I'm going to marry this man. Don't tell my wife. 
 
"I had a medical emergency, I had to watch a movie." 
"Here's what you don't know about Nigel Mansell. Just an unholy jerk. That accent is fake." 
"You don't come into the King's house and steal his furniture." 
"Open wheeled racing is a lot like football in that... they're both done in cars." 
"Race suit no. Business suit yes." 
"I can speak intelligently about two things: open wheeled racing and Wario." 
"I did have sex with Ashley Judd, yes. Is that what you were going to ask?"  
"Like I said, I know two things: open wheeled racing and Winnebagos." 
"Bam! Thank you for milk, thank you Jesus, thank you Canada Dry for this ginger ale, then I flip off a picture of John Cleese."
"I just walk into a Brookestone, throw my credit card down on the counter and say, 'Pick something out.'" 
"When you are LIT you will battle your boss. I wasn't always an open wheeled racer. I used to work for that man. Service stations. Winnebago dealerships." 
"I am not a physicist, I'm just an open wheeled racer, in fact the best one of all time ever, and I would say the North Pole is not on Earth. The North pole is in space." 
"China I think was established in the late 1800s in response to America." 
"China was found, probably, by Christopher Columbus in the 1600s. That's a guess." 
"Yeah! Sounds like the scat I'm into." 
"I thought once you got past the original shock of it all, it was just something you were either into or you weren't." 
"Two things I believe in: open wheeled racing and Canada Dry. And also Jesus." 
"I don't gamble, nor would I ever bet my Zune on a race or a horse race. Ever." 
"It's big in Indonesia. I take my open wheeled car over there. They set up three horses, each one of varying sizes and speeds." 
"Ask me the names of all the Facts of Life girls. Go ahead." 
"Phone! They yell, but they don't yell it mean. They yell it nicely." 
"So I am to assume a Squarey is the guy that runs the Courtyard Mariott, because they are not happy with the Furries normally."  
"I've come to terms with Yiffing." 
"Smells like burnt rubber and looks like Underdog: I'll see you at the Courtyard Mariott." 
"They ask you do not to leave the cocaine directly behind the Goodwill, come back during the hours of operation and give the cocaine to the lady."  
"If you leave a couch full of cocaine in the back of the Goodwill and next thing you know you're the bad guy and not allowed to race in the state of Illinois." 
"The Ricker cares(TM)." 
"Imagine Sean Johnson jumps out, ready to rip, right in front of Bob Costas on the Olympic set." 
"I'm going to be on an episode of Designing Women." 
"Support the 8 car!"