Aperture Laboratories Van in the Wild

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Posted by Ryan (2278 posts) -
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#1 Posted by Ryan (2278 posts) -
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#2 Posted by Coltonio7 (3214 posts) -

What's in the back!?

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#3 Posted by jakob187 (22938 posts) -

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?!


VANS WITH NO WINDOWS!!!
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#4 Posted by Deathdealer108 (315 posts) -

Its a white van guys. I guess there is some creepy guy living in there who wants to kidnap nerds who only want some cake.

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#5 Posted by Scieran (247 posts) -

Portal is purely and solely made for people to kill time. I could be wrong you know.

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#6 Posted by Dejkrigeren (389 posts) -

So Portal 2 will feature Francis hating Aperture Science?

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#7 Posted by AllanIceman (1358 posts) -

Dude, Awesome!

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#8 Posted by Reverseface (1223 posts) -

YO dudes THATS OFF THE FRIZZZLE NIZZZLE MY SHIZZZLEEE REACH OUT TO THE TRUTH! DIZZLE SON

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#9 Posted by Bubahula (2224 posts) -

YES awesome i hope that there are heelsprings and cake for all in the back

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#10 Posted by nexas (644 posts) -

I hate vans.

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#11 Posted by GamingReligion (76 posts) -

I hate vans.

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#12 Posted by Gamer_152 (14501 posts) -

That is an awesome van! Also I agree with Ryan, when the hell are we gonna hear about Portal 2?

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#13 Posted by TheHT (14446 posts) -

Cake transport van of course.

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#14 Posted by Pibo47 (3238 posts) -

I would love some portal 2.

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#15 Posted by Claude (16651 posts) -

I read about it on bitmob. Pretty damn cool. Someone needs to find that fan... I mean van.

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#16 Posted by Floppypants (813 posts) -

This is a triumph

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#17 Posted by WulfBane (246 posts) -

What would be awesome yet obscure is if the van was loaded with a delivery of shower curtains.

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#18 Posted by Psynapse (1084 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?!

VANS WITH NO WINDOWS!!!
"

Bad experience???
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#19 Posted by Disengage (441 posts) -

PILLS HERE

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#20 Posted by CleverLoginName (679 posts) -

Hey, you kids want some cake?

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#21 Posted by WEGGLES (735 posts) -
@Coltonio7 said:
" What's in the back!? "
The front. :D
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#22 Posted by MeatSim (11151 posts) -

I get all my news from random swedes on twitter.

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#23 Posted by ArbitraryWater (14785 posts) -

VIRAL MARKETING FOR PORTAL 2 IN SWEDEN!

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#24 Posted by Mourer (149 posts) -

I also have one of the parking permit stickers on my car.

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#25 Posted by Kajaah117 (1071 posts) -

What's with the randomly inserted Monty Python reference?

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#26 Posted by AndrewB (7815 posts) -

I have an unused parking permit sticker. I'd rather stick it on my laptop, or something... unfortunately, you'd have to be reading it in a mirror, then.

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#27 Posted by artofwar420 (6905 posts) -

NI!!!!!!!

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#28 Posted by vager (1677 posts) -

You would think Aperture Laboratories would choose a more.. "modern" company-owned van.

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#29 Posted by Manks (862 posts) -

"Hey kids, want some cake?" Well, get in the van."  


Anyway, awesome van.
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#30 Posted by Amilmitt (245 posts) -

you knoe, a person that doesnt know about portal or anything would think thats an actual company's van.

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#31 Posted by Arjuna (918 posts) -

How can you do Portal 2?  I mean:  they would have to devise a whole new play mechanic, which they probably would.  I played through 'Still Alive' so quickly, because once you wrap your head around the play mechanic, it's not that hard to solve the puzzles.

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#32 Posted by Ryan (2278 posts) -
@WEGGLES said:
" @Coltonio7 said:
" What's in the back!? "
The front. :D "
Best comment.
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#33 Posted by TheBigBopper (74 posts) -
@Amilmitt said:
" you knoe, a person that doesnt know about portal or anything would think thats an actual company's van. "
thats why it's an inside joke.

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#34 Posted by FlipperDesert (2202 posts) -
@Deathdealer108 said:
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Its a white van guys. I guess there is some creepy guy living in there who wants to kidnap nerds who only want some cake.

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Portal 2's all about baiting nerds into your van, they soon learn there are no portal guns in the van and the cake they were promised was, in fact, fictitious.
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#35 Posted by TheClap (545 posts) -

YES

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#36 Posted by 5parrowhawk (53 posts) -

Huge success.

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#37 Posted by jeff1216 (11 posts) -

hey kids, get in the van, i have cake...

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#38 Posted by ArclightBorealis (1722 posts) -

They'll get you inside, and then they'll flood the van with a deadly neurotoxin!

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#39 Posted by Ferginator4k (846 posts) -

omg thats cool

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#40 Posted by Ben_H (3958 posts) -

So...

If Van = Cake
and Cake = Lie
Is the Van a lie?

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#41 Posted by smokeH (320 posts) -

wow, haha thats awesome? 

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#42 Posted by The_A_Drain (4073 posts) -

Bring me, a shruberry!

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#43 Posted by RVonE (4999 posts) -

There is science to be done.

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#44 Posted by Blitzer (430 posts) -

Science!

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#45 Posted by End_Boss (3363 posts) -

Solving the puzzle of who the van belongs to is impossible; make no attempt to solve it.

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#46 Posted by Engine357 (39 posts) -

I think this would be a hundred times better if 10 Swede's in Lab Coats hopped out and Ghostrode the Van... One can Dream, until then...

  

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#47 Posted by Jon93 (167 posts) -

I hate vans

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#48 Posted by Scooper (7920 posts) -

I'd love to have that van.

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#49 Posted by flaminghobo (4779 posts) -
@Dejkrigeren said:
" So Portal 2 will feature Francis hating Aperture Science? "
Win.
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#50 Posted by Shag (31 posts) -

Lokks like a UK van.

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