Aethelred

Tip: You can get rid of the buzzing mosquito by buying repellent at the store.

A more thorough, and correct, playthrough of the game comes from Swedish lunatic Robbaz:

• My Summer Car - Finland Simulator #1
• My Summer Car - Finland Simulator #2

Brad read the letter saying that Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was a great prequel, but he didn't read mine pointing out The Godfather: Part II. Wouldn't that count as a prequel?

As a rule of thumb, any etymology that claims a word originated as an acronym is usually invented. "Posh" does not come from "port out, starboard home"; "f***" does not come from "for unlawful carnal knowledge; and "SOS" does not come from "save our ship." As for "chav," this author claims it comes from the Romany word "chavi" meaning "child."

Mental Floss: 7 False Acronyms

Is Brad's beard turning white?

Dan mentions the idea of traveling back in time with a cigarette lighter. Here is my favorite depiction of that scenario:

That picture of the wad of baby wipes looks like a swamp monster.

Wedding theme: Wedding cake Gatling gun and champagne bottle, check. Jar of spiders?

@durman667 said:

Every time I saw "ITS" on a monitor...

Some fascinating trivia: The word "its" is a relatively recent addition to the English language, becoming common only in the 17th century. The word does not occur a single time in the King James Bible.