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"Let me in your minivan, girl. This a really nice Aerostar..."

"When Domo-kun's not masturbating, he's killing people." "So that he can masturbate again."

Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure was better than it had any reason to be.

High Speed is a hell of a table.

Also, yeah, Screwbisoft shat Nadeo right the fuck up. Désolé, les mecs...

"I gave her the epic mickey..."

Dead Space Extraction on PS3 was better than you'd expect. Using that plastic MP5 light gun was a ton of fun.

"All UMDs must be deposited in my PSP." "Take it in the ass!"

Those Quake II pods were pretty rough. Bitterman did nothing wrong.

4D Sports Driving aka STUNTS is a goddamn masterpiece. There's no way that TrackMania isn't its spiritual successor, albeit from another studio.

I hope in the years since this episode came out that someone made a Typing of the Dead Space mod.

The Dreamcast was so goddamn ahead of its time that people just didn't understand it. The first Xbox was its successor, with many of the 'Cast games ending up there (and/or their sequels).

Wait, is this the first instance of Brad's "EMAILS!"?

Man, that guy won a key off them and tried to sell it at the Blizzard booth? What a dick.

These motherfuckers shitting on The Doors. Vinny knows what's up.

"Just say no. Don't let them use you like this" is excellent advice for the entire gaming industry, especially in today's rampant anticonsumer ecosystem.

"Giant Bomb: Fresher opinions than Kotaku."

Sure's hell've a lot less attentionwhoring and perpetual victimization as well.

Always so no to the Corporate Rat.

Balls.