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    The Portal franchise is a series of games that involve creating portals to teleport the player and objects through various puzzles. It also exists within the same universe as the Half-Life series.

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    Edited By Ryan  Staff
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    #1  Edited By Ryan  Staff
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    #2  Edited By Coltonio7

    What's in the back!?

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    #3  Edited By jakob187

    YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?!


    VANS WITH NO WINDOWS!!!
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    #4  Edited By Deathdealer108

    Its a white van guys. I guess there is some creepy guy living in there who wants to kidnap nerds who only want some cake.

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    #5  Edited By Scieran

    Portal is purely and solely made for people to kill time. I could be wrong you know.

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    #6  Edited By Dejkrigeren

    So Portal 2 will feature Francis hating Aperture Science?

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    #7  Edited By AllanIceman

    Dude, Awesome!

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    #8  Edited By Reverseface

    YO dudes THATS OFF THE FRIZZZLE NIZZZLE MY SHIZZZLEEE REACH OUT TO THE TRUTH! DIZZLE SON

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    #9  Edited By bubahula

    YES awesome i hope that there are heelsprings and cake for all in the back

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    #10  Edited By nexas

    I hate vans.

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    #11  Edited By GamingReligion

    I hate vans.

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    #12  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    That is an awesome van! Also I agree with Ryan, when the hell are we gonna hear about Portal 2?

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    #13  Edited By TheHT

    Cake transport van of course.

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    #14  Edited By Pibo47

    I would love some portal 2.

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    #15  Edited By Claude

    I read about it on bitmob. Pretty damn cool. Someone needs to find that fan... I mean van.

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    #16  Edited By Floppypants

    This is a triumph

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    #17  Edited By WulfBane

    What would be awesome yet obscure is if the van was loaded with a delivery of shower curtains.

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    #18  Edited By Psynapse
    @jakob187 said:
    "YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?!

    VANS WITH NO WINDOWS!!!
    "

    Bad experience???
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    #19  Edited By Disengage

    PILLS HERE

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    #20  Edited By CleverLoginName

    Hey, you kids want some cake?

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    #21  Edited By WEGGLES
    @Coltonio7 said:
    " What's in the back!? "
    The front. :D
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    #22  Edited By MeatSim

    I get all my news from random swedes on twitter.

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    #23  Edited By ArbitraryWater

    VIRAL MARKETING FOR PORTAL 2 IN SWEDEN!

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    #24  Edited By Mourer

    I also have one of the parking permit stickers on my car.

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    #25  Edited By Kajaah117

    What's with the randomly inserted Monty Python reference?

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    #26  Edited By AndrewB

    I have an unused parking permit sticker. I'd rather stick it on my laptop, or something... unfortunately, you'd have to be reading it in a mirror, then.

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    #27  Edited By artofwar420

    NI!!!!!!!

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    #28  Edited By vager

    You would think Aperture Laboratories would choose a more.. "modern" company-owned van.

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    #29  Edited By Manks

    "Hey kids, want some cake?" Well, get in the van."  


    Anyway, awesome van.
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    #30  Edited By Amilmitt

    you knoe, a person that doesnt know about portal or anything would think thats an actual company's van.

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    #31  Edited By Arjuna

    How can you do Portal 2?  I mean:  they would have to devise a whole new play mechanic, which they probably would.  I played through 'Still Alive' so quickly, because once you wrap your head around the play mechanic, it's not that hard to solve the puzzles.

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    #32  Edited By Ryan  Staff
    @WEGGLES said:
    " @Coltonio7 said:
    " What's in the back!? "
    The front. :D "
    Best comment.
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    #33  Edited By TheBigBopper
    @Amilmitt said:
    " you knoe, a person that doesnt know about portal or anything would think thats an actual company's van. "
    thats why it's an inside joke.

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    #34  Edited By FlipperDesert
    @Deathdealer108 said:
    "

    Its a white van guys. I guess there is some creepy guy living in there who wants to kidnap nerds who only want some cake.

    "
    Portal 2's all about baiting nerds into your van, they soon learn there are no portal guns in the van and the cake they were promised was, in fact, fictitious.
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    #35  Edited By TheClap

    YES

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    #36  Edited By 5parrowhawk

    Huge success.

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    #37  Edited By jeff1216

    hey kids, get in the van, i have cake...

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    #38  Edited By ArcBorealis

    They'll get you inside, and then they'll flood the van with a deadly neurotoxin!

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    #39  Edited By Ferginator4k

    omg thats cool

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    #40  Edited By Ben_H

    So...

    If Van = Cake
    and Cake = Lie
    Is the Van a lie?

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    #41  Edited By smokeH

    wow, haha thats awesome? 

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    #42  Edited By The_A_Drain

    Bring me, a shruberry!

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    #43  Edited By RVonE

    There is science to be done.

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    #44  Edited By Blitzer

    Science!

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    #45  Edited By End_Boss

    Solving the puzzle of who the van belongs to is impossible; make no attempt to solve it.

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    #46  Edited By Engine357

    I think this would be a hundred times better if 10 Swede's in Lab Coats hopped out and Ghostrode the Van... One can Dream, until then...

      

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    #47  Edited By jon93

    I hate vans

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    #48  Edited By Scooper

    I'd love to have that van.

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    #49  Edited By flaminghobo
    @Dejkrigeren said:
    " So Portal 2 will feature Francis hating Aperture Science? "
    Win.
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    #50  Edited By Shag

    Lokks like a UK van.

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