy falling behind and getting murdered.
I think Perfect Dark is the first game to cause me pain. That's not cool :(
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