I don't know, man, even back when this episode came out, Altitude was shit. Felt like some Flash game you'd play in a browser, not one you'd pay fifteen fucking dollars for on Steam.
Yes, Demon's Souls gameplay is atrocious. The lack of player agency and focus on stamina management is counter-as-fuck to the concept of An Action Game. And I like Dark Souls. Can't defend that style of game, though.
Pinball Fantasies was possible the greatest pinball game ever released for DOS.
Vinny's bit at the end was priceless. As was Dave's "I'm really tired; what are we doing?"
51:40. "There's a lot of face- and neck-stabbing, if you like to stab dudes in the face and neck. [...] There's actually there's one really good move where you just like, where you will stab a dude... like 5 or 6 times super quickly, just like shank-style, just like unh-unh-unh-unh, just-- just jabbin' him. [...] That's oddly satisfying."
Goddamn, I miss Ryan.
"This is where it all went bad." How true it was. The industry never recovered from that rampant anticonsumerism and it only got worse.
The Call of Dudebros franchise went from Overdone WWII Shit From An Era When WWII Shit Was Played The Fuck Out to this Left Trigger Right Trigger console-ass horsecrap where punching and grenades are more effective than any firearm.
So glad stuff like DOOM4 at least harkened back to when the FPS was good.
Tekken 6's story mode with the map and the items and shit was fucking rad. It really should've had local two-player co-op, and more fighting games should do that kind of thing. Getting new items and dealing fire damage and shit while looking ridiculous MADE that game.
"Don't judge my pretty robot lady." "I put in my work after the colon. If you know what I'm sayin'."
The Hachiroku isn't crappy, and Heartbeat got nuthin' on Mad Desire.
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