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The shittiest games i ever bought

By AhmadMetallic September 15, 2009 75 Comments

I dunno if you have this in europe/america but here there are tons of music Cassette/CD shops that sell the shittiest 90s games ever made, for about 20 shekels which is 5 USD ... ive bought many of these when i was a kid because i didnt know any better, and the gaming education where i come from used to be pretty basic and still is.

I was going through my big CD bag and stumbled upon those old games, along with Fifa World Cup 98 and Midtown Madness which i ofcourse consider the greatest games i playes as a kid. So here's a list of the crappiest games i ever bought from those fucked up shops, thinking they are masterpiece games...
Games-- no, SHADOWS of games that just suck from every aspect possible and make you wanna kill an old man crossing the street:

Somebody's gonna say "Hidden & Dangerous ? are you crazy?" well as a kid i didnt know what the fuck was going on in that game, and it is pretty old and crappy, so it left a bad impression on me

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AhmadMetallic

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@Mordukai said:

" @Ahmad_Metallic: Have you ever played Turning Point: Fall of Liberty? "

the screenshots actually look decent. never played it

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MetalGearSunny

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Why don't you make this a list?

14 years ago

AliZeroThree

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Deadly Towers (NES) :\

14 years ago

the_stig

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Spawn: The Eternal

Deathtrap Dungeon

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xyzygy

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@AgentJ said:

" @TeflonBilly said:
" @Ahmad_Metallic said:
"i thought that No More Heroes was critically acclaimed "
Critically acclaimed doesn't mean it was his cup of tea. I for one absolutely adored it. I t was like some weird amalgamation of my life and the life I wish I had with a pastiche of everything I love as a background. "
I loved the game too. Luckily I've loved pretty much every game I bought, and I can't think of any games that I could call shitty. Edit: There was one game now that I think about it. I bought BMX XXX one day at Gamestop for a buck. That game was awful. NOthing about it was any good. "

Yeah No More Heroes was amazing... and I love every game I buy too! I'm not picky when it comes to games because I'm not a critic, I'm a gamer :P

14 years ago

vidiot

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@tranquilchaos said:

" @skrutop said:
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Legacy of Kain: Defiance
Awww I love that game! "

I never got around to actually playing the final chapter in the Legacy of Kain series. Is it really that bad to put in a thread entitled "The shittiest games i ever bought"?

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skrutop

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@vidiot said:

" @tranquilchaos said:
" @skrutop said:
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Legacy of Kain: Defiance
Awww I love that game! "
I never got around to actually playing the final chapter in the Legacy of Kain series. Is it really that bad to put in a thread entitled "The shittiest games i ever bought"? "

Well, I don't go out and get games that are "Big Rigs" bad. That a slightly worse than mediocre game made my worsts list is probably a good thing, ultimately.

14 years ago

xyzygy

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@Marzy said:

Madworld

I think the thread is more of like, games that are actually shitty. Madworld was critically acclaimed and people still think it is a shame that it didn't sell as much. How can a game with such praise be universally shitty? Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's a shitty game. This is for games like Big Rigs, or that Michael Jackson game for the Genesis.

Mine would have to be Kabuki Warriors for the Original Xbox. I only got it for like 5 bucks, but man is it bad. I think it was rated as being the worst game on the Original Xbox.

14 years ago

Tordah

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I don't think I own any games I would consider really shitty. I have Perfect Dark Zero that I don't care for at all, but I've played far worse games than that.

14 years ago

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Turok for the 360 comes to mind. I've had good luck with most of my purchases and haven't bought a collosal let down yet, or at least one that screams for my attention. For the record, Turok was an OK game, it was just so damn generic that it was nearly unplayable for me.

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Ubiquitous

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Midtown Madness certainly was a great game.

14 years ago

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@Ahmad_Metallic: a´hem: " Hidden & Dangerous ? are you crazy?"...someone had to do it...somewhat seriously though I seem to forgive a lot of bad games.. I'm with TheHKB on this one. The ones that really grinds my gears is: shareware wolfensteon and doom...never finding those games and playing them beyond chapter 1.......15 years later WIN!

14 years ago

artofwar420

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The shittiest was Rainbow Six Vegas. I could not see one ounce of good in that game. I'm sorry I really am.

14 years ago

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The shittiest games I brought recently bought was Tom Clancy's HAWX and FARCRY 2. Just got pissed of at being constantly shot at and run over by jeeps.

14 years ago

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Dynasty Warriors for PSP, no doubt.

14 years ago

kingkorn69

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I am hanging my head in shame now for just buying this game. Damnation! It feels better now that I have admitted it out in the open!! lol

14 years ago

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Enter the Matrix for me. Didn't really follow gaming news at the time, so it was a huge WTF when I found out that I wouldn't be playing Neo in a Matrix game. Sound glitched all the time, AI was crappy, and the game kept freezing on me in like the fourth level. I just threw it in the back of the closet after that happened.

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Hidden & Dangerous was a flawed gem. Those who want to verify can download it for free from, um somewhere (legally) I think. Think of it as a WW2 Rainbow Six and you should do fine, as long as you can live with outdated visuals and some wonky mechanics or the occasional glitch. I think it came with my first Nvidia graphics card ages ago. I'm fairly sure they released it for free to promote the sequel later on though.

14 years ago

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Van Helsing for the PS2
X-Men Mutant Academy for th GBC
Star Wars: Episode II for GBA
Cabela's Dangerous Hunts for the PS2

14 years ago

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Socket for the Sega Genesis, I was fooled many times as a child into buying shitty genesis games. Why isn't socket a game on giant bomb, someone create that!

14 years ago

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@tranquilchaos said:

" @skrutop said:
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Legacy of Kain: Defiance
Awww I love that game! "

You can love a game doesn't make it good. ( I bought it too.)

14 years ago

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Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter failed me on every possible level, it was a godawful entry in the series and a shitty game on its own merits.

Can't decide which is worse, though, that or the Pirates of the Caribbean game, which I bought in a moment of weakness during one of my pirates-are-so-effing-cool phases. I wish Disney had let Bethesda finish that game to their usual level of quality.

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@SJSchmidt93 said:

" Big Rigs "

What are you talking about? Big Rigs 2 was awesome as fuck.

14 years ago

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.... life XD but that came for free

14 years ago

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@styles5145 said:

" State of emergency "

fuuuck, i forgot about that game

but i would have to go with

Stronghold 2

Dark Sector

Lord of the Rings Conquest

Prey

14 years ago

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The shittiest games i ever bought

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