I started a game of Pokemon yesterday and decided to name my rival Kurt. Then I find out there is another character named Kurt in the story fairly early on. Except I had only heard about him and not seen him initially. So I was assuming this "Kurt" was my rival. Had I been paying more attention to the text I probably would have realized this wasn't the case. So anyhow I finally meet this old dude named Kurt who I guess can make special pokeballs. What are the chances that I would name my rival after another character that I meet early on? I just thought that was kinda crazy unlikely.
 
That's my story. It shall be passed on for generations. Now I have to go eat something, my stomach is going crazy.
 
Lets all take this opportunity to share funny and/or stupid pokemon stories. It'll be fun.

Kurt likes to handle balls. 

You didn't know who Kurt was? BURN THE WITCH

It gets even crazier later on in the game when Kurt begins his love affair with Kurt...

" Is Kurt the man with a thing for Slowpokes? "

" @TheMustacheHero: Not sure if anything else this thread will offer concerning Pokemon humor will be as good as this picture. "

" @Blueman said:

" Is Kurt the man with a thing for Slowpokes? "

Yup. And nuts. "

My rival has red hair, so I named him Sammy.

"My rival has red hair, so I named him Sammy. "

Ya I noticed the red hair too...
so I named him Red....

..........My name is is Kurt but i don't make pokeballs :(

Kurt eh? 
 
I just do what I was doing since I was an immature little kid pokemon in the schoolyard. Name my rival "Asshole".